Showing:

Funny satire stories about Parliament

Try another search?

Funny story: "Brokeback" coalition to get new nickname

"Brokeback" coalition to get new nickname

The Conservative/Lib Dem coalition is about to be re-branded according to Downing Street. It has recently been described as the "Brokeback" coalition - a hilarious reference to the close working relationship between David Cameron and Nick Clegg. T...

Read full story
Funny story: The Hoax is Over!

The Hoax is Over!

The time has come to confess all. It is amazing how a fantasy can take hold in a country and become 'the truth'. Of course, there was no Coalition between the Conservatives and the Liberal Democrats. People really fell for that. I mean, it was jus...

Read full story
Funny story: "Spare A Copper Gov'"

"Spare A Copper Gov'"

Westminster: London 27th July 1066 - As if further proof were even needed that the existing UK Coalition Government are more manic that a coach load of blind lesbians in a fish market, today's announcement by the Home Secretary, Teresa May finally pr...

Read full story
Funny story: The Labour Leadership Rules of Engagement

The Labour Leadership Rules of Engagement

With the contenders for the leadership of the Labour Party battling it out across the country, we thought now would be an ideal time to answer the most frequently asked questions that we have received about this contest: How do you become candidates? Successful leadership candidates have to be nominated by 12.5% of the Parliamentary Labour Party, past and present. Votes from deceased MP's c...

Read full story
Funny story: Is the Coalition Broke?

Is the Coalition Broke?

Signs of stress for the Coalition Government are beginning to emerge. Rumours that David and Nicky are not satisfying each other have troubled Tory Backbenchers. 'It's because Nicky is always a bit too wet' said one 'David likes his drier in my ex...

Read full story
Funny story: ConDemned coalition need a holiday already, take as long as you like say the British population

ConDemned coalition need a holiday already, take as long as you like say the British population

Call me Dave has had a torrid time in the US. The poor guy must be really exhausted after weeks spent turning the UK upside down and back again. It must have been exhaustion that made him, mistakenly, bring the USA into WW2 a year before they ac...

Read full story
Funny story: Big Society is "Load of Bollocks", says Society

Big Society is "Load of Bollocks", says Society

Society at large has quashed the political myth of a "Big Society" as expounded by the Con-Dem All (Conservative - Lib Dem Alliance). Society, who's very existence had been questioned by a former Tory Prime Minister, made its views known in a seri...

Read full story
Funny story: Reporter Tries To Get Chancellor to Reveal Tactics

Reporter Tries To Get Chancellor to Reveal Tactics

George Wasborn, Chancellor of the Exchequer was interviewed today, by our unpaid reporter Inchcock Chambers, to try and get a true feeling for the nations flock, about the true intentions of the current Government. Inchcock was led to the office for the interview by a burly, earpiece wearing security guard, (who kept smiling and growling at him), and handed him over to Wasborn, sat behind a wal...

Read full story
Funny story: Police, Prisons and Schools for the Chop

Police, Prisons and Schools for the Chop

In progressive moves the Coalition Government is moving rapidly to deal with the deficit. In the firing line are the Police, Prisons and Schools. 'Let's face it' said Business Minister, Vince Cable, backed by Minister of Justice Ken Clarke 'we hav...

Read full story
Funny story: Meddlesome writes memoir: The Turd Man

Meddlesome writes memoir: The Turd Man

Once more a politician pours oil onto the burning facade of his own creation and cries out,'It wasn't my fault guv, it was his. Poor Gawd Blimey, he never realised the fundamental truth, your SCOTTISH man! Did you really think you could be P.M. fo...

Read full story
Funny story: 'NHS is all over' announce ConDems

'NHS is all over' announce ConDems

The coalition Government has announced the first in a series of measures that will lead to the hammering home of nails into the lid of the NHS coffin. Within 3 years time, the ConDems have announced that they will be putting all the cash into the...

Read full story
Funny story: MPs soon to be shown yellow and red cards

MPs soon to be shown yellow and red cards

Tired of MPs yelling at each other during debates, much like children on the schoolyard, John Berkow,Speaker of The House of Commons is said to be thinking of following the methods of reprimanding individuals used by football referees. John Berkow...

Read full story
Funny story: Government Taking the Piss over Pension Reforms

Government Taking the Piss over Pension Reforms

The government are currently assessing proposals to how State Pensions are calculated, with plans to move away from the age-assessment which has been in place since everything was in black and white and before the smile was invented. Working from...

Read full story
Funny story: Coalition close to collapse

Coalition close to collapse

Harriet Harman, the sort of leader of the Layabout Party has announced that a thousand people a day are joining the Party, many of them former Lib Dem supporters. 'With one big push' she told our political correspondent 'we will shove this sham of...

Read full story
Funny story: Number 10: "Pope Won't Escape Axe"

Number 10: "Pope Won't Escape Axe"

DOWNING Street has tried to calm controversy over the Papal visit to Britain by promising that the expected £12million bill won't escape swingeing budgetary cuts. It is thought that Pope Benedict, "Panzer Pope" to his mates, will now arrive by low...

Read full story
Funny story: Government to Leave 600,000 Jobs on Train

Government to Leave 600,000 Jobs on Train

THE newly-established Office for Budget Responsibility (OBR) says the British public sector is likely to lose around 600,000 jobs by 2014. It is understood that Government ministers will probably leave most of the jobs on trains and in the backs o...

Read full story
Funny story: Imprisoned British Army Officer, Bill Shaw, is cleared of bribing Afghan

Imprisoned British Army Officer, Bill Shaw, is cleared of bribing Afghan

A British Army Officer, Bill Shaw, who had been sentenced to two years in prison for bribing an Afghan, has today been acquitted of all charges. Our American and Canadian readers will probably understand why a prisoner would WANT to bribe an Afgha...

Read full story

Breaking news…
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Subscribe…
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more