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Funny story: Fake Doctor Gillian McKeith Gets Support From Dr. John Reid

Fake Doctor Gillian McKeith Gets Support From Dr. John Reid

Dr. Gillian McKeith, the TV nutritionalist, who has been told by the advertising standards authority not to use her doctorate to endorse products because it's not up to much, has received support from fellow Scot, Dr. John Reid (...

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Funny story: Britney Spears Staggers Out Of Clinic To Get A Drink

Britney Spears Staggers Out Of Clinic To Get A Drink

Britney Spears has checked out of her Malibu Rehabilitation Clinic after just one day.

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Funny story: Safety First!

Safety First!

Safety first! is the new motto of every product produced by every industry in every country. Lakes, pools, bays and oceans are now labeled "Drowning Hazard!" along with every pail,bucket and cup of tea!...

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Funny story: Howard K Stern and Larry Burkhead a Conspiracy Between Gay Lovers?

Howard K Stern and Larry Burkhead a Conspiracy Between Gay Lovers?

West Hollywood Calif. Patrons in a gay bar called, The Rusty Nail, on Santa Monica Blvd claim to have seen Howard K Smith and Larry Burkhead, leather clad, embracing and dancing the night away.

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Funny story: New test for American citizenship more meaningful

New test for American citizenship more meaningful

The U.S. government reports the development of a new test for naturalization and citizenship. For immigrants, the oral citizenship test is one of the last hurdles toward becoming a naturalized U.S. citizen. The new test is designed to ask more meanin...

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Funny story: Bookies paying out a fortune as Britney does a runner

Bookies paying out a fortune as Britney does a runner

California - (Rotters): Shorn-again singer Britney Spears has done another runner from rehab just twentyfour hours after internet bookmakers offered odds of 5/4 that she would not last longer than a day in the detox facility that her mother packed he...

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Funny story: Whore on Terra: anti-American feelings soar among Americans

Whore on Terra: anti-American feelings soar among Americans

Washington DC - (Ass0CIAted Mess): The Whore Against Terra has radicalised anti-American feeling among US voters. Over 80% now believe that 9/11 was orchestrated by George W Bush and his Poodle-sucker Tony Blair after Pat Robertson's miraculous...

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Funny story: Heather Mills joins Pole Dancing with the Stars

Heather Mills joins Pole Dancing with the Stars

London - (Rotters): Heather Mills has signed up to appear on the US show Pole Dancing with the Stars next month ahead on an ambitious programme to promote her artistic comeback.

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Funny story: Bellamy Admits Three Stooges Karaoke Impression Went Wrong

Bellamy Admits Three Stooges Karaoke Impression Went Wrong

Craig Bellamy, Welshman and Liverpool footballer, admitted today that his karaoke impression of the Three Stooges led him to wallop top team mate John Arne Riise over the head with a golf club causing substantial damages.

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Funny story: Have A Go Hero Bert Fights Off Dalek In Post Office Terror Incident

Have A Go Hero Bert Fights Off Dalek In Post Office Terror Incident

Police are looking for a Dalek in connection with a bungled post office raid that 'went down' in Peckham earlier today.

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Funny story: Anna Nicole: "Stern is number one suspect"

Anna Nicole: "Stern is number one suspect"

Florida - (ReUterus): Lawyers acting for Anna Nicole Smith's ex-boyfriend Larry Birkhead told a judge yesterday that Howard K Stern killed the stripper after finding out he'd been dumped from her last will and testicle.

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Funny story: Mobile Phone Mast Has Turned My Kiddy Into A Grouse Sobs Mum

Mobile Phone Mast Has Turned My Kiddy Into A Grouse Sobs Mum

Distraught mum, Jean Munter, sobbed today as she told The Spoof how the installation of a new mobile phone mast in her street has caused her three year old son, Mickey, to turn into a game bird.

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Funny story: Do-Gooders Who Sign Identity Cards Petition Are Beaten Up

Do-Gooders Who Sign Identity Cards Petition Are Beaten Up

When the group NO2ID travelled to Downing Street and delivered a petition signed by 18 million people opposed to the introduction of identity cards, they got more than they bargained for. On their return, each of the people who had signed the petitio...

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Funny story: New Statue Of Thatcher Sparks Heated Debate

New Statue Of Thatcher Sparks Heated Debate

Controversy at the Palace of Westminster as the unveiling of a new bronze statue of Margaret Thatcher is due today.

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Funny story: Spirit Of Picasso Is Alive And Well Living In A Jar Of Tesco Peanut Butter In Bognor

Spirit Of Picasso Is Alive And Well Living In A Jar Of Tesco Peanut Butter In Bognor

Gerald Briggs from Bognor has caused a sensation by claiming that his jar of peanut butter is possessed by the spirit of Pablo Picasso.

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Funny story: Milan's Ronaldo Caught Mid-Cannoli!

Milan's Ronaldo Caught Mid-Cannoli!

Milanese Footballer "Chubby" Ronaldo was caught cream-handed by the football police gorging his puss with a giant cannoli.

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Funny story: Spanish speaking "Dora the Conquistador Dolls" slaughtering the competition

Spanish speaking "Dora the Conquistador Dolls" slaughtering the competition

Spurred by a growing immigrant population in the United States and a push to teach children foreign languages at an earlier age, toymakers and consumers are going bilingual, especially Spanish. Spanish speaking "Dora the Conquistador" Dolls...

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