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Funny story: Prince William to marry a Vogon

Prince William to marry a Vogon

It's the biggest news hitting this side of the Galaxy. Prince Willz is marrying a Vogon. The plucky British prince attracted Katie Muddletoon, from the planet Vogon, when he read out his poem "I like poems and helicopters" via his MooTube chann...

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Funny story: World's Slutttiest Wedding Dress Designers Booked To Make Kate Topless Gown

World's Slutttiest Wedding Dress Designers Booked To Make Kate Topless Gown

London - (Prenup Mess): Their creations have wafted up the aisle on Chelsea Clinton, Barbara Bush, Jade Goody, Cheryl Cole, Katie Price and dozens of other slags. Today Boobski & Trollope, voted the world's sluttiest in the matrimonial couture...

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Funny story: Wills and Lindsay to wed

Wills and Lindsay to wed

At long, long last, its official. Prince William is to marry Lindsay Lohan, the troubled Hollywood actress. The Prince held a quick press conference and was joined in video conference from LA by his bride to be. Lindsay, looking a little pale a...

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Funny story: Prince William And Kate Middleton Nazi Wedding Spectacular

Prince William And Kate Middleton Nazi Wedding Spectacular

Prince William and girlfriend Kate Middleton have been sent congratulations from all gullible countries around the world after announcing their engagement. On Tuesday, the couple, both 28, revealed they would marry next spring or summer at Nurembu...

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Funny story: Prince William The Master Of The Bleeding Obvious

Prince William The Master Of The Bleeding Obvious

Prince William, the man who this week announced that he will marry his long-time girlfriend Kate Middleton in a full-scale Nazi wedding next spring or summer, has been accused in some Royal circles of being the master of the bleeding obvious in relat...

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Funny story: "Ace of Cakes" Chef Duff to Design Royal Wedding Cake

"Ace of Cakes" Chef Duff to Design Royal Wedding Cake

Kate Middleton apparently a fan of the American cable television designer cake show, has convinced Prince William to have Charm City Cakes of Maryland design an exclusive royal cake for their upcoming wedding. Having designed cakes for the Hollywo...

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Funny story: Prince William Carried Ring In Rucksack For Three Weeks With Dirty Underkegs

Prince William Carried Ring In Rucksack For Three Weeks With Dirty Underkegs

It's been claimed by some Royal correspondents, that Prince William carried his mother's engagement ring around in his rucksack for three weeks along with sundry items of soiled underwear before presenting it to his bride-to-be, Kate Middleton. Wi...

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Funny story: Royal Wedding 'not just a distraction' Government denial.

Royal Wedding 'not just a distraction' Government denial.

According to some claims being bandied around, the announcement of Prince William and Kate Middletons intended nuptials is just a smokescreen and nothing more than a cynical attempt to bamboozle the public into a 'feel good' mood despite the ever dec...

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Funny story: Aaaargh! Kate Middleton's Dad a dead ringer for Peter Tobin

Aaaargh! Kate Middleton's Dad a dead ringer for Peter Tobin

Bucklebury - (Ass Mess): Wannabe royal father-in-law Michael Middleton is a dead ringer for convicted serial murderer Peter Tobin. The uncanny facial similarity has stunned New Scotland Yard's mugshots division. Police sources now want to doubl...

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Funny story: William gives Kate Middleton a cursed ring

William gives Kate Middleton a cursed ring

One of the last things Princess Diana gave her eldest son, William, was her sapphire and diamond encrusted engagement ring given to her by Prince Charles. It is worth forty thousand pounds in terms of carats and gold, in terms of its history, it is p...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell Wants Kate Middleton To Replace Cheryl Cole As An X-Factor Judge For The 2011 Season

Simon Cowell Wants Kate Middleton To Replace Cheryl Cole As An X-Factor Judge For The 2011 Season

LONDON - Simon Cowell, CEO of 19th Hole Productions says that he will probably not be renewing Cheryl Cole's contract at the end of the 2010 X-Factor season. Cowell has said that he realizes that Ms. Cole just has too many things going on in her l...

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Funny story: More Naughty Nude Kate Middleton Photos Surface

More Naughty Nude Kate Middleton Photos Surface

"These are at a party", we were told. "That's our Kate hanging naked upside down by her toes from the chandelier! See the birthmark?" Yes we did but who said she had a birth mark? The West Coast Post decided to buy them anyway but we won't publ...

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Funny story: Massive coronary fears as Palace tells Queen: "Pssst, Mark Thatcher is Kate Middleton's real Pa!"

Massive coronary fears as Palace tells Queen: "Pssst, Mark Thatcher is Kate Middleton's real Pa!"

London - (Royal Ass Mess): Spew, vomit, chunder. The sound of constant flushing of the royal ensuite lav has sent Palace lackeys mental as HM battles out raging dyspepsia brought on by the day's grim news. "At this rate she'll have a bloomin hea...

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Funny story: Wills and Kate name Royal Wedding A-List

Wills and Kate name Royal Wedding A-List

Clarence House - (Prenup Mess): A glittering array of celebs, WAGS, wannabes and double-barrelled whorsy tosspots will be taking part in Kate and William's nuptials on April 1st next year. Following in Prince Charles' wedding footsteps the marriag...

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Funny story: College of Psychic Studies channels Diana fury

College of Psychic Studies channels Diana fury

London - (Hexoplasm): "Five score and ten years the ring be cursed, who'er shall wear it her heart will burst!" The grim words channelled this afternoon belie the full wrath of Diana's hex. College sensitive Miss Stenoria Valvuziadis found her...

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Funny story: Diana ring-tone for 'surprised' Kate

Diana ring-tone for 'surprised' Kate

Kate Middleton has spoken of her 'surprise' at learning of the existence of a number of messages left by Princess Diana for any future fiancée of William to access as mobile ring tones. The ring tones are said to take the form of several short nug...

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Funny story: Kate Middleton approaches Agony Aunt

Kate Middleton approaches Agony Aunt

Dear Bonnie Contention, I'm just about to marry Prince William. TBH I'm shitting myself. I mean, just look what happened to his Mum. I don't want to end up in a tunnel in Paris. Do you have any advice for me? Yours nervously, Her Royal Highness Princess Catherine of Bangor. Dear Her Royal Highness Princess Catherine of Bangor, I am a big fan of lubrication. It makes things run more...

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