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Funny story: Robert Pattinson: Kristen Stewart Did Not Chew Lindsay Lohan's Carpet

Robert Pattinson: Kristen Stewart Did Not Chew Lindsay Lohan's Carpet

The increasing prevalence of media articles claiming that moody Twilight sex-symbol Kristen Stewart is a rug-muncher have angered her gothic stud co-star and intimate friend Robert Pattinson so much that he has been moved to issue a denial of the rum...

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Funny story: Kerry Katona, Britney Spears And Lindsay Lohan Arrange London Pub Crawl

Kerry Katona, Britney Spears And Lindsay Lohan Arrange London Pub Crawl

Media darlings Kerry Katona, Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan have made tentative arrangements to get together for a girly day out in London. Drinking to excess, in all probability. The trio have arranged to meet in the 'Insane Bargee' pub in L...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan puts Self Raising Flour on her feet

Lindsay Lohan puts Self Raising Flour on her feet

Lindsay Lohan was seen walking around a street in Los Angeles with white powder coming off her feet. She had just left a friends house and did not seem to notice she was leaving a trail of white powder as she walked along the street. Lohan wearing...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Is Not Going To Die - The Press Need To Get A Grip

Lindsay Lohan Is Not Going To Die - The Press Need To Get A Grip

A close friend of Lindsay Lohan approached us today asking us to set the record straight on Lindsay Lohan as scurrilous reports announced to the world that the 'Bad Girls' actress was in danger of impending death. THIS IS PATENTLY UNTRUE. Most...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart find Drunks buy The Twilight Saga New Moon DVD

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart find Drunks buy The Twilight Saga New Moon DVD

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have been advised that research has shown that a large percentage of people seem to buy the Twilight Saga New Moon DVD after they get totally drunk. Yesterday for example Richard and Judy plus their daughter Ch...

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Funny story: Michelle "The Bombshell" McGee Dancing With The Stars Standby Replacement

Michelle "The Bombshell" McGee Dancing With The Stars Standby Replacement

HOLLYWOOD - "Tattoo Tart" Michelle McGee is rumored to be a Dancing With The Stars standby, in the event that one of the celebrity dancers should get hurt and not be able to continue. McGee replied that she would be thrilled to become a possible...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's Gynecologist Says That Although LiLo is Only 23, Her Intimate Body Parts Look 43!

Lindsay Lohan's Gynecologist Says That Although LiLo is Only 23, Her Intimate Body Parts Look 43!

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Lindsay Lohan's gynecologist, Dr. Dagoberto Foxowitz, has confided to Larry King that LiLo looks at least 20 years older than she is. Dr. Foxowitz, who has been Lohan's gynecologist ever since she was 12, said that the structure o...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Wants To Have All Of Her Freckles Removed, Especially The Ones On Her Biscuit

Lindsay Lohan Wants To Have All Of Her Freckles Removed, Especially The Ones On Her Biscuit

VENICE BEACH, California - Lindsay Lohan was in town visiting a specialist who removes freckles. Lohan said that Kathy Griffin who has so many freckles, that even her freckles have freckles recommended that she make an appointment to see Dr. Wint...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Denies The Rumors That She Has Fake Nipples

Lindsay Lohan Denies The Rumors That She Has Fake Nipples

VENICE BEACH, California - Actress, Singer, and ex-girlfriend of semi-noted disc jockey Samantha Ronson was in town visiting the place where Venitian blinds were first invented back on December 10, 1769. Lohan who has had her ups and downs and dow...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen To Direct Himself, His Ex-Wife, Denise Richards, and Lindsay Lohan In The Film "Mumbai Ménage A Trois"

Charlie Sheen To Direct Himself, His Ex-Wife, Denise Richards, and Lindsay Lohan In The Film "Mumbai Ménage A Trois"

LOS ANGELES - Entourage Pictures in association with Universal Pictures has just announced that Charlie Sheen of Two and a Half Men fame will star and direct in the Marlengo Garigliano produced film Mumbai Ménage a Trois Charlie Sheen will co-star...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Says She & Samantha Ronson Split Over Ronson Finding Candy Wrapper In Her Panties

Lindsay Lohan Says She & Samantha Ronson Split Over Ronson Finding Candy Wrapper In Her Panties

Lindsay Lohan says that all the stories about her and Samantha Ronson getting into knockdown fights were ridiculous. "Samantha and I are still friends", Lohan told The National Sewer that came out Monday. "We did have some arguments and we are bot...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie and Her Father Jon Voight Reconcile: The Two Will Star In The Film "The Story of Richard and Lindsay Lohan"

Angelina Jolie and Her Father Jon Voight Reconcile: The Two Will Star In The Film "The Story of Richard and Lindsay Lohan"

VENICE, Italy - After a nine year estrangement Angelina Jolie has finally reconciled with her father actor Jon Voight. Jolie said that she had not spoken to her father ever since the night of the Academy Awards in 2001. Voight, who was presenting...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Still Pining For Samantha Ronson, Names Her Left One Samantha and Her Right One Ronson

Lindsay Lohan Still Pining For Samantha Ronson, Names Her Left One Samantha and Her Right One Ronson

TIJUANA, Mexico - Actress Lindsay Lohan traveled down to Mexico to buy a serape, some maracas, a Samantha Ronson pinata, and some multi-vitamin pills. One of the overweight salesladies at The Magkneefeezunt Many Maracas Shop recognized her. "Ey ju...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Says Her Cuts Are Caused By Her New Hobby - Whittling

Lindsay Lohan Says Her Cuts Are Caused By Her New Hobby - Whittling

DETROIT - Lindsay Lohan was in town trying to get a nice deal on a brand new car. LiLo heard that if she went to Detroit to purchase a car, she could save anywhere from $70 to $90 and she could also get a very nice set of customized windshield wip...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Bites Ex-Girlfriend Samantha Ronson

Lindsay Lohan Bites Ex-Girlfriend Samantha Ronson

Well it seems that little old LiLo, aka Lindsay Lohan can just not get over being dumped by her ex-girlfriend DJ Samantha Ronson. Lohan continues to pine for the person she calls, the woman of her dreams, the love of her life, and the munch*r of h...

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Funny story: Tiger, Paris, Lohan, Winehouse All Love Captain Fizz-Bang's Rehab Center

Tiger, Paris, Lohan, Winehouse All Love Captain Fizz-Bang's Rehab Center

Where do Winehouse, Lohan. Paris, Tiger Woods & Mel Gibson go for rehab help and have fun at the same time? It's Captain Fizz-Bangs Rehab Of The Stars, right in Hollywood. After flunking out of the sex clinic in Mississippi, where did Tiger c...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Has A Vaginoplasty Procedure

Lindsay Lohan Has A Vaginoplasty Procedure

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Lindsay Lohan has recently had more ups and downs than an amusement park roller coaster. She has survived the harsh breakup of the love of her life Samantha Ronson. She has accepted the fact that no movie studio wants her to star...

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