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Funny story: McCain wears pillowcase to Alabama press conference

McCain wears pillowcase to Alabama press conference

Selma, AL - Presidential candidate John McCain showed up at a press conference in Selma wearing a white pillowcase over his head with eye holes cut out. He apologized to the audience, telling them that his skin is highly sensitive to sunlight and he...

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Funny story: John McCain will put Mark Foley on Three Dollar Bill

John McCain will put Mark Foley on Three Dollar Bill

New York, New York (IPP) - John McCain announced today that he will put Mark foley's face on a new denomination of three dollar bills if he is elected president. Republican Representative from Florida, Mark Foley, was brought down by a gay scandal...

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Funny story: McCain Picks Jeb Bush for VP

McCain Picks Jeb Bush for VP

Tallahassee, Florida (IPP) - John McCain startled the political world today when he picked Jeb Bush to be his Vice Presidential candidate. Jeb Bush is the brother of George W. Bush and was the last governor of Florida. Jeb has been staying in Ta...

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Funny story: McCain Chooses Paris Hilton to be Running Mate

McCain Chooses Paris Hilton to be Running Mate

Fox Trot, Idaho - John McCain used a routine campaign stop while stumping in Idaho, in the town of Spudnik, to drop a bombshell. The bombshell in this case happens to be Paris Hilton, now officially John McCains running mate. "It was a tough deci...

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Funny story: John McCain Gives Thumbs Up To Miley Cyrus' "Breakout"

John McCain Gives Thumbs Up To Miley Cyrus' "Breakout"

(Knoxville-TN) Republican Presidential nominee John McCain made what some think is his most telling statement to capture the young vote. It regarded the star of Disney's mega-popular "Hannah Montana" TV franchise, Miley...

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Funny story: McCouric Renews McCain Contract on McCBS

McCouric Renews McCain Contract on McCBS

Washington, DC - Katie McCouric announced today a renewal of her contract with the McCain campaign.

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Funny story: Wilfred Brimley to Play McCain at Convention

Wilfred Brimley to Play McCain at Convention

Hollywood - Actor Wilfred Brimley has been chosen to play John McCain at the Republican National Convention.

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Funny story: McCain, Father of the Surge, Upstaged By Obama's Surge Homeward!

McCain, Father of the Surge, Upstaged By Obama's Surge Homeward!

Elder elder, John McCain has been seen wandering around campaign headquarters mumbling the words surge, surge , surge over and over again. In a recent speech to seventeen WWI veterans, he recounted how he had told Washington while crossing the Delawa...

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Funny story: McCain and Hillary: Dream Team to Oppose Media Dreamboat Obama!

McCain and Hillary: Dream Team to Oppose Media Dreamboat Obama!

US politics has had some odd couple down through the years but the pairing of John McCain and Hillary Clinton may be one of the strangest. United solely by their belief that Barack Obama is the protected media darling of the US press corps, the pair...

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Funny story: McCain Denounces Obama Failure to Visit Pala'u

McCain Denounces Obama Failure to Visit Pala'u

DC - Republican presidential candidate John Sidney McCain the 3rd revealed today that Senator Barack Obama has never visited America's ally Pala'u.

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Funny story: McCain Furious Campaign Slogan Considered Racist

McCain Furious Campaign Slogan Considered Racist

Hothead AZ-- John McCain is apoplectic his new campaign slogan is considered racist. The new slogan was unveiled yesterday--He's Right. He's White--and it cost the campaign $2.5 million dollars.

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Funny story: McCain Denounces Victory In Iraq

McCain Denounces Victory In Iraq

DC - Republican Presidential candidate John Sidney McCain III denounced Iraqi Prime Minister Maliki for saying that Iraq was doing so well that American troops could withdraw.

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Funny story: Country First! - McCain's New Presidential Campaign Slogan

Country First! - McCain's New Presidential Campaign Slogan

John McCain has begun to campaign under the banner Country First! His first announcement of the new slogan came in a surprise marriage ceremony between Dolly Parton and Johnny McC in Vegas with an Elvis impersonator presiding.

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Funny story: McCain vows to sign on Czechoslovakia to the new missile defense system in Europe as Obama is abroad

McCain vows to sign on Czechoslovakia to the new missile defense system in Europe as Obama is abroad

Phoenix, Arizona - In order to counter Barack Obama's tour of U.S. troops stationed in Afghanistan, Iraq, and his first official meeting with the leaders of England, France and Germany abroad, back stateside, boot camp McCain has announced today...

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Funny story: The New Yorker Magazine cancels next week's satirical cover: Manchurian Candidate McCain

The New Yorker Magazine cancels next week's satirical cover: Manchurian Candidate McCain

New York, New York - Drawing an enormous amount of political flack for their last satire: Barack dressed in tradition African chieftain. Mrs. Obama dressed as a 1960s Black Power militant carrying a machine-gun and sporting an Afro from the same era.

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Funny story: McCain Consort, Marie Antoinette Gramm: Let The Whiners Eat Cake!

McCain Consort, Marie Antoinette Gramm: Let The Whiners Eat Cake!

Multi Millionaire Phil Gramm, close associate and economic advisor to multi millionaire Cindy McCain's husband, Johnny had a simple answer when he was told that the people of America have no bread. Gramm replied: "Then, let them eat cake!&qu...

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Funny story: McCain Changes His Mind and Adopts a Gay Couple!

McCain Changes His Mind and Adopts a Gay Couple!

Recently Repub Candie Johnny McC told the nation that he was opposed to gay adoption. As McCain has learned throughout this campaign every time he smooches the religious right cheek; the maverick left comes looking for some love.

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