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Funny story: Wenger Slams 'Pontius Pilate' Linesman

Wenger Slams 'Pontius Pilate' Linesman

Arsenal manager and Frenchman, Arsene Wenger, slammed the linesman in last weekend's Carling Cup Final exit, comparing him to "Pontius Pilate", the man who betrayed Christ. Wenger spoke of "the betraya...

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Funny story: Naked Antonella Barba or how America turned dignity into a cesspit of sordid filth

Naked Antonella Barba or how America turned dignity into a cesspit of sordid filth

Idol - *noun* - an image or representation of a god used as an object of worship (as defined by the Oxford English dictionary).

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Funny story: Izzy Wizzy lets get busy! Sooty and Sweep in Paris Hilton sex tape shame.

Izzy Wizzy lets get busy! Sooty and Sweep in Paris Hilton sex tape shame.

Sooty, the little yellow bear with the black ears so beloved by children all over Britain, was fighting for his career last night after featuring on an internet sex video.

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Funny story: Man Seen Urinating Into Supermarket Petrol Tanker - Police Investigating

Man Seen Urinating Into Supermarket Petrol Tanker - Police Investigating

Two supermarkets have insisted that their petrol is not faulty after millions of owners complained that their vehicles exploded.

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Funny story: New York City Bans the Word Nigger

New York City Bans the Word Nigger

NEW YORK, NEW YORK--(ROLAIDS) The City Council unanimously passed a symbolic moratorium which carries a stiff penalty against having the word "Nigger" spoken within the city limits. "We have got to, as a society, start...

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Funny story: "England World Cup? Not In My Lifetime", Rasps Blatter

"England World Cup? Not In My Lifetime", Rasps Blatter

The World Cup will never again be staged in England if FIFA President Pratt Bleeps has his way.

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Funny story: Funny Man Dies Laughing

Funny Man Dies Laughing

A comedian, who was allegedly the funniest man in Britain, has died aged 65, doing the thing that he did best - laughing.

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Funny story: George Bush Announces Removal of Troops From Iraq: PSYCHE!

George Bush Announces Removal of Troops From Iraq: PSYCHE!

George Bush called a meeting of congress early Thursday to let them know of his decision to remove all American troops in Iraq, directly after which he yelled:...

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Funny story: IRA : We were better than Al Qa'ida

IRA : We were better than Al Qa'ida

Belfast- Today on the steps of the historic Stormont castle, seat of the Northern Ireland assembly, Gerry Adams leader of the IRA's political wing, Sinn Fein, declared from his beard to waiting reporters that he had an important communique from t...

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Funny story: Antonella Barba Nude Photos - NJPD Needs More Time

Antonella Barba Nude Photos - NJPD Needs More Time

Ever since the Antonella Barba nude pictures have been released, the New Jersey Police Department has been hard on the job finding out whether or not they're fake or not.

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Funny story: Friends reunited?

Friends reunited?

Hollywood- Do you miss settling down on your still to be paid for sofa with a bottle of cheap wine, and being forced by your girlfriend to watch six relentlessly chirpy studio mannequins?...

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Funny story: Britney Spears "the bald soprano" will sing with the Boston Symphony

Britney Spears "the bald soprano" will sing with the Boston Symphony

Pop diva Britney Spears will do a concert with the Boston Symphony this weekend. Critics say that the concert is a last-ditch effort for the pop princess to look more mature and sophisticated and may be just another publicity stunt for the 25-year-ol...

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Funny story: Archaeologists Study Alleged Jesus Bones Found By James Cameron

Archaeologists Study Alleged Jesus Bones Found By James Cameron

Archaeologists from the American University in Jerusalem and the Israeli Antiquities Authority have concluded their study of the supposed Jesus bones discovered by James Cameron. Cameron, the filmmaker of such movies as Titanic, believes that he has...

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Funny story: Annoying Street Preacher Commits Suicide

Annoying Street Preacher Commits Suicide

Dougal McDouche, the street preacher who harassed passers by in central London, has committed suicide.

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Funny story: Hotel magnate Lord Fawlty dies at 98

Hotel magnate Lord Fawlty dies at 98

London - (Ass mess): Lord Basil Fawlty, the hotel and catering magnate, died today aged 98 after spending the night in one of his typical Presidential Suites at a Truss House Fawlty hotel in Bognor Regis.

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Funny story: Virgie Arthur pleads to breastfeed baby Dannielynn

Virgie Arthur pleads to breastfeed baby Dannielynn

Bahamas - (ReUterus): Anna Nicole Smith's mother Virgie Arthur saw her grand-daughter Dannielynn for the first time last night and immediately begged Howard K Stern to be allowed to breastfeed the five month old infant 'so she don't end u...

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Funny story: Margaret Thatcher To Take Reins Of Tory Party (Again)

Margaret Thatcher To Take Reins Of Tory Party (Again)

In a sensational new move by the Conservative Party to regain power from New Labour, Margaret Thatcher is, once again, being linked with the Tory leadership.

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