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Funny story: "My love-match chemistry with Bin Laden son": Osama's new UK daughter-in-law

"My love-match chemistry with Bin Laden son": Osama's new UK daughter-in-law

Cheshire, UK - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Osama Bin Laden is said to be "thrilled and delighted" at the latest family addition in the shape of comely 51 year old Cheshire woman Jane Felix-Brown who has married his 27 year old Jeddah scrap metal...

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Funny story: Al-Qaeda Fires Bin-Laden, Courts Cheney

Al-Qaeda Fires Bin-Laden, Courts Cheney

The terrorist group Al-Qaeda announced today that after several-failed attacks in the United Kingdom it had fired Osama Bin Laden as its manager.

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Funny story: President Bush Pardons Osama Bin Laden, Iran, Syria, Hezzbollah, Yassar Arafat, Fidel Castro, Kim Jong Ill and Princess Diana

President Bush Pardons Osama Bin Laden, Iran, Syria, Hezzbollah, Yassar Arafat, Fidel Castro, Kim Jong Ill and Princess Diana

APE Line - President Bush today shocked the world with another unexpected Pardon, this time to arch enemy Osama Bin Laden, Iran, Syria, Hezzbollah, Yassar Arafat, Fidel Castro, Kim Jong Ill and Princess Diana.

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Funny story: Surprise Candidate! Osama Bin Laden

Surprise Candidate! Osama Bin Laden

In a surprising move, Osama Bin Laden has announced his candidacy for the 2008 United States presidential contest. After years of terrorist actions against the U.S. Bin Laden has decided to take over the country from within. "If you watch Amer...

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Funny story: Car Bombings Are Linked To NHS Waiting Lists

Car Bombings Are Linked To NHS Waiting Lists

Police investigating the three failed car bombings in London and Glasgow, say they are a direct result of NHS waiting lists and other health service problems, and that many, many doc...

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Funny story: Osama Bin Laden to Run for U.S. President

Osama Bin Laden to Run for U.S. President

Atlanta, Georgia - Osama Bin Laden has announced that he will run for President of the United States of America. He will run as a Republican and Newt Gingrich will be his running mate.

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Funny story: Osama Bin Laden Converts to Judaism

Osama Bin Laden Converts to Judaism

In a surprise announcement broadcast by Al Jazeera, terrorist leader Osama Bin Laden has announced his conversation to Judaism.

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Funny story: Sneaky Sneakers

Sneaky Sneakers

A leaked CIA report has given some indication as to how Osama Bin Laden and many of his Al Qaeda associates have managed to escape from US forces around the world, "they were wearing sneakers" the report states.

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Funny story: Bill Clinton, Paris Hilton, Others Change Their Names

Bill Clinton, Paris Hilton, Others Change Their Names

When he heard that Congressman William Jefferson had been indicted on bribery charges, former President William Jefferson Clinton felt that his own name was toast. He quickly changed it to former President John Doe Clinton.

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Funny story: Bush got bushed!

Bush got bushed!

Washington D.C - In what turned out to be the biggest shock of the year, the FBI (not Ron Paul) revealed that the American president, Bush had a pact with one of the most wanted terrorist in the world Osama Bin Laden...

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Funny story: Bin Laden Uses Most Terroristic Tactic Yet!

Bin Laden Uses Most Terroristic Tactic Yet!

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Crawford, TX - Bin Laden, staying at the president's Crawford Ranch, is using his most destructive terrorist tactic yet! He's NOT attacking America. This is causing the biggest collapse in the Bush administration sinc...

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Funny story: "Bin laden to attack a liberal city with a dirty bomb."

"Bin laden to attack a liberal city with a dirty bomb."

Yesterday, a paper was published entitled: "Bin laden to attack a liberal city with a dirty bomb". While the location is unclear, the wording leads one to believe the city in question is San Mateo, California, the town which first passed a...

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Funny story: Iraq Insurgents Dispute Osama Timetable, Funding

Iraq Insurgents Dispute Osama Timetable, Funding

The Iraq War showed another twist today when Al Jazeera reported an internal dispute within the insurgents.

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Funny story: Bin Laden Alive! Had to Move from Crawford Ranch

Bin Laden Alive! Had to Move from Crawford Ranch

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Bin Laden was evicted from his hideout at the Crawford Ranch because President Bush fears that Tony Blair will become jealous when Bush and Blair marry. President Bush isn't taking any chances with his new love.

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Funny story: Iran Cracks Down On 'Short Beards'

Iran Cracks Down On 'Short Beards'

Undercover foreign journalists operating in Iran have revealed, through videotape evidence, a frightening clampdown in the country, with thousands of men being arrested - merely for having beards that are too short. Papa Ratso, a reporter from Cir...

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Funny story: Obama Arrested as Terrorist

Obama Arrested as Terrorist

Barack Hussein Obama was arrested on suspicions of being a terrorist at Washington DC's Dulles airport.

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Funny story: Bin Laden Found in Bush's Bath

Bin Laden Found in Bush's Bath

Osama Bin Laden, one of the worlds most wanted terrorists, was today found safe and well in a bath at the White House.

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