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Funny story: I'm Outraged Claims GOD

I'm Outraged Claims GOD

TheSpoof! can officially announce that Leader of the Christians known to many as GOD is rumored to be very outraged over the recent attacks on his name by insurance companies who just don't want cough up and pay out. GOD is appar...

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Funny story: Jesus Destroys Ten Commandment Tablets

Jesus Destroys Ten Commandment Tablets

Murphy, North Carolina (IP) - Ham radio operators in the bible belt stronghold of Murphy, North Carolina report that Jesus came into town today, picked up the ten commandment tablets and in a scene similar to the one where he chastised the money chan...

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Funny story: 500-pound man seeks redemption - almost drowns during baptism

500-pound man seeks redemption - almost drowns during baptism

St. Croix River, Milwaukee - Admitting that gluttony was the only one of the seven deadly sins that he enjoyed committing, Mike Martinez, 39, attempted to set his life on the righteous path by confessing to his pastor that he had set out years earlie...

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Funny story: Toy Company Releases Jesus Action Figure

Toy Company Releases Jesus Action Figure

First, there was G.I. Joe. Then, G.I. Joe had kung fu grip. After that, there was an avalanche of super hero, He-Man, Ninja Turtle, Power Ranger, and thousands of other action figures (a.k.a. dolls for boys). Now, toy makers, in conjunction with W...

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Funny story: Jesus Appears in new Video Spouting Anti-Bush Rhetoric

Jesus Appears in new Video Spouting Anti-Bush Rhetoric

Jesus Christ, AKA "King of Kings", appeared once again in a new video obtained surreptitiously by CBN, in which he chose yet again to denounce the failed policies of the Bush administration.

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Funny story: Pope Says All Other Churches Are False and Have No Authority

Pope Says All Other Churches Are False and Have No Authority

Pope Benedict XVI stated today that all organizations besides the Catholic Church are false. He said that they do not have the authority to perform the ordinances of salvation and could not show an unbroken line of authority back to the original apo...

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Funny story: The Last Temptation of Paris Hilton

The Last Temptation of Paris Hilton

In a candid interview, with the Financial Times, of London, Paris Hilton revealed that in prison she suffered a traumatic moral breakdown and that she was only able to recover, thanks to a complete biblical make over.

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Funny story: FIFA Announces Ultimate Soccer Match - Gods vs Humans

FIFA Announces Ultimate Soccer Match - Gods vs Humans

London/USA: In a shocking revelation made here, FIFA told reporters here that the controversial football match to be held in August of this year between the gods and humans was going to take place as decided an all that was left was deciding the team...

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Funny story: College Senior breaks up with Jesus

College Senior breaks up with Jesus

NORFOLK, Va. - For nearly seven months, Old Dominion University senior Mary O'Brien kept silent about the end of the only relationship she'd ever had. Despite her parents' coaxing and roommates' encouragement to speak, the psychology...

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Funny story: Paris Finds Jesus - Gets Rash - Sent Home

Paris Finds Jesus - Gets Rash - Sent Home

Beverly Hills_ (Some guy) "I was just looking for the re-creation bathroom. I must have jerked open a closet door and said 'Jesus' - 'YES', a voice answered. It was a white haired man holding a mop or staff in his hands with a f...

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Funny story: Jesus Opens Film Studio in Massachusetts

Jesus Opens Film Studio in Massachusetts

Hollywood executive David Kirkpatrick has teamed with our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ to produce movies, and they plan to build a studio in Massachusetts.

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Funny story: Bush Administration Bible Blunder

Bush Administration Bible Blunder

Sources within the Bush administration speaking on condition of anonymity, revealed today that a Bible presented to The President on 9/12/2001 by the US Department of Faith was i...

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Funny story: The Word of God Reveals Truth About Christian Music

The Word of God Reveals Truth About Christian Music

The editors of CCM Magazine are in a quandary. It seems that Jesus Christ, our Lord and Savior, has made a pronouncement on the Christian music scene.

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Funny story: He Has Risen: Pillsbury Doughboy, The New Messiah

He Has Risen: Pillsbury Doughboy, The New Messiah

Minneapolis (Bakers Daily News)-Spread the good news! Spread the butter! Spread the margarine! He gave his life to save the world of its breakfast sins! And today he is risen, to sit at the right hand of the eggs and morning...

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Funny story: Jesus' Sandals Found in Iraq Desert

Jesus' Sandals Found in Iraq Desert

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Iraq - In Iraq this morning, fighting had broken out in the desert. The fighting was fierce at first, but soon died down when everyone ran out of ammo.

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Funny story: Jesus was 'robot from the future', claim archaeologists

Jesus was 'robot from the future', claim archaeologists

Archaeologists from the University of Alabama have found amazing new evidence about the life of Jesus - or the JESUS 9000 as it is now known.

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Funny story: Bigger than Jesus, says God

Bigger than Jesus, says God

God, our father, made a sensational claim today that he is bigger than Jesus, our saviour.

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