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Funny story: Barack Brings Out Campaign Song

Barack Brings Out Campaign Song

Today Senator Barack Obama wrote new words to the Brecht/Weill composition 'The Alabama Song', previously performed by such artistes as The Doors and David Bowie, and here they are:...

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Funny story: Aryan Nation endorses Obama over McCain for president

Aryan Nation endorses Obama over McCain for president

In a stunning reversal from its usual policies, white Supremacist organization Aryan Nation announced today that it will endorse mixed-race candidate Barack Obama over his very white opponent John McCain for president of the United States.

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Funny story: Clinton Expands Criteria For Staying In The Race

Clinton Expands Criteria For Staying In The Race

(Little Rock, Ark.) While participating in a revolutionary new form of grass roots fundraising designed by her financially strapped campaign to reach out to previously untapped donors, Senator Hillary Clinton today announced further criteria that she...

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Funny story: Obama Refuses to Address Prostate Cancer Rumors

Obama Refuses to Address Prostate Cancer Rumors

(Athens, GA) -- Despite hundreds of pages declaring opponent John McCain healthy and "cancer-free", Barack Obama's campaign would not deny rumors yesterday that its candidate has prostate cancer.

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Funny story: Barak Obama to change his last name to Kennedy and convert to Catholicism

Barak Obama to change his last name to Kennedy and convert to Catholicism

MIDDLETOWN, Connecticut - Paying tribute to ailing Senator Edward Kennedy, US Presidential candidate Barak Obama told students at Wesleyan University he will be changing his name and converting to Catholicism.

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Funny story: Clinton Concedes to Obama, Steals Libertarian Nomination from Barr

Clinton Concedes to Obama, Steals Libertarian Nomination from Barr

Facing certain defeat due to Barack Obama's insurmountable lead and his refusal to look for sex in public bathrooms, Senator Hillary Clinton resigned from the race for the Democratic presidential nomination on Tuesday night.

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Funny story: Osama to change name - seeks suggestions

Osama to change name - seeks suggestions

Popular millionaire terrorist and murderer, Osama Bin Laden of 3, The Cave, Uphills, Pakistan (turn left after the Halal Burger King on Highway 13) is seeking to change his name, according to his public relations agency Al Jazera. Fed up being cal...

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Funny story: McCain says Hamas endorsement of Obama proves Democrats, Independents and traitorous crossover Republicans are terrorist too - breaking his promise not to be like Bush

McCain says Hamas endorsement of Obama proves Democrats, Independents and traitorous crossover Republicans are terrorist too - breaking his promise not to be like Bush

Washington, DC - McCain denies he has broken his campaign promise to the American people, not to be a cookie cutter third term of the Bush administration, by spot lighting the endorsement of the terrorist group Hamas of Obama, though critics say he h...

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Funny story: If Elected President, Obama Promises Soul Food and Honky Food in White House

If Elected President, Obama Promises Soul Food and Honky Food in White House

Despite the negative talk between rivals Obama and Hillary, focusing on bitterness, elitism, religion, guns, and, especially, the divisive Reverend Jeremiah Wright's anti-everybody oratory, a key issue had still not surfaced.

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Funny story: Hillary Swank wins Montucky Primary

Hillary Swank wins Montucky Primary

Hillary Swank was surprised to hear she has won the Montucky primary as a write-in candidate edging out other write-in candidates The Cat in the Hat, Fred Flintstone and Jack Daniels by a thin margin.

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Funny story: Mrs. Clinton Bites Obama's Ear!

Mrs. Clinton Bites Obama's Ear!

In a move that reminded many in the audience of the Hollyfield Fight of 1997, Obama lost a bite of his ear to Mrs. Clinton in Kentucky earlier today.

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Funny story: Obama has a plan for America's economy!

Obama has a plan for America's economy!

Washington D.C. - Senator Barack Obama today announced his plan for the poor American economic condition.

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Funny story: Barack Obama Has False Teeth

Barack Obama Has False Teeth

Senator Barack O'Bama, famous for giving meaningless soundbites and flashing his teeth, has announced that these teeth are actually dentures.

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Funny story: Reverend Jeremiah Wright Named New Head of NAACP

Reverend Jeremiah Wright Named New Head of NAACP

Former pastor to Barack Obama and controversial minister Jeremiah Wright was announced today as the new head of the NAACP (National Association for the Advancement of Colored People). After his recent statements that gave him such negative publicity...

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Funny story: Bush Woos Same Sex Republican Voter with Marriage Proposal

Bush Woos Same Sex Republican Voter with Marriage Proposal

In an unexpected break with the administration's previous position, President Bush announced today that after considerable prayer on the subject, he has changed mind and would support same sex marriages in the future.

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Funny story: Obama Declares We Have Peace in Our Time!

Obama Declares We Have Peace in Our Time!

After meetings with every terrorist SOB on the planet, BH Obama deplaned in London and declared to all who would listen that we now had peace in our time. Peacemaker Barack found that the almost eight years of macho Bushit was completely unnecessary...

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Funny story: Whoa Black Betty endorses Obama

Whoa Black Betty endorses Obama

"He be good for all us folks way down in Alabam" said the inspiration for the Ram Jam hit record. "I may be blind but I am rock steady in my support for Barack." she continued.

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