Crossroads, South Carolina -- Despite their endless bickering, the Republican presidential candidates all agree that they would like to take the nation back to a more gentler and prosperous era. But they have very different views on what point in Am...
SOUTH CAROLINA - Responding to the increasingly vicious campaign ads depicting Mitt Romney as a raving, no-conscience capitalist who bought and sold businesses with absolutely no regard for the employees who Romney described as, "lying union thugs wh...
Manchester, New Hampshire - Newt Gingrich, shaken by his fourth place finish in the Iowa Caucus, requested that all of the candidates appearing Saturday night at Saint Anselms appear sans clothing so that Mitt Romney would not gain an unfair advantag...
Mitt Romney's Mormon Holy Quest to lock down the 2012 Republican presidential nomination was sharply undercut this morning when eight Iowans who had apparently participated in caucus while under the influence of various dance club substances woke up...
Washington--Mitt Romney loves money and the power that money brings, but he doesn't feel guilty about the amount of money he is spending to buy his ticket to the White House. "I understand we could use a few of the millions of dollars to put Amer...
Mitt "Madman" Romney flung the gauntlet at President Obama yesterday, comparing him to dead North Korean cartoon character Kim Jong-il II. "I've been looking at some video clips on YouTube of President Obama, then supermodel Obama, traipsing thro...
Notorious hothead Newt Gingrich today defended his use of an obtuse comment comparing his apparent inability to secure a spot on the Republican presidential primary ballot in Virginia - his home state - to a deadly attack on Pearl Harbor. Gingrich...
Political writer Jonah Wolfson who writes for Politico and Newsweek says he is shocked to see this unexpected rise in the two candidates. Says Wolfson "Here is a Republican field of candidates that is the best looking we have had this entire century.
SIOUX CITY, Iowa - in a clear sign that all of the GOP political debates are starting to take a toll on Mitt Romney now comes word that he has bet Rick Perry $10,000 that Miley Cyrus got a boob job. Fajita San Guacamole of Hollywood Innuendo has r...
New York - Real estate developer Donald Trump has announced that his planned presidential debate has been canceled due to lack of interest and replaced by a holiday special. The program is scheduled to feature all of the remaining Republican candidat...
BOSTON, MASS: Republican hopeful, Mitt Romney bowed out of the 2012 presidential race after The Daily Show's Jon Stewart accused him of having an affair with himself. This comes on the heels of Herman Cain's decision to quit the race after it was...
The Vatican - The introduction of a new Missal, the prayer book that serves as the script for the Catholic Mass, has resulted in a Holy War between two of the world's religions. Upon publication of the new spiritual guide last weekend, Pope Bened...
Presidential candidate Mitt Romney announced what women may or may not do with their uterus. Or, what he and the government say women may or may not do with their uterus. It's a citizen's arrest if women cross Romney's uterine line. While he is pr...
CARIBOU, Maine - Congressman Ron Paul of Texas, brought his campaign bus tour to Caribou, Maine, the town famous for being the place where the cell phone term 'sexting' was first used. Paul, 76, spoke to a crowd of 17 people who had gathered in th...
Special to INS - In the wake of yet another former employee of the National Restaurant Association stepping forward and accusing Herman Cain of sexual harassment, the presidential candidate declared that "the Democrat machine has shifted into high ge...
In another shocking turn of events promising to further mess up the primary field, former Massachusetts governor Mitt Romney has come forward with allegations that Republican frontrunner and former Godfather's Pizza czar, Herman Cain, sexually harass...
Following in the footsteps of President Barack Obama who ran out of Jeremiah Wright's Trinity United Church of Christ in order to become President in 2008 today Mitt Romney was born again into Evangelicism. In a public dunking in the Jordan River tod...
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