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Funny story: Football Season Is Over

Football Season Is Over

The Premier League season is over once more, and, as expected, it went 'down to the wire' with the final minutes of the final match of the campaign proving decisive. This season has been memorable for its non-stop, relentless cat-and-mouse chase f...

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Funny story: David Beckham Has More Points In The Last Month Than Manchester United

David Beckham Has More Points In The Last Month Than Manchester United

Manchester United's disappointing season finally comes to a close this weekend, with the news that former player, David Beckham, has picked up more points in the last month than they have. Beckham, 44, picked up six points at Bromley Magistrates C...

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Funny story: Someone At Uthiefa Got Massive Bung For Insane Baku Pick

Someone At Uthiefa Got Massive Bung For Insane Baku Pick

London, UK - (Offside Rule): Football fans are rightly pissed at an insane Uthiefa decision to host this year’s cup final in crappy Baku. Azerbaijan’s capital city lies in a part of Western Asia best known for its lack of airport. Or a fixed runw...

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Funny story: Team of Man United Scientists Claim Anfield Is “Not A Special Place”

Team of Man United Scientists Claim Anfield Is “Not A Special Place”

Manchester, England. A team of scientists working at the University of Old Trafford have issued a controversial report that seeks to contradict claims made by the wider public in England and the rest of the world that Liverpool FC are a special club.

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Funny story: Barcelona - Is This The End?

Barcelona - Is This The End?

"Everything must come to an end" is how another old saying goes, and it was never more appropriate than on Tuesday night at Anfield, as Barcelona, so long the dominant force in Eurpoean football, threw away a 3-0 advantage, and crumbled out of the Ch...

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Funny story: Trump A Busted Flush In UK Premiership Football Club Scam

Trump A Busted Flush In UK Premiership Football Club Scam

London, UK - (Offside Mess): Mighty property mogul Donald J Trump failed miserably in an attempted 2014 ‘compulsory purchase’ plan to take over a top flight UK Premier League club, a former linesman said today. The scam started with a fake bankers...

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Funny story: Phone costs football star his car

Phone costs football star his car

LUNDUN, Merry Old England -- District Judge Katie Bar'Dor declared soccer has-been Dave Beck-Hamm a “menace to the road” and prohibited him from driving for six months after the athlete was spied talking on a mobile phone while driving his Bentley.

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Funny story: Barcelona Misery Total After Team Bus Was 'Up On Bricks'

Barcelona Misery Total After Team Bus Was 'Up On Bricks'

"It never rains but it pours", is the way the old saying goes, and it was never more true than on Tuesday night at Anfield, when the Barcelona football team, humiliated and dumped out of the Champions League by Liverpool, emerged from the stadium for...

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Funny story: Noel Gallagher And Elton John To Record Live Wembley Album Before FA Cup Final

Noel Gallagher And Elton John To Record Live Wembley Album Before FA Cup Final

Two Titans of the music world, Sir Elton Hercules John and Mr. Noel Gallagher, have agreed to come together to record a live album in front of the 100,000 crowd at Wembley Stadium, before this season's FA Cup final between their respective favourite...

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Funny story: Delia Smith Is Going To Bake A Special Cake To Celebrate Norwich City Being Promoted

Delia Smith Is Going To Bake A Special Cake To Celebrate Norwich City Being Promoted

TV celebrity cook, Delia Smith, is to bake a special celebration cake for the players and staff of Norwich City after the Championship team secured promotion to the Premier League. Norwich is in Norfolk. Smith, 77, who has been a supporter of t...

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Funny story: Notts County, The Oldest Football Club In The World, Drop Through The 'Trap Door'

Notts County, The Oldest Football Club In The World, Drop Through The 'Trap Door'

Notts County, the founderest founding member of the Football League in 1888, were relegated out of it on Saturday, and will spend next season playing in the National League. The Magpies, 157, finished in the play-off positions in season 2017/18, b...

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Funny story: Solskjaer Stance On Parking Spaces Hints At Concrete Future For United

Solskjaer Stance On Parking Spaces Hints At Concrete Future For United

It seems that retiring a player's shirt is no longer enough. Now you have to retire their car parking space too. That is the world created by Ole Gunnar Solskjaer in what will probably be his most telling contribution as Manchester United manager.

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Funny story: Subbuteo Football Player Sustains Career-Threatening Injury

Subbuteo Football Player Sustains Career-Threatening Injury

FLASHBACK ON THIS DAY 45 YEARS AGO A talented footballer's career is hanging in the balance this evening, after a horror injury that will rule him out for at least the rest of the season, and possibly the rest of his life. Number 9 was playi...

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Funny story: Champions League Place Contenders Couldn't Be Arsed

Champions League Place Contenders Couldn't Be Arsed

UEFA fat cats were astounded at the weekend when players from Premier League contenders for a place in their flagship competition, the Champions League, decided that they couldn't be arsed, and surrendered to their opponents during the Easter weekend...

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Funny story: All Foreign Born Premier League Footballers Required to Leave England in New Brexit Deal

All Foreign Born Premier League Footballers Required to Leave England in New Brexit Deal

London - A new Brexit Deal offered up by Prime Minister Theresa May would require all expat Premier League participants to leave their England and Wales-based squads for other clubs in Europe, the Americas and China, and require all British players t...

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Funny story: Premier League Title Race Is So Exciting, That Fans Are Literally 'Touching Cloth'

Premier League Title Race Is So Exciting, That Fans Are Literally 'Touching Cloth'

The Premier League title race, between Liverpool and Manchester City, has become such an exciting and edge-of-the-seat-type affair, that supporters of both teams are at fever pitch, and quite literally, "touching cloth". Liverpool are two points a...

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Funny story: Elton John FA Cup Final Performance Offer Snubbed

Elton John FA Cup Final Performance Offer Snubbed

Sir Elton Hercules John, the popular singer, who has millions of fans worldwide, has offered his services as pre-match entertainment at this year's FA Cup final between his beloved Watford, and Manchester City, at Wembley Stadium in May, but has been...

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