Philadelphia PA-- Caroline Kennedy was abruptly fired today after a searing racial confrontation with Michelle Obama.
If you think there's true political love between Obama and Hillary, think again. Sources close to Ms. Clinton, now sixty, are leaking information that Hillary's new ploy is to make sure Obama gets the Presidency.
Barrack Obama in a campaign event with his former rival Hillary Clinton, addressed the glass ceiling that many women face in the working world and the issue of sexism.
'I like the way he talks, what can I say?' said Senator McCain at a press conference this afternoon. He was announcing the latest addition to his campaign team - Reverend Jesse Jackson.
Senator Clinton is attempting to broker a hunting trip for Senator Obama and Vice President Cheney. Clinton said earlier today, "Obama has been working so hard we would like to get him some rest. Surely a hunting outing with the Vice President...
New York, NY, July 2008: MTV graciously hosted, in their New York studios, the first Presidential candidate's debate for the general election of 2008. Ralph Nader, Senator Barack Obama, Senator John McCain and Ron Paul were invited to participate.
Des Moines, IA - Senator Barack Obama, speaking before a crowd of veterans today, signalled a major change in his positions by referring to "a historical challenge" instead of his earlier phrase "an historical challenge".
"This is a major turnarou...
Brack Obama, the Illinois Senator who is trying to become the first black President of the United States, poked a little fun at the age of his opponent, Arizona Senator John McCain. "Every campaign picks a theme song," said the Democrat.
Democratic Presidential Candidate and Illinois Senator Barack Obama has decided to quit his campaign and drop out of the race for the White House.
Democratic Presidential Candidate Barack Obama has stated that he supports the xeriscaping of the Fort Bliss National Military Cemetary in El Paso, Texas.
Washington AC/DC - (Ass Mess): US presidential wannabe Barack Obama is said to be livid after top secret oil talks with the Kazakhstan government were ridiculed as a crude attempt to manipulate his waning domestic popularity.
Pigeon Forge Tennessee - Local dog trainer Cooter Stevens has trained his prize Dalmatian Retriever show dog McCain to bark "Obama".
And throw in General Wesley Clark. Whew. Apparently, John McCain used nasty language directed at wife, Cindy, after she attempted to spread his thin hair over a bald spot, saying his hair was getting thin. A deluge followed from McCain and he accused her of wearing a pound of makeup, looking like a trollop and added the 'C' word.
Chicago - Barack Obama got a haircut today, touching off a frenzy of speculation among pundits about the significance of this latest scandal.
"Sure, I lost the Latino vote to Hillary in the primaries, but that doesn't mean I hold a grudge against my American friends of various Spanish origins." So said an angry Barack Obama when interviewd by John Williams of NBC News. "...
Barack Obama knows that, despite the fact that he's black (actually he's only 50%, as some say, Halfrican), he sorely needs massive support from the black voters to help him win the Presidency. In this stressful undertaking, he's been vis...
Hillary Clinton was defeated by Barack Obama in the race for the Democratic Presidential Nomination delegate count. As part of her concession, and promise of support in the November election, Clinton made several previously unknown demands of the Il...
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