LOS ANGELES (LAX) -- In a shock development late today, Paris Hilton, 26, married 482 of the leading paparazzi stalkers in Hollywood, much to the delight of boarding and disembarking airline passengers.
In a defiant move, to sell fewer copies, this month People Magazine and Us Weekly have enforced a moratorium on Paris Hilton stories. Not only did they ban Paris stories but they claim to have methodically gone over the editions scouring for ad relat...
After 23 days of incarceration, socialite and heiress Paris Hilton claims she has grown accustomed to life in jail and can no longer live outside the confines of a jail cell.
An emergency summit was called by theologians, philosophers, media watch dogs, political campaigners and clergy persons to try and figure out this whole Paris Hilton phenomenon. There just seems to be no earthly explanation to this Paris fervor. So...
Lindsay Lohan voluntarily extended her time in a Los Angeles area rehab center. The starlet is receiving treatment due to her drunk driving accidents and party girl lifestyle. Lohan's parents have also been in the news recently over a much disput...
Paris Hilton has been seen using a new iPhone from Apple in recent paparazzi photos. Hilton previously got public attention for her digital device when hackers downloaded contact info from her cell phone back in 200...
Los Angeles - (Ass Mess): SHerrif Lee Baca has told the press he released heiress Paris Hilton because her ingrowing toenail was clearly a life-threatening condition.
Beverly Hilton (Celebrity Juice) - Besotted Arab Sheik Ali Omar Barber Sheriff has offered to buy the prison sketch that Paris Hilton sent to TMZ's.com Harvey Levin for $100,000.
(Hollywood--CA) In front of a gathering of reporters at the Regent-Beverly Wilshire hotel, Jessica Simpson calmly said: "I'm about to drop a bomb." After a second, there was a loud windbreak. "And now the news. I have a 180 I.Q.&q...
(Los Angeles) - Retired host of the the popular game show, "The Price Is Right", Bob Barker, today endorsed his good friend, Paris Hilton, to be the new host of the daytime show.
Paris Hilton bounded on the small stage and flopped in a swivel chair in front of a 'stunned to hush-ness' audience; and an even more stunned Rodney King. Regaining his composure, the black (former cop beaten ex con) talk host blurted out, "What's...
Paris Hilton is recommending incarceration as an alternative to the traditional mud baths and massages of yesteryear. Paris looked the best she ever has leaving the correctional facility she was doing time in for 23 days.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Los Angeles - Paris Hilton was released from jail today, and she now says that she vows to do good. Her first act was to join the Ron Paul Revolution.
Paris Hilton, the celebrity jailbird heiress, was released from custody this morning, to a tumultuous welcome from ...well...hardly anyone really.
Scientists have discovered the remains of a prehistoric penguin, some 5 feet in height, dating back some 35million years.
Hollywood (Calf.) Paris Catherine Ballou Whitney Houston Hilton was Released Today.
Starlet and former inmate Paris Hilton will spend her second week out of jail posing for Hugh Hefner and Playboy. The personality and party girl has accepted a large offer to appear nude in the pages of the magazine. When asked why she was allowi...
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