Put down the sushi and grab a Big Mac, fries and a shake: Researchers at McDonalds have finished a yearlong study that correlated body fat with male sexual prowess. Their findings may surprise you: Fat men were able to make love for an average of...
Vitamin B has now been proven to prevent the brain shrinking and delay Alzheimers, "sorry what was that vitamin called?" Scientists have been testing Vitamin B on people first showing sympons of forgetfullness, "excuse me where am I?" The resul...
The growing popularity of operations to deal with the obesity problems besetting some over large people have caused a business man to put forward schemes he feels would be more straightforward, and very effective. 'We have ample hotel vacancies in...
The medical world has been rocked today by a sensational new claim from Jill Mottershed from Barnsley who has sensationally revealed a new, low cost, guaranteed form of weight loss. "It was quite simple really." Reveals Jill "I'd tried loads of di...
A team of medical specialists today revealed that Sarah Palin is suffering from Reagan Disease. The malady is so named because Ronald Reagan was its first famous sufferer. The disorder is characterized by a relentlessly sunny demeanor, nonsensica...
The long believed theory that all footballers are born with congenital brain defects has been disproved by the British Medical Council after thousands of extensive tests lasting over thirty seven years. Some are actually quite normal when born, a...
In surveys asking women "Chocolate or SEX?" almost 90% of women chose ......Chocolate! Now in a new US poll more than 50% of the surveyed said they would rather be thin than have sex. Body experts say that in our modern-day culture the inter-tw...
A purportedly esteemed cardiologist, Dr Darrel Francis, has this week earned the nickname of Silly Sillypersonson by proposing that fast food restaurants around the country should offer drugs to diners to compensate for the risk of heart disease.
OTTAWA, CANADA: In what is being hailed as a medical marvel a famous former Canadian prime minister is recovering from successful full-brain transplant surgery. This is the first time in the world that such surgery has not only been attempted but...
In an effort to protect the U.S. public from low cost, healthy foods, the US Food and Drug Administration will now ban fresh broccoli from human consumption. "This ban is being implemented after multiple reports of the benefits of fresh broccoli a...
Doctors in Sweden have certified for general medical use a Proporol-based diet program that guarantees humongous weight losses. The only catches are: You have to like ice cream and red velvet cake with thick marshmallow frosting; and you must be...
The British Medical Association has finally admitted that drinking alcohol is, after all, beneficial to health. As millions of drinkers raise a glass to toast the good news it emerged that the painful condition of rheumatoid arthritis can be help...
Just minutes after doctors at Sloane-Kettering announced that it had discovered a cure for Spermatorrhea, a swarm of angry sufferers of the disease broke into Kettering's labs, destroying the treatment. Spermatorrhea, whose cause is believed to be...
The Journal of the American Medical Association (JAMA) had announced that it will publish research into Postorgasmic Illness Syndrome, including, they say, a cure. First described by doctors in 2002, Postorgasmic Illness Syndrome (POIS) is a condi...
Scientists say they have come up with a vaginal gel that will prevent aids and even pregnancy 100%. "If people will use this gel, it is a big breakthrough", Doctor Alicia Huckaby. "It works in all our tests but it does have a few drawbacks." Fi...
A revised code of conduct issued by the new industry regulator, will effectively mean that Pharmacy staff will be able to choose which drugs they dispense and which they do not, in accordance with their own beliefs. The General Pharmaceutical Coun...
Studies by the World Health Organization consortium known as the "Gastro-Intestinal Researchers, Therapists and Hospitals", have indicated that the typical social networking tool addict, has a 97% chance of being or becoming a grotesquely fat bastard...
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