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Funny story: Scientific expedition to the sun

Scientific expedition to the sun

NASHA: In what would be one of a kind, the NASHA space research centre announced at a press conference that they are planning to send a group of humans to the sun to study its topography.

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Funny story: NASA love triangle astronut Oefelein faces extradition from International Space Station

NASA love triangle astronut Oefelein faces extradition from International Space Station

Cape Canaveral - (Ass Mess): NASA is to send an FBI-reinforced extradition team to the International Space Station to deport space shuttle pilot William Oefelein where he is in hiding after lurid publicity surrounding the Lisa Nowak love triangle epi...

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Funny story: Mars Devastated by Global Warming

Mars Devastated by Global Warming

PASADENA (AP Newsliar) -- Scientists at the Jet Propulsion Laboratory (JPL) offered startling new evidence today that mankind's out-of-control CO2 production has already devastated the fragile ecology of Mars.

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Funny story: Global Warming Spawns New Crisis: Spatial Warming

Global Warming Spawns New Crisis: Spatial Warming

Global warming experts have discovered a new problem associated with the coming catastrophe. Top NASA scientist James E. Hansen points to a growing concern over spatial warming.

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Funny story: Queen in Space

Queen in Space

Today the Queen of England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland gave a private address to the Goddard space place in Maryland USA where those disgusting biscuits come from. The Queen, docked with the international space station at about 0900 GMT.

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Funny story: George Bush Admits NASA Video of Alien Spaceship on Moon is Real

George Bush Admits NASA Video of Alien Spaceship on Moon is Real

WASHINGTON (AP) - President George W. Bush has admitted that NASA astronauts videotaped a large alien spaceship on the moon during an Apollo moon mission.

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Funny story: NASA Engineers Disagree on Design of New Space Vehicle

NASA Engineers Disagree on Design of New Space Vehicle

HOUSTON, TX (AP Newsliar) -- Lead engineers at Johnson Space Center are in stark disagreement over the best overall design configuration for NASA's planned Ares space launch vehicle.

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Funny story: NASA & BNSC To Launch Big Ben For Jupiter Mission

NASA & BNSC To Launch Big Ben For Jupiter Mission

BRITISH NATIONAL SPACE CENTER, LONDON (SPACE:YUK)--No sooner was the ink dry on the historic "Joint Statement of Intent for Co-operation in the Field of Space Exploration" agreement signed in Washington DC, Thursday 19 Apri...

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Funny story: Orbital refrigerators!

Orbital refrigerators!

In a desparate bid to aleviate the threat of global warming, the worlds top boffins have devised an ingenious plan that could save us all.

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Funny story: Nasa 'Rejects Russia Moon help'

Nasa 'Rejects Russia Moon help'

The head of Russia's space agency says that the US has rejected a Moscow proposal that the two countries join forces to explore the Moon.

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Funny story: NASA to Restructure FAG-ASS Program

NASA to Restructure FAG-ASS Program

HOUSTON, TX (AP Newsliar) -- Johnson Space Center officials today confirmed that NASA intends to restructure the Fully Articulated Gyro-Assisted Space Suit (FAG-ASS) program, a project to develop the space program's next generation of space suits...

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Funny story: NASA Axes Uranus, Causing Public Outcry

NASA Axes Uranus, Causing Public Outcry

(MMP News) In a startling and seemingly unjustified move, the National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) has stated that it will no longer recognize Uranus as a planet. Top officials claim it no longer fits the contemporary definition of a...

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Funny story: NASA Selects Cyberbock Industries for Next Generation Spacesuit

NASA Selects Cyberbock Industries for Next Generation Spacesuit

DAYTON, OH, Apr. 27 -- The National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) has selected Cyberbock Industries to be one of three competing prime contractors for the development of a new generation of spacesuits, to be used in future manned explor...

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Funny story: Earth-like Planet Thought to Be Discovered

Earth-like Planet Thought to Be Discovered

CCN - Space - Today, Scientists, using the Hubble Telescope, thought that they had discovered an Earth-like planet only 50 light years away. They immediately started doing calculation on how long it would take a flight to get from Earth to the new p...

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Funny story: Sex in Space - Astro-Tourist Returns After Zero-G Shagging!

Sex in Space - Astro-Tourist Returns After Zero-G Shagging!

Billionaire space tourist Chuck Simon and two crew from the Pan-International Space Station (PISS) have safely returned to Earth.

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Funny story: Lisa Nowak: My International Space Station Bondage Hell

Lisa Nowak: My International Space Station Bondage Hell

Orlando, Florida - (Ass Mess): A NASA random search of Lisa Nowak's International Space Station locker found hundreds of bondage pictures featuring the love-tug astronut and her sex threesome partners Colleen Shipman and Commander Bill Old-Feline...

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Funny story: Drunken Research Leads NASA to Breakthrough

Drunken Research Leads NASA to Breakthrough

After several decades of slow progress, NASA appears to be on the verge of a quantum leap in propulsion that could cut travel times for space probes and manned missions to a fraction of their present duration.

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