At the recent Conservative party conference it was announced by Prime Minister, David Cameron, that it would be a "jolly wheeze" to make cigarettes available on prescription. Many of his fellow party members asked him to "packet in". In what is sa...
In an effort to save the huge amounts of money, wasted each year in England on Ambulance crews and petrol, used in fetching booze fuelled malcontents to hospitals, the NHS trust are taking the unusual step of installing a fully staffed Emergency Care...
Drinking does not raise the risk of developmental problems for babies, a study has suggested. A study of more than 11,000 babies under two years old, published in the Journal of Epidemiology and Community Health found no evidence of harm. The s...
SEATTLE, Washington - A group of enterprising doctors today were granted a license by the State Board of Medical Examiners in Washington State to open the first of what they hope to be many self-help walk-in clinics in America. Based on the concep...
The private medical firm HealthDosh has announced a wonderful new treatment for people suffering urine retention. Urine retention is a common problem whereby however hard you try you cannot wee. The NHS is not allowed to offer treatment because NI...
David Cameron has hit the headlines again in a bold, but controversial move to cut the burgeoning world population by cutting all foreign monetary aid and sending condoms and morning after pills instead, with full instructions on the packets. And no,...
Once again they've become fodder for the boffins. Now a group of researchers says a 10-year study has revealed that spoof writers are most likely to suffer from impotence, incontinence, incoherence and constipation due to the excessive numbers of ho...
A memo for circulation at the Conservative Party Conference has been given to your ever diligent reporter. It will make some people ill. The unsigned memo argues that wealthy people should not get free bus passes, free dental check ups, the winter...
Doctors are warning that the Government is placing the NHS in danger by putting too much strain on GP's. 'We can't do all this work' advised the BMA chiefs 'we weren't trained do these bureaucratic tasks you are requiring us to do.' Suspicions...
Born in 1883 a Maggie May from Glasgow talks about how she has managed to stay alive for so long. "I ran out of salt one day when I was eating my fish and chips, so I sprinkled some 'Calgon' over my dinner" "It tasted lovely so I stopped using...
Scientist's have finally revealed the mystery of the soul's location. Dr. Barry White MD explains: "The discovery occurred when we were investigating the weight of the human soul. "We had some data that the human soul weighs 21 grams. This was...
A recent report written by some scientists somewhere up north suggests that babies are better off being fed pork pies and lidl scotch eggs than their mother's breast milk. The study, written on the back of a broken furbie, advises mothers to stop...
A trip to a local music store almost ended in tragedy for one man in Bangkok yesterday, after he inadvertently let his eyes see the cover of the CD by former Britain's Got Talent singing sensation Susan Boyle. The man, Moys Kenwood, was perusing t...
Half of the UK's workforce ground to a halt today, including yours truly, as the population were confined to beds. Manflu, also known as "Extremely Fatal Disease" to men, and "Non-existent phenomena for a day off" to women, struck us all down, lea...
A small mining town in East Texas has been the epicentre of a new disease called Magnetic Testicle Syndrome(MTS) Dr. Dick Thorn MD of East Texas Medical Centre explains 'A patient arrived at the centre who could not get off his bike. At first,...
A recent study from nutritionists at the University of Newcastle has shown that a cup of Blueberries every day stops senility in its tracks. Even a very small cup, say doll house sized. Violet Beauregarde, who led the study, initially bred mice th...
Shock as a deadly new disease promises to cause thousands of sore heads; a million runny noses and an excuse for pupils to skive school: Pope Flu is heading for the UK. The deadly new flu is thought to have begun after the Pope was seen coughing d...
Get Spoof News in your email inbox!
We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.
