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Funny story: US Weekly, People Magazine, Ban Paris Hilton Stories This Month

US Weekly, People Magazine, Ban Paris Hilton Stories This Month

In a defiant move, to sell fewer copies, this month People Magazine and Us Weekly have enforced a moratorium on Paris Hilton stories. Not only did they ban Paris stories but they claim to have methodically gone over the editions scouring for ad relat...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Leaves Jail, Vows to return

Paris Hilton Leaves Jail, Vows to return

After 23 days of incarceration, socialite and heiress Paris Hilton claims she has grown accustomed to life in jail and can no longer live outside the confines of a jail cell.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Sold Her Soul to the Devil, admits it on Larry King

Paris Hilton Sold Her Soul to the Devil, admits it on Larry King

An emergency summit was called by theologians, philosophers, media watch dogs, political campaigners and clergy persons to try and figure out this whole Paris Hilton phenomenon. There just seems to be no earthly explanation to this Paris fervor. So...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Voluntarily Extends Rehab Time

Lindsay Lohan Voluntarily Extends Rehab Time

Lindsay Lohan voluntarily extended her time in a Los Angeles area rehab center. The starlet is receiving treatment due to her drunk driving accidents and party girl lifestyle. Lohan's parents have also been in the news recently over a much disput...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Gets iPhone; Hackers Gunning For Her

Paris Hilton Gets iPhone; Hackers Gunning For Her

Paris Hilton has been seen using a new iPhone from Apple in recent paparazzi photos. Hilton previously got public attention for her digital device when hackers downloaded contact info from her cell phone back in 200...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton's ingrowing toenail was life-threatening: Sherrif Lee Baca

Paris Hilton's ingrowing toenail was life-threatening: Sherrif Lee Baca

Los Angeles - (Ass Mess): SHerrif Lee Baca has told the press he released heiress Paris Hilton because her ingrowing toenail was clearly a life-threatening condition.

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Funny story: Paris Jail Sketch Worth $100,000

Paris Jail Sketch Worth $100,000

Beverly Hilton (Celebrity Juice) - Besotted Arab Sheik Ali Omar Barber Sheriff has offered to buy the prison sketch that Paris Hilton sent to TMZ's.com Harvey Levin for $100,000.

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Funny story: Jessica Simpson Shocker IQ--180!

Jessica Simpson Shocker IQ--180!

(Hollywood--CA) In front of a gathering of reporters at the Regent-Beverly Wilshire hotel, Jessica Simpson calmly said: "I'm about to drop a bomb." After a second, there was a loud windbreak. "And now the news. I have a 180 I.Q.&q...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Gets Nod To Host "The Price Is Right"

Paris Hilton Gets Nod To Host "The Price Is Right"

(Los Angeles) - Retired host of the the popular game show, "The Price Is Right", Bob Barker, today endorsed his good friend, Paris Hilton, to be the new host of the daytime show.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Does Rodney King Live!

Paris Hilton Does Rodney King Live!

Paris Hilton bounded on the small stage and flopped in a swivel chair in front of a 'stunned to hush-ness' audience; and an even more stunned Rodney King. Regaining his composure, the black (former cop beaten ex con) talk host blurted out, "What's...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Looks Like She's Been to the Spa

Paris Hilton Looks Like She's Been to the Spa

Paris Hilton is recommending incarceration as an alternative to the traditional mud baths and massages of yesteryear. Paris looked the best she ever has leaving the correctional facility she was doing time in for 23 days.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton, Released from Jail, Vows to Do Good, Now Works for Ron Paul Revolution

Paris Hilton, Released from Jail, Vows to Do Good, Now Works for Ron Paul Revolution

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Los Angeles - Paris Hilton was released from jail today, and she now says that she vows to do good. Her first act was to join the Ron Paul Revolution.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Walks Oddly From Jail

Paris Hilton Walks Oddly From Jail

Paris Hilton, the celebrity jailbird heiress, was released from custody this morning, to a tumultuous welcome from ...well...hardly anyone really.

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Funny story: Prehistoric Penguin To P-P-P-Pick Up Paris

Prehistoric Penguin To P-P-P-Pick Up Paris

Scientists have discovered the remains of a prehistoric penguin, some 5 feet in height, dating back some 35million years.

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Funny story: Paris liberated! Paparazzi Home By Xmas

Paris liberated! Paparazzi Home By Xmas

Hollywood (Calf.) Paris Catherine Ballou Whitney Houston Hilton was Released Today.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton To Pose Nude For Playboy

Paris Hilton To Pose Nude For Playboy

Starlet and former inmate Paris Hilton will spend her second week out of jail posing for Hugh Hefner and Playboy. The personality and party girl has accepted a large offer to appear nude in the pages of the magazine. When asked why she was allowi...

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Funny story: Ahoy Mates Let's Drink The Paris Hilton

Ahoy Mates Let's Drink The Paris Hilton

A Paris Hilton "devotee", Kieth Richards, dressed as Johnny Depp, playing Captain Jack Sparrow is demanding the heiress' release from prison in the next three days, or else he will "raid, plunder and pillage the entire village of Lynwood."...

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