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Funny story: Clinton Wields Sharp Objects in Debate

Clinton Wields Sharp Objects in Debate

Senator Barack Obama found himself consistently on the defensive as he and Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton met Wednesday night for tense debate and furious swordplay that left him parrying questions and criticism on issues including patriotism...

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Funny story: Barack Obama Markets Urine As 'Countryside Lemonade'

Barack Obama Markets Urine As 'Countryside Lemonade'

In an attempt to quell the public furor over his recent comments and to satisfy his supporters unquenchable thirst for anything Obama, U.S. Senator Barack Obama is joining with the Coca-Cola company to market 'Countryside Lemonade'.

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Funny story: Alicia Keys - "Gangsta Rap A Conspiracy"

Alicia Keys - "Gangsta Rap A Conspiracy"

Grammy Award winning singer, Alicia Keys, has stated that she believes Gangsta Rap was a government controlled conspiracy; a ploy to convince black people to kill each other. Furthermore, she states, the dispute betw...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton - Supreme Ruler

Hillary Clinton - Supreme Ruler

(CBS News) - In documents uncovered from Universal Press Syndicate it has been discovered that in the event that Barack Obama should win the General Election President Bush will utilize a little-known clause in the constitution, declare Martial Law,...

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Funny story: Hillary and Obama's War of Words Continues as Pennsylvania's Primary Draws Closer

Hillary and Obama's War of Words Continues as Pennsylvania's Primary Draws Closer

With Pennsylvania's Primary coming up very quickly, the war of words between Hillary and Obama remains unabated. Hillary now accuses the Halfrican of being elitist and divisive, because of his comments of small town America's bitterness and d...

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Funny story: Obama Comes Down with Hoof And Mouth!

Obama Comes Down with Hoof And Mouth!

If you look in the dictionary under stupid political moves for the first possible black president, there is a passage that reads: "Whatever you do, do NOT tell poor whites that their guns, religion and xenophobia is something that they 'clin...

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Funny story: In Major Blunder, Obama Says Sky Is Blue

In Major Blunder, Obama Says Sky Is Blue

AP - In a major campaign blunder, Senator Barack Obama stated today that the sky is blue.

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Funny story: Baptist Group to Boycott "Compassion Forum"

Baptist Group to Boycott "Compassion Forum"

The Johnstown Baptist Church in Johnstown, MN is discouraging Americans from watching the "Compassion Forum" between Senators Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama. Reverend Ralph DeSales says that "Compassion Forum" is a coded messag...

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Funny story: Oprah-Michelle Obama catfight! Oprah calls Barack "my husband"; Michelle screams "Ya'll get off ma man!"

Oprah-Michelle Obama catfight! Oprah calls Barack "my husband"; Michelle screams "Ya'll get off ma man!"

Ever since she openly endorsed Obama, Oprah has seen her popularity fizzle. First it was her angry fans - middle-aged white women - who happen to be Hillary Clinton's biggest supporters - who lashed out at her.

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Funny story: California Democrats "purify" Delegates

California Democrats "purify" Delegates

California, USA: campaign operatives for Sen. Obama & Sen. Clinton set to work ensuring that only true supporters may become official delegates from the State convention and go on to the Democratic national meeting in Denver, Colorado. Both candidat...

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Funny story: Obama Joins New Church

Obama Joins New Church

Last month, Democratic Presidential Candidate Barack Obama was under intense political pressure due to anti-white and anti-American slurs made by the clergyman of his Illinois church. In order to avoid the backlash from that negative publicity, the...

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Funny story: Polls: Race Helps Clinton With Racists

Polls: Race Helps Clinton With Racists

White racists who said race was important in picking their candidate have been about twice as likely to back Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton than Sen. Barack Obama.

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Funny story: Obama hires Python Cleese

Obama hires Python Cleese

Washington DC - (Primary Mess): Fed up with criticism that his Iraq policies aren't firing on all four cylinders Barack Obama has hired former Monty Python actor John Cleese, famous for his trademark "Do Not Mention Ze Vor" cat...

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Funny story: Flatulent Obama passes gas on stage - celebrated by media as "a breath of fresh air"

Flatulent Obama passes gas on stage - celebrated by media as "a breath of fresh air"

BUTTE-MONTANA: Standing before his cheering, adoring fans, soon-to-be POTUS - Barack (I'm so full of hot air) Obama, launched into a frenzied defense of his patriotic

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Funny story: Barak stole bowling balls - High school coach

Barak stole bowling balls - High school coach

HNN (Henman News Network)- High school coach of democrat Barak Obama - Paul Whitebottom claims that the democrat often stole bowling balls during his practice sessions and was never actually in his bowling squad.

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Funny story: Recent Poll Shows Obama Wins!

Recent Poll Shows Obama Wins!

A recent poll conducted by Preigert and Klunk declared Obama the clear winner when considering the following criteria:...

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Funny story: Clinton's latest attack on Obama - incriminating childhood photos of him eating his favorite food: Velveeta Grilled Cheese Sandwiches on White Bread

Clinton's latest attack on Obama - incriminating childhood photos of him eating his favorite food: Velveeta Grilled Cheese Sandwiches on White Bread

Washington, DC - In what some political analysts are calling the most despicable sortie on Barack Obama to date (one even the Republicans would not dare launch fearing being labeled racist), someone in the Clinton campaign is suspected to have releas...

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