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Funny story: Iceland Issues Traffic Citation to Titanic

Iceland Issues Traffic Citation to Titanic

A small community in Iceland has issued a traffic citation to the Titanic for as accident in 1912. According to the Coldenfysh journal, the investigation into a hit and run has finally been completed and blame has been placed on the famous cruise sh...

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Funny story: Tyra Banks to Wear Ten Year Old Bikini in Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue

Tyra Banks to Wear Ten Year Old Bikini in Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue

Supermodel Tyra Banks has announced that she will wear a ten year old bikini in the latest edition of the February Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. Banks was the first black woman to grace the cover of the famous issue by herself.

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Funny story: Leaked Memo May See The Spoof Topple

Leaked Memo May See The Spoof Topple

Breeze, the self-styled top writer on the online satirical newspaper The Spoof, has today told the world about his secret sorrow concerning his insipid testicles.

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Funny story: Walmart Cut-Price Babes Spark Valentine's Day Riot

Walmart Cut-Price Babes Spark Valentine's Day Riot

Walmart Supermarket sold live Valentine babes at an all time low for Valentine's Day, and sparked a riot!! By slashing the price of a healthy, live honey to just $2 - an all time low for Valentine's Day - th...

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Funny story: More West Ham Woe as Top Player Eaten by Puma

More West Ham Woe as Top Player Eaten by Puma

West Ham's fortunes hit rock bottom earlier today as news emerged that Lucas Neill had been swallowed whole by a huge black cat, thought to be a puma. The incident happened at the Chadwell Heath training ground, where the Australian centre back...

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Funny story: "Real Ale Tastes Like Piss" Says Minister For Food

"Real Ale Tastes Like Piss" Says Minister For Food

The Campaign for Real Ale (CBBC) is up in arms as food Minister, Porky McFetridge, was caught in an unguarded moment saying that real ale tasted like piss.

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Funny story: Livingstone Unveils Plans To Extend The Congestion Charging Zone

Livingstone Unveils Plans To Extend The Congestion Charging Zone

King of London, Ken Livingstone, is set to extend the area of the congestion charging zone, the controversial area that some say has been a success, from next week.

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Funny story: Oh Oh! Kilroy-Silk Is At It Again

Oh Oh! Kilroy-Silk Is At It Again

Perma-tanned wide boy, Robert Kilroy-Silk, has made astonishing claims today, suggesting that the mirrors in some clothes stores are of the distorting kind; designed to make people appear thinner when trying on potential new purchases.

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Funny story: Fastest Football Shot on Goal Disputed at Home for Rude Footballers

Fastest Football Shot on Goal Disputed at Home for Rude Footballers

Was it last month's Obafemi Martins' goal against the Spurs clocked at 86 mph or as Archi Campell writes in the Guardian:" I remember a goal by David Trezeguet for Monaco against Man Utd in the Champions League quarter-finals of 1998 tha...

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Funny story: ET McCrone Denounces USUK Failure to Care for Its Children

ET McCrone Denounces USUK Failure to Care for Its Children

"You Suck,USUK!,that's right, I said it!" This was the opening line of candidate for PrezMinister, ET McCrone's latest campaign speech.

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Funny story: Mascherano Slams Gay West Ham

Mascherano Slams Gay West Ham

London. In a move surely intended to add insult to injury Liverpool's new Argentinian substitute, Javier Mascherano has lifted the lid off the controversial five minutes he spent at west ham football club.

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Funny story: North Korea Stops Being Grumpy

North Korea Stops Being Grumpy

North Korea is no longer on George Bush's axis of evil shortlist for bombing, due to its willingness to work with good guys like us, or get bombed flat. Those grumpy old North Koreans, who are so out of touch and

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Funny story: Mrs Slocombe To Be Given A New Fanny At Glittering Ceremony

Mrs Slocombe To Be Given A New Fanny At Glittering Ceremony

Doyenne of British farce and smutty comedy, Mrs Slocombe aka Molly Sugden, is being awarded a fellowship this evening, at the prestigious Fannies ceremony to be held at London's swanky Dorchester hotel.

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Funny story: Sooty And Sweep Missing - Serious Fears For Their Safety

Sooty And Sweep Missing - Serious Fears For Their Safety

Kiddies' favourite puppeteer, Mathew Corbett, is said by sources close to him to be distraught by the theft of his two best buddies, Sooty and Sweep.

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Funny story: Shilpa In Police Reunion Sensation - I'm Walking On The Moon Says Bollywood Star

Shilpa In Police Reunion Sensation - I'm Walking On The Moon Says Bollywood Star

Sensational showbiz news as reports reach us that legendary rockers, The Police, are to reform with Bollywood sensation Shilpa Shetty fronting the band.

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Funny story: Tiki or Red Neck!?

Tiki or Red Neck!?

A psychology experiment in perception has captured the imagination of what seems like the whole globe as the worldwideweb has spread this image through all of Muslimdom, Christendom, Hindudom, Buddhistdom and the rest of dumb humanity.

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Funny story: Britney Spears Linked By Genealogists To Wicked Witch of the East

Britney Spears Linked By Genealogists To Wicked Witch of the East

Genealogists today linked pop diva Britney Spears with the wicked witch of the East from The Wizard of Oz. The wicked witch of the East was the one who was killed in the beginning of the story after Dorothy's Kansas home fell on her and left her...

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