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Funny story: "Godfather of Soul," James Brown, winding up post mortem tour

"Godfather of Soul," James Brown, winding up post mortem tour

"The Godfather of Soul," James Brown, wound up his post mortem tour this afternoon in Columbia, South Carolina as family members awaited the arrival of his body and entourage. Family members, afraid that someone will steal his gold casket,...

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Funny story: Britney back in rehab: bookies say 5/4 that medics will boot her out by Thursday

Britney back in rehab: bookies say 5/4 that medics will boot her out by Thursday

Los Angeles - (Rotters): Celebrity internet bookmakers Aintgottaprayer.com is quoting odds of 5/4 that Britney Spears will be booted out of the LA rehab that her mother packed her off to this morning after a slanging match lasting all night.

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan & Britney Spears In Lesbo Sex-romp During Terrifying Alien Abduction

Lindsay Lohan & Britney Spears In Lesbo Sex-romp During Terrifying Alien Abduction

Spoof writer, Duff, has today claimed that he hasn't a Scooby-doo, who the feck Lindsay Lohan is but has vowed that if she puts bums on seats, then she's the gal for him.

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Funny story: Britney Spears In Syrup Sensation

Britney Spears In Syrup Sensation

Britney Spears was seen out and about days after shaving her head but wearing a syrup.

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Funny story: McCrone May Sneak in Among Brown, Cameron and Sir Menzies

McCrone May Sneak in Among Brown, Cameron and Sir Menzies

"It wouldn't be the first time that a dark horse emerged as a candied date as the PM's split themselves. Brown is stuck in Blair, Cameron is the un-BlairBrown but not much more, and Sir Menzie is a has been in a has been party!" Thi...

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Funny story: Titslesinites Break from Ancient Order Of Carmelites, Pt II

Titslesinites Break from Ancient Order Of Carmelites, Pt II

Fr Frederick "The Great" Titslesin is leading a schism from the Ancient Carmelite Order as was reported in Part one of this piece. Picking up from Freddy's notorious youth, fifth roomate in as many months,Unluk Eedawg told our reporter...

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Funny story: Fr Frederick "The Great" Titslesin Breaks from Ancient Carmelite Order Pt I

Fr Frederick "The Great" Titslesin Breaks from Ancient Carmelite Order Pt I

One of the oldest and greatest religious orders in Christendom has experienced a modern schism. Not since the separation of the DisCalced and Calced Carmelites over the important issue of footwear has a more ancient religious order been rocked at its...

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Funny story: "Carmelites" Light Up the Rio Mardi Gras Sky!

"Carmelites" Light Up the Rio Mardi Gras Sky!

A Rio de Janeiro Mardi Gras Crew calls themselves the Carmelites because the Cariocas dress up as Carmelite nuns: g-strings and all. Brazil historian, Joa Joarin' explained: "History tells us that when they reached the new world, they felt f...

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Funny story: Carlos Mencia Accuses Joe Rogan of Sodomy

Carlos Mencia Accuses Joe Rogan of Sodomy

A conflict has been brewing between Joe Rogan, formerly of News Radio and Fear Factor, and Ned Holness, television personality Carlos Mencia, that finally erupted at a comedy club within the past couple weeks.

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Funny story: Child molestors urged to unite under Pope

Child molestors urged to unite under Pope

Vatican City (ReUterus): An inter-ecumenical commission has urged child molestors of all persuasions and perversions to unite under the Pope while the going is still good as George Bush and Tony Blair continue to stonewall their way through public o...

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Funny story: Scrotum frightens the US Bible Belt librarians?

Scrotum frightens the US Bible Belt librarians?

Los Angeles - (ReUterus): Chapter One: "George told Congress of the day when he had drunk half a gallon of rum listening to Val Doonican all morning in his parked '62 Cadillac, then fallen out on his ass when he saw a rattlesnake on the pass...

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Funny story: Rocky the Crack Dealer?

Rocky the Crack Dealer?

Sydney - (Rotters): Australian police tracking a two tonne crack shipment have raided Sylvester Stallone's hotel room and private jet after a tip-off that the star of the Rocky movies is in the import/export business to finance his next box-offic...

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Funny story: Britney Spears And Shilpa Shetty In Steamy Exclusive Photo Shoot For Top Men's Mag

Britney Spears And Shilpa Shetty In Steamy Exclusive Photo Shoot For Top Men's Mag

Bollywood babe, Shilpa Shetty, and off her trolley, Britney Spears, are reported to have signed a multi-million dollar deal with a top men's title, Playboy, that will see them in a steamy photo session together.

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Funny story: Prince Harry Going To The Frontline In A Matter Of Days

Prince Harry Going To The Frontline In A Matter Of Days

Prince Harry is about to go out to see some front line action in Iraq in a few days and it's giving his security staff a right headache.

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Funny story: Satirist's girlfriend dislocates middle finger taking off pants on Valentines Day

Satirist's girlfriend dislocates middle finger taking off pants on Valentines Day

Satirist King David was surprised on Valentines Day after his longtime girlfriend and live-in companion, Demi Moore dislocated her middle finger trying to take her pants off after dinner. Both Moore and David were looking forward to a long night of p...

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Funny story: Spears books flight on topless airline, American Spread Eagle; Where to? Off to Nepal?

Spears books flight on topless airline, American Spread Eagle; Where to? Off to Nepal?

Despite admonitions from friends and family, the downtrodden Britney Spears made plans to ride America's first topless airline, American Spread Eagle. "I've tried everything else, I may as well try this one," the despairing Spears s...

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Funny story: NBA Reacts to Tim Hardaway Anti Gay Slur at All Star Game

NBA Reacts to Tim Hardaway Anti Gay Slur at All Star Game

Before the beginning of the NBA All Star celebration weekend, former All Star guard Tim Hardaway said in a press conference that he hated gays. This outburst was caused by a recent coming out of a former NBA player.

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