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Funny story: Obama & Cameron Pledge to Reopen World Cup Negotiations in Wake of New FIFA Scandal!

Obama & Cameron Pledge to Reopen World Cup Negotiations in Wake of New FIFA Scandal!

Just weeks before the FIFA convenes to vote for a new president, alleged charges of bribery have emerged over the awarding of the 2018 & 2022 world cup locations. The startling (ha!) charges alleging bribes were offered consisting of $40,000...

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Funny story: Obama and Cameron Launch International Brotherhood Campaign

Obama and Cameron Launch International Brotherhood Campaign

In a further attempt to bridge the gap between U.S. and U.K. cultures and their respective citizenry, Prime Minister David Cameron has announced the "Have a Bloke and a Smile" campaign. President Barack Obama has also picked a director of goodwill c...

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Funny story: 'OMG! British woman owns 95% of all US oil and gas!!' as Obama and Cameron brazen out 'essential' US/UK bollox

'OMG! British woman owns 95% of all US oil and gas!!' as Obama and Cameron brazen out 'essential' US/UK bollox

London - Special relationship humbug plunged new depths today as gangster first cousins Barack Obama and David Cameron spun out more 'shoulder to shoulder' crap. A Daily Smearer rant published this morning hailed their 'deep emotional connection b...

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Funny story: Be kind to criminals, kick a cop

Be kind to criminals, kick a cop

Theresa May, UK, Home Secretary finished her speech to the Police Federation in Bournemouth by telling the federation: 'You are the finest police officers in the world and I trust you to get the job done.' She could have added, "but I'm still taking £4000 off your salary this year, despite telling you for months that this Government would not make cuts in Police Budgets." No one applauded an...

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Funny story: Same old Nazi Tories police conference warns

Same old Nazi Tories police conference warns

Bournenmouth - The Tories want 'revenge' on the police for the 1993 humiliation of 'pervs' like Prime Monster John Major a police conference heard today. Delegates were warned that the Conservatives, previously dubbed the nasty/Nazi party, were fo...

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Funny story: Lucifer Chairs Bilderberg Conference

Lucifer Chairs Bilderberg Conference

The annual Bilderberg meeting comprising the most powerful men on the planet is currently under way at a secret location in Italy. This conference draws up and implements policies for ruling the world. Resolutions are voted on and passed to world leaders. A Bilderberg conference conceived and launched the EEC. Chairing this years meeting is Lucifer himself. Hence the manic secrecy concerning wh...

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Funny story: Boris Johnson To Join The Labour Party

Boris Johnson To Join The Labour Party

Mayor of London Boris Johnson is to join the Labour Party in a bid to distance himself from David Cameron's Conservative Government. Following recent clashes between the two, Johnson has decided that he would stand more chance of being re-elected as...

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Funny story: Greece To Join The Pound

Greece To Join The Pound

Greece will leave the Euro and join the pound. The news was confirmed last night by Prime Minister Davos Cameron and the Chancellor Georgios Osbourne. Monetary union with Greece is not an official coalition policy, but nobody really cares about those...

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Funny story: George Osborne backs the £2.50 play park entrance fee

George Osborne backs the £2.50 play park entrance fee

Wandsworth, London: Children, all dressed in the latest play park friendly, designer gear from the Slide and Swing fashion house, are to be heard, screaming and whooping derision at less well off kids from the latest must have status symbol. Chanc...

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Funny story: Libya To Move To The UK

Libya To Move To The UK

David Cameron has announced that Libya is to move from it's present location to a purpose built warehouse just outside Newport Pagnel. Cameron met the new Libyan rebel leader Mustapha Laugh during a recent package holiday to Lanzarote. The British...

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Funny story: David Cameron invents Alternative Workers

David Cameron invents Alternative Workers

Unemployment in the UK is rising month by month and many office workers would be happy to take a post in 10 Downing Street. However, the UK Prime Minister, David Cameron has revealed a novel solution to the problem. He creates people. A Mrs E Adam...

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Funny story: Britain's "Great" Heritage Under Threat From European Interference

Britain's "Great" Heritage Under Threat From European Interference

We will fight them on the beaches before long, if as is being reported today, bonkers Brussels bureaucrats soon pass a new law that's on their mad agenda which will force Great Britain to drop its Great prefix by 2015. It seems that, as some woul...

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Funny story: Lib Dems To Be More Muscular In Coalition

Lib Dems To Be More Muscular In Coalition

Humiliated Lib Dem leader Nick Clegg has vowed that his party will be much more 'muscular' in government as the coalition goes into its second year. Clegg has announced a range of measures he intends to implement to demonstrate a change of emphasi...

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Funny story: Reshuffled Week Puts End To Tuesday Blues

Reshuffled Week Puts End To Tuesday Blues

The Home Office has announced plans to reshuffle the week in a bid to do away with the 'Tuesday Blues.' Sources close to Prime Minister David Cameron say the plans are a pet project, part of his design to creat the 'Big Society' with a happier pop...

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Funny story: Vicky Pollard Slammed As Cause For Collapse Of Yes Vote

Vicky Pollard Slammed As Cause For Collapse Of Yes Vote

In a sensational development grotesque comedy character, Vicky Pollard, from BBC hit sketch show, Little Britain, has been blamed by Deputy Prime Minister, Nick Clegg, as the cause of the Yes campaign being comprehensively thrashed earlier this eveni...

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Funny story: Using Your Mobile In Public? Well Look Where You're Bloody Going You Berk!

Using Your Mobile In Public? Well Look Where You're Bloody Going You Berk!

In far-reaching and draconian new legislation soon to be brought in by the Coalition, it can be revealed people who dawdle at the top or bottom of escalators, whilst gawping at their mobile phones, could soon be facing £5000 fines, or in some cases,...

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Funny story: Cameron Arrested for 'Planning Destruction of NHS'

Cameron Arrested for 'Planning Destruction of NHS'

In a pre-emptive strike by the Police David Cameron has been held somewhere. Police sources claimed his detention had nothing to do with the planned destruction of the National Health Service, but the timing of the action before a Cabinet meeting...

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