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Funny story: Obama Campaign Chooses Official Flower

Obama Campaign Chooses Official Flower

In an attempt to portray both a down to earth populism and find a metro sexual sensibility, the Obama campaign has named a campaign flower. The dandelion has been chosen to represent the ubiquitous nature of Barack's support, its resilient abilit...

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Funny story: Obama and Clinton Both Drop Out

Obama and Clinton Both Drop Out

DNC Chairman Howard Dean announced today that Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama have both given up any hope of winning the Democratic nomination. Their campaigns have given him notice within minutes of each other.

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Funny story: Seemingly Unsinkable Obama Brown Broadsided by Jeremiad I.R. Wrighteous

Seemingly Unsinkable Obama Brown Broadsided by Jeremiad I.R. Wrighteous

Just when Barack thought it was safe to go back into the political waters, his spiritual leader and life guide, Jeremiad I.R. Wrighteous has released non-stop repeated 40 oz cans of malt whoop ass in four feverinos exemplifying the very intemperate r...

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Funny story: Barack Obama - Questions and Answers with Presidential Candidates

Barack Obama - Questions and Answers with Presidential Candidates

Every week, we will interview presidential candidates and offer insight into their campaign and their beliefs.

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Funny story: Former Obama Pastor Wright Defends Statements

Former Obama Pastor Wright Defends Statements

Reverend Jeremiah Wright, the controversial former Pastor of Senator and Presidential candidate Barack Obama, attempted to defend his position in an address to the NAACP yesterday. He has been in the news lately for statements that AIDS was created...

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Funny story: Megan Fox the Hottest? Obama Says Its Hillary

Megan Fox the Hottest? Obama Says Its Hillary

Actress Megan Fox was recently named the hottest woman in the world, but Barack Obama doesn't think so. Obama says Hillary Clinton is really the hottest woman around: "She's got a great all-around package."...

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Funny story: Penn's Quakers Defeat Obama's Purocrats

Penn's Quakers Defeat Obama's Purocrats

Barack Obama's surging movement of Purocrats, democrats who are so scandalized by the Clintons' many grievous faults that they are backing a semi-righteous nobody, met a serious defeat at the hands of Penn's Quakers.

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Funny story: Human brain responds to Obama as it does to money and chocolate

Human brain responds to Obama as it does to money and chocolate

Scientists from the University of California - Los Angeles have found that the human brain reacts to Democratic presidential hopeful Senator Barack Obama in the same way it responds to winning money and eating chocolate.

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Funny story: Hillary Loses Pennsylvania in Recount; Ron Paul Wins

Hillary Loses Pennsylvania in Recount; Ron Paul Wins

Hillary Clinton suffered a stunning defeat Thursday when a recount of the Pennsylvania primary vote showed she lost by a substantial margin. While the initial count had Clinton ahead by 10 points over Barack Obama, the recount put the former first la...

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Funny story: Obama won't dredge up Clinton scandals, asks Spoof writers to do the honors

Obama won't dredge up Clinton scandals, asks Spoof writers to do the honors

Washington AC/DC - (Lurid Ass Mess): Barack Obama said today he will not scrape the bottom of the proverbial barrel to dredge up ancient unpublicised Clinton scandals.

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Funny story: PA primary win takes Clinton one step closer to holding Bible for McCain

PA primary win takes Clinton one step closer to holding Bible for McCain

PHILADELPHIA - Senator Hillary Clinton's presidential campaign picked up a much-needed victory in the Pennsylvania Democratic primary last night. Clinton topped rival Barack Obama, claiming 55% of the popular vote to Obama's 45%, gaining 80...

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Funny story: Did Python put words in Obama's mouth?

Did Python put words in Obama's mouth?

A speech delivered by Barack Obama at an Ivy League University has led many to suspect that John Cleese has been hired as his speechwriter.

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Funny story: Linguists Find Children Love to Say: OBAMA!

Linguists Find Children Love to Say: OBAMA!

US linguists have discovered that children across the US are surprising their families with the precocious pronunciation of the Democratic leading candidate, Obama.

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Funny story: POLL: Hillary Leads Obama By 33%

POLL: Hillary Leads Obama By 33%

(Washington DC) The latest Gallop poll shows Hillary Clinton taking a substantial lead over Barack Obama in the campaign for the 2008 Democratic Party nomination.

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Funny story: Obama Supporters Throw Hissy Fits

Obama Supporters Throw Hissy Fits

About 5 million politically active US citizens are fired up, angry & overwrought because of the recent so-called debate on ABC News in which Charles Gibson & George Stephanopolous threw a few major league curveballs at the junior senator from Illinoi...

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Funny story: FlagPinGate Pits Obama Against All That Is Good And Holy!

FlagPinGate Pits Obama Against All That Is Good And Holy!

ABC - Presidential Candidate Barack Obama confessed that he does not wear a flag pin at all times and is therefore not eligible for the Presidency, according to Debate Moderator George Stephanopoulos.

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Funny story: Denouncementgate Dooms Obama

Denouncementgate Dooms Obama

Washington DC - Presidential Candidate Barack Obama has continued to obstinently refuse to denounce his family and associates, and must be punished, according to Party officials.

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