Gordon Brown was tricked into making indiscreet remarks about colleagues by Rory Bremner dressed as a donkey, it has been revealed. The Chancellor of the Exchequer was reportedly taken in when Bremner called on him on the da...
Smokers throughout Britain have been changing their ways in preparation for the new law that prohibits smoking in public places from July 1st.
Celebrity Big Brother housemates Lloyd Daniel and Joe O'Mira have become bitter foes in a love triangle with West Ham has-been Teddy Shirtlifter, 48.
John Terry, the Torquay United footballer, woke up in hospital last night and told doctors about a fantastic dream he had, in which in he believed he was a Chelsea and England international defender.
Former Qantas Airline stewardess, Lisa Robertson was hired on the spot by American Spread Eagle after being fired by her former employer, Qantas for punching Ralph Fiennes mile-high membership card in the cramped space of one of their airlines toilet...
Students at Buckley E. Filbertamous Middle School turned in Science Fair projects last week and were judged today by a panel of nuns. "This is the school's first year having the contest in about five years," said sister Mary Elephant.
Startling news has emerged today as the BBC Sports Department has conceded that there are in fact more countries than just England competing in the Rugby Union Six Nations Championship.
Whitehall- Nick Pope, the Ministry of Defence's top paranormal and unexplained weirdness expert, earlier today stunned reporters with the details of his latest and many might say his strangest case yet.
Hollywood - (Rotters): Luscious Spanish actress Penelope Cruz says she is still in a state of utter shock after taking the coveted Best Actress Oscar despite feverish British hustling for their very own diva Helen Mirren to rake in the spoils.
New York - (Ass Mess): A British performance artist, Anthony Charles Lynton Blair QC, has started his 72 hour sponsored crawl across New York in a Lisa Nowak-style standard-issue NASA diaper dressed as George Bush.
(Hollywood--CA) Months after Mel Gibson's stream of consciousness courtesy of Jack Daniels anti-semitic monologue, TMZ.com, the site breaking the original, claims to have another scoop. It's an e-mail between Gibson and his publicist, Alan N...
A six year old girl was bitten and mauled to death in a China zoo while having her picture taken with a supposedly tame and trained Tiger. Apparently, the flash of the camera startled him and he lunged for girl and bit her head.
Popular BBC quiz, The Weakest Link, is a device of an evil empire hell-bent on taking over the world. That's the claim being made today by a man from Stoke on Trent.
Channel 4 bosses have claimed that Celebrity Big Brother 6 will be the biggest and best yet. Bearing in mind what happened in CBB 5, with regard to the racist bullying allegations, this seems like exaggerated hype, but plans are already afoot to back...
London- For millenia now man has gazed upon the countless tiny acts of malice, the many varied crimes and atrocities committed, and has only been able to shake his head with a weary mystified resignation.
A new strain of super bed-bug has started appearing in homes up and down the country and the message is "be afraid be very afraid"...
Mr T, the larger-than-life actor that played BA Baracus in the A-Team, is on his way to Iraq to take on the role of Prince Harry's bodyguard.
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