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Funny story: FCC URGED TO FINE VICE-PRESIDENT CHENEY FOR DECENCY VIOLATION

FCC URGED TO FINE VICE-PRESIDENT CHENEY FOR DECENCY VIOLATION

Washington (June 29) - Under intense public pressure including a personal appeal from shock jock Howard Stern, the Federal Communications Commission is considering fining Vice-President Dick Cheney $275,000 for using the f-word in a conversation with...

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Funny story: Cheney paid $250,000 to say the "F" word in Senate

Cheney paid $250,000 to say the "F" word in Senate

(Capitol Hill, Monday 28 June) Accountants employed by Vice-President Dick Cheney today confirmed that the $250,000 paid to him by President Bush Senior was for saying the word "fee" in reply to questions regarding how much money he earned...

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Funny story: Cheney Admits Lying to the American Public, Maybe

Cheney Admits Lying to the American Public, Maybe

June 17, 2004 - In light of the recent Senate Intelligence Committee's findings that there was no connection between Al Quaeda's 9-11 strike and Saddam Hussein, Vice-president, Dick Cheney, admitted today to a news reporter,...

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Funny story: Vice-President Cheney and former Vice-President Quayle Selected as Dictionary Editors

Vice-President Cheney and former Vice-President Quayle Selected as Dictionary Editors

Vice-President Dick Cheney and former Vice-President Dan Quayle have been named as co-editors of the Oxford English Dictionary effective immediately.

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Funny story: CBS announces new sitcom: 'Everybody Loves Reagan'

CBS announces new sitcom: 'Everybody Loves Reagan'

Will star Dick Cheney as Ray...

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Funny story: Cheney interview sparks odd responses

Cheney interview sparks odd responses

PAINSBORO, Va. -- Vice President Dick Cheney was interviewed by federal prosecutors investigating the leak that revealed the identity of an undercover CIA operative.

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Funny story: George Bush names Dr. Phil to replace Dick Cheney

George Bush names Dr. Phil to replace Dick Cheney

WASHINGTON - A deafening collective cheer was heard from Republicans across the nation today when President George Bush named beloved talk show host, Dr. Phil McGraw, as his VP replacement in the upcoming November election.

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Funny story: Arlington Cemetery to be renovated as Iraqi Freedom National Theme Park

Arlington Cemetery to be renovated as Iraqi Freedom National Theme Park

Washington DC -- Vice President, Executive Branch Czar, and acting Superintendent of Arlington National Cemetery Dick Cheney announced today that that since there are no longer any Americans employed in the armed services, the cemetery will be close...

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Funny story: Dick Cheney Going to Baghdad

Dick Cheney Going to Baghdad

WASHINGTON AP The White House announced today that Vice President Dick Cheney was being immediately dispatched to Iraq in order to find out who...

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Funny story: Bush, Cheney Testify Before 9/11 Commission, Say It Was All Clinton's Fault

Bush, Cheney Testify Before 9/11 Commission, Say It Was All Clinton's Fault

Washington D.C. The 9/11 Commission today heard testimony from U.S. President George W. Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney as to the ac...

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Funny story: Elizabeth Cheney Asks: What Did You Do In the War Daddy?

Elizabeth Cheney Asks: What Did You Do In the War Daddy?

Vice President Dick (Dick) Cheney, who has been acting as the Administrations attack dog in the John Kerry military service controversy has suddenly found himself on the defensive after Mr. Kerry pointed out that the vitriolic veep had received four...

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Funny story: Ohio BB Poster First To Expose Sinister Bush-Cheney-Halliburton Link

Ohio BB Poster First To Expose Sinister Bush-Cheney-Halliburton Link

(Youngstown) Matthew Barnett, 19, a sophomore at Youngstown (Ohio) Community College, yesterday became the first American to expose the heretofore covert link between George Bush, Dick Cheney, and Halliburton. The stunning and nefarious web of Whi...

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Funny story: Cheney Says Monica is Behind Bad Enviro-Nut Regulations!

Cheney Says Monica is Behind Bad Enviro-Nut Regulations!

Dick Cheney, speaking to the 2004 graduating class of the Wyoming School of Oil Production, attacked "all those silly Clinton-Administration adopted regulations restricting oil production in the US," - the ones designed to clean up the air,...

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Funny story: Dicks in the House

Dicks in the House

Vice President Dick (Dick) Cheney has entered Walter Reed Army Hospital for treatment of an undisclosed illness. Doctors have been more circumspect than usual when discussing Mr. Cheney's condition, other than saying it was an elective, but definitel...

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Funny story: A Private Letter to Dick Cheney

A Private Letter to Dick Cheney

Dear Dick, As a die-hard Republican conservative and Haliburton supporter, - "What's good for Haliburton in Iraq is good for America!", - it's distressing to learn that the Administration's "staying the course" now apparently means adopting a 180-degree shift in policy from "going it alone" ("To hell with world opinon!") toward &quo...

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Funny story: Bush and Cheney Agree to Terms of 9/11 Commission Testimony

Bush and Cheney Agree to Terms of 9/11 Commission Testimony

U.S. President George W. Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney had originally refused to testify before the 9/11 Commission, and Bush refused to let National Security Adviser Condoleeza Rice speak publicly. However, after former White House counter-te...

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Funny story: Cheney Injured in Duel

Cheney Injured in Duel

Reports that Dick Cheney was stabbed are as yet uncomfirmed by the White house. However, a confidential hospital report reveals that he has recieved three rapier wounds to the face and neck.

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