Showing:

Funny satire stories about Uncategorized

Try another search?

Funny story: Virgin Crap-o-Copter Carries First Space Tourists

Virgin Crap-o-Copter Carries First Space Tourists

Sir Richard Branson, Virgin boss and the man responsible for Tubular Bells, yesterday unveiled the new space-age tilting Crap-o-Copter, taking journalists on the first cut-price charter flight into space. Manned by a robot, the space...

Read full story
Funny story: Cameron & Cameron In Celebrity Life Swap Jesus Christ Discovery

Cameron & Cameron In Celebrity Life Swap Jesus Christ Discovery

Opposition head honcho David Cameron and his namesake James got more than they bargained for when they agreed to a one-week Celebrity Life Swap experience.

Read full story
Funny story: John Terry Out Until End Of Season

John Terry Out Until End Of Season

John Terry, the player at the centre of the 'kicked unconscious' allegations in the Carling Cup Final at the weekend, is in trouble with the Football Association and with the alleged 'attacker', Abou Diaby

Read full story
Funny story: SS Mormon Leaks!

SS Mormon Leaks!

McCain has his bus, Obama his Hollywood sightseeing taxi, Hillary her drive-by shooting lowrider and Mitt Romney sails the high seas on the SS Mormon. This week Mitt's ship of state started to leak big time! A 77 slide PowerPoint presentation on...

Read full story
Funny story: John Cleese retires to raise frogs

John Cleese retires to raise frogs

Famed British actor and comedian, John Cleese announced his retirement today to a crowd in London. The famous actor who once was expelled from College after painting footsteps from a statue of the school's founder to a nearby toilet, said he had...

Read full story
Funny story: Senator Strom Thurmond fathered half of South Carolina

Senator Strom Thurmond fathered half of South Carolina

Geneologists making the Strom Thurmond-Al Sharpton connection made one more starting discovery. They found that not only did Thurmond's grandfather own Sharpton's great-grandfather, but that Thurmond himself fathered half of the population of...

Read full story
Funny story: Money for old rope: Victoria Beckham and the £10 million TV deal

Money for old rope: Victoria Beckham and the £10 million TV deal

California - (ReUterus): Former Spice Girl Victoria Beckham is to star in a £10 million fly-off-the-wall documentary about the mediocrity of her singing career, her lacklustre foray into the fashion industry, her several attempts at reviving those ta...

Read full story
Funny story: Greedy Bastard Wins British Food Industry Award

Greedy Bastard Wins British Food Industry Award

Blond-haired, rosy-cheeked eight year old Connor McGreedie from Scotland, has become the first eight year old boy to win the prestigious food industry Greedy Bastard of the Year award. Esther Rantzen, who presented t...

Read full story
Funny story: Michael Jackson To Go Back On Tour With Jacksons

Michael Jackson To Go Back On Tour With Jacksons

Michael 'Wacko' Jackson has announced a new tour of Britain that will feature all the members of his singing family, and a few others that can't sing for toffee. The entourage will be called The Jacksons & Co.

Read full story
Funny story: Prince WILL to be sent to Iraq

Prince WILL to be sent to Iraq

Buckingham Palace announced today that they will be sending a prince to Iraq.....but it won't be Harry!...

Read full story
Funny story: Jade Goody orders Tandoori in bid to curry favour with indians

Jade Goody orders Tandoori in bid to curry favour with indians

Celebrity Big Brother star and neo-nazi, pig faced agitator, Jade Goody, yesterday visted her local curry house in a bid to quell rumours that she is a racist.

Read full story
Funny story: Celebrity Big Brother Jade Goody In Embarrassing India Mix-up

Celebrity Big Brother Jade Goody In Embarrassing India Mix-up

MUMBLE:Jade Goody arrived here in India last night to a tumultuous welcome from a 500,000 crowd at Kapil Dev International airport. One man rushed forward with a spear, but was restrained by security guards who told him that, only if...

Read full story
Funny story: Sex, Drugs & Britney Spears

Sex, Drugs & Britney Spears

HOLLYWOOD, BABELON--(ASSOCIATE PRESS ) Britney Spears, the too pooped-to-pop, frazzled-dazzled, hairless-Chihuahua coiffed, super-duper star has had the beans spilled on her pill-popping, cocaine-nasal-sucking escapa...

Read full story
Funny story: MLK "I have a Bream?"

MLK "I have a Bream?"

The scene is Washington DC 28th August 1968.

Read full story
Funny story: Queen lost five grand backing Meryl Streep

Queen lost five grand backing Meryl Streep

Buckingham Palace - (Rioters): Dear Diary. The atmosphere in Buck House is decidedly frosty today after the Lord Chamberlain Lord Luce-Cannon advised Philip to put the week's tourist bookshop takings on Meryl Streep winning an Oscar for The Devil...

Read full story
Funny story: Police Investigate Sarah Beshara

Police Investigate Sarah Beshara

A while back there was a report of Sarah Beshara harassing Samuel Michael Schildkraut in an article titled "Woman Harasses Man"; and here's the update.

Read full story
Funny story: Ronaldo's Late Winner Saves Planet From Destruction

Ronaldo's Late Winner Saves Planet From Destruction

NASA has revealed that Christiano Ronaldo's late winning goal was so brilliant it diverted asteroid 99942 Apophis which was due to destroy the planet in 2036. Drawing comparisons with Christ, Ronaldo's mazy run also caused di...

Read full story

Breaking news…
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Subscribe…
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more