A small community in Iceland has issued a traffic citation to the Titanic for as accident in 1912. According to the Coldenfysh journal, the investigation into a hit and run has finally been completed and blame has been placed on the famous cruise sh...
Supermodel Tyra Banks has announced that she will wear a ten year old bikini in the latest edition of the February Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. Banks was the first black woman to grace the cover of the famous issue by herself.
Breeze, the self-styled top writer on the online satirical newspaper The Spoof, has today told the world about his secret sorrow concerning his insipid testicles.
Walmart Supermarket sold live Valentine babes at an all time low for Valentine's Day, and sparked a riot!! By slashing the price of a healthy, live honey to just $2 - an all time low for Valentine's Day - th...
West Ham's fortunes hit rock bottom earlier today as news emerged that Lucas Neill had been swallowed whole by a huge black cat, thought to be a puma. The incident happened at the Chadwell Heath training ground, where the Australian centre back...
The Campaign for Real Ale (CBBC) is up in arms as food Minister, Porky McFetridge, was caught in an unguarded moment saying that real ale tasted like piss.
King of London, Ken Livingstone, is set to extend the area of the congestion charging zone, the controversial area that some say has been a success, from next week.
Perma-tanned wide boy, Robert Kilroy-Silk, has made astonishing claims today, suggesting that the mirrors in some clothes stores are of the distorting kind; designed to make people appear thinner when trying on potential new purchases.
Was it last month's Obafemi Martins' goal against the Spurs clocked at 86 mph or as Archi Campell writes in the Guardian:" I remember a goal by David Trezeguet for Monaco against Man Utd in the Champions League quarter-finals of 1998 tha...
"You Suck,USUK!,that's right, I said it!" This was the opening line of candidate for PrezMinister, ET McCrone's latest campaign speech.
London. In a move surely intended to add insult to injury Liverpool's new Argentinian substitute, Javier Mascherano has lifted the lid off the controversial five minutes he spent at west ham football club.
North Korea is no longer on George Bush's axis of evil shortlist for bombing, due to its willingness to work with good guys like us, or get bombed flat. Those grumpy old North Koreans, who are so out of touch and
Doyenne of British farce and smutty comedy, Mrs Slocombe aka Molly Sugden, is being awarded a fellowship this evening, at the prestigious Fannies ceremony to be held at London's swanky Dorchester hotel.
Kiddies' favourite puppeteer, Mathew Corbett, is said by sources close to him to be distraught by the theft of his two best buddies, Sooty and Sweep.
Sensational showbiz news as reports reach us that legendary rockers, The Police, are to reform with Bollywood sensation Shilpa Shetty fronting the band.
A psychology experiment in perception has captured the imagination of what seems like the whole globe as the worldwideweb has spread this image through all of Muslimdom, Christendom, Hindudom, Buddhistdom and the rest of dumb humanity.
Genealogists today linked pop diva Britney Spears with the wicked witch of the East from The Wizard of Oz. The wicked witch of the East was the one who was killed in the beginning of the story after Dorothy's Kansas home fell on her and left her...
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