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Funny story: Britney Spears to Marry for Her Children: Short List Includes Prince Charles, Paul McCartney and The Pope

Britney Spears to Marry for Her Children: Short List Includes Prince Charles, Paul McCartney and The Pope

Culver City - In court today Britney Spears battled back in the custody hearing, claiming she deserves a 50/50 arrangement with her children, not 70/30 as her ex-husband has suggested.

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Funny story: Britney Spears sets Vagina on fire - blamed for California blaze

Britney Spears sets Vagina on fire - blamed for California blaze

Pop princess Britney Spears' life has been on one long downward spiral over the past few years but now she has definitely hit rock bottom after "accidentally" setting fire to her vagina at her Malibu home.

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Funny story: Pat Robertson blames Godless Hollywood sluts for SoCal fires disaster

Pat Robertson blames Godless Hollywood sluts for SoCal fires disaster

Virginia Beach - (Apocalyptic Mess): The Reverend Pat Robertson has blamed "Godless sluts like Britney, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Vanessa Hudgens" for the Lord's wrath that's wreaking havoc on Southern California's fire-ra...

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Funny story: Judge Orders Britney Spears To Wear Undies

Judge Orders Britney Spears To Wear Undies

(Hollywood) - Judge Judy today ordered Britney Spears to wear undies whenever she goes out in public. The court order is effective immediately.

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Funny story: Britney Spears Ditches Music Career, Enters Car Racing

Britney Spears Ditches Music Career, Enters Car Racing

Welcome to the Britney 500. Inspired by her numerous crack-ups and dingers and dent-fests, Indy 500 officials have created the first interactive celebrity racing series, and have dubbed it the Britney 500, in honor of the number of cars that Spears h...

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Funny story: Britney Spears Marries 12 Pack 4 Sure

Britney Spears Marries 12 Pack 4 Sure

Hollywood, California (IP) - Britney Spears married rap singer 12 Pack 4 Sure in a secret ceremony at the hospital where 12 Pack 4 Sure was recovering from shotgun wounds to his rear end.

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Funny story: Ming & Britney's Liberal Love Making

Ming & Britney's Liberal Love Making

The 'toxic' chanteuse famous for hitting a baby one more time has eloped with confused ex-Lib Dem burden Sir Menzies Camp Bell.

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Funny story: Britney Spears Diagnosed With New Medical Condition

Britney Spears Diagnosed With New Medical Condition

It has been confirmed by a leading US medical expert, that Britney Spears, the former pop star, has a serious medical condition which prevents her from removing her sunglasses.

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Funny story: Britney Spears Awarded Custody Of Two Plastic Dolls To Prove 'Mother-Worth'

Britney Spears Awarded Custody Of Two Plastic Dolls To Prove 'Mother-Worth'

Britney Spears, the troubled pop star, has been given custody of two plastic baby dolls, so that authorities can ascertain whether or not she is capable of spending time safely with her children agai...

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Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton Lesbian Love Orgy Photos

Vanessa Hudgens, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton Lesbian Love Orgy Photos

Vanessa Hudgens, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton Lesbian Love Orgy, Uncensored and leaving nothing to the imagination, photographs and exclusive video footage.

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Funny story: Britney Spears' New Fragrance Reeks of "Shame"

Britney Spears' New Fragrance Reeks of "Shame"

Los Angeles, California - In the wake of her dissolved marriage, her mandatory court-sanctioned parenting class attendance, and alleged food and drug addiction, Britney Spears' organization has announced the release of a new fragrance br...

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Funny story: Britney Spears Camel Toe shocks viewers

Britney Spears Camel Toe shocks viewers

Britney Spears may have to once again reconsider her clothing choices following an appearance on a local De Moines, Iowa TV show. The "Gimme More" singer performed a bizarre impromptu routine while dressed in a skin-tight l...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton To Endorse "The Friday the 13th Diet"

Paris Hilton To Endorse "The Friday the 13th Diet"

(Los Angeles--CA) When she's not driving drunk, reading the Bible, calling Lindsay Lohan "fire crotch", being the lit match to the high explosive list of Britney Spears' addictions, Paris Hilton just might be throwing up. At least that's what her publicist, Elliot "The Leech" Mintz, would have us believe. Today, Hilton announced she was signing on to endorse "T...

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Funny story: New "Childless" Britney Spears Has More Time Than Ever To Do Drugs, Have More Kids

New "Childless" Britney Spears Has More Time Than Ever To Do Drugs, Have More Kids

A new, "child-free" Britney Spears will finally have the time and energy she has desperately yearned for to do more drugs and possibly have more children.

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Funny story: Britney Spears' Vagina Etched Onto Mount Rushmore

Britney Spears' Vagina Etched Onto Mount Rushmore

Mount Rushmore, South Dakota (IP) - Britney Spears vagina has joined the president's faces etched out on Mount Rushmore in South Dakota. The gaping image of that now famous organ had to be placed there carefully so it would not sit directly on t...

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Funny story: Britney Spears Solves Cold Fusion Formula

Britney Spears Solves Cold Fusion Formula

Mount Polamar, California (IP) - Everyone knows Britney Spears lost her child custody battle recently but few realize that she earned her doctorate in cosmic unification theory and nuclear physics in record time.

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Funny story: Britney names new album: Psychotic Episode

Britney names new album: Psychotic Episode

Los Angeles, California - (DumbBlonde Mess): Britney Spears' first solo album in four years entitled Psychotic Episode is to be released on Halloween next month.

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