Reports surfaced late today--and then were quickly squelched--that President Obama had signed "Executive Order 666" declaring that "Every person in the world is now officially a US citizen, with all the rights, privileges and entitlements which go al...
Government plans to axe the number of Pips in Quango orange juice have resulted in money saving measures that will save the economy from ruin. Merging Quango Departments and renaming them will cost a fair amount in repainting signs on doors and so...
With cash hard to find many UK local councils now under the spotlight and bizarre spending habits are starting to surface. Serious questions are now being asked as to why one council poured 1.2 million pounds of tax payer's money into a project ti...
Policy Think Tank, London: High house prices are a blight on this country. How can the UK compete in global markets if everyone needs high wages just to put a roof over their head? Just get UK house prices down to Polish levels and we can all start...
Vowing to take charge of the faltering economy after 20 months in office, and just 3 weeks before Obamanomics is expected to be repudiated in the mid term elections, Obama took credit for denying millions of retired Americans a Cost of Living Allowa...
Hundreds of London's youngsters are planning a mass toddle in protest at spending cuts which threaten the future of the capital's adventure playgrounds. Borough councils in the Greater London area say playgrounds will have to close if no Governmen...
Although still in its infancy, the escalating currency war is taking a turn for the not very nice at all, actually, according to some sources. Following on from George Soros, the richest man in the known universe, warning China to step off and get...
The National Highway Safety Commission released a report today stating that the Stock Market is "Not a safe vehicle for families." The new 2011 regulations for vehicle safety has raised the standards on safety and the stock market did not make the cu...
The United Kingdom is OFFICIALLY OUT OF DEBTwe can exclusively reveal, following a statement by Mr. George Osbourne earlier today. The UK has managed to clear all of it's National Debts in one go. But it's at a cost. Earlier this year, New...
Following the announcement by British Prime Minister that child benefit payments will be cut researchers have unearthed some of the otherwise unseen benefits that are to come. Whilst some of the public are left seething by the PM's news others are mo...
A big hearted six year old girl has donated her £1.00 tooth fairy money to David Cameron in a bid to revive Britain's ailing economy. Pint sized Niamh Lewis, from Irlam, nr Manchester was horrified to learn of public sector cuts, an increase in th...
In a desperate bid to save two new aircraft carriers which are under construction, Royal Navy chiefs have agreed with government demands to reduce the number of warships in the fleet by almost 75%. This move will cut the Navy down to a size last seen...
Latest figures from the second Bank of England, Northern Rock, have revealed that UK house prices are in freefall. In September, six grand was wiped off the value of an average house, more if it was a posh house and less if it was a caravan or a shed...
Bank of America announced today, that in what is being described as an "accounting oversight", foreclosure proceedings have been initiated on the White House, which could eventually force the eviction of the Obama family. Some are calling it a signif...
At an emergency press conference today, a shocked and embarrassed US President, Barack Obama, announced that China has just delivered him an eviction notice for the entire country. "Wow", exclaimed a shocked Obama. "This is a real bummer. I me...
Fifeshire feifdom, Scotland: Gordon 'Goldfinger' Brown, the overbearing, dictatorial, class war driven, English hating, middle-class loathing, paranoid, spend-and-tax, serial borrowing, Marxist leaning, I'm always right, incompetent Bully, who has...
With McLaughlin Group panel member and perennial democratic mouthpiece Eleanor Clift kicking off the trade show by screeching "The green economy is here, it will save us!" Several major companies unveiled new products designed to supercharge the comi...
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