X-Factor reject Chloe Mafia Has spoken out on ITV's This Morning about the allegations she is a paid escort and a heavy coke user. Speaking to Phil and the other one that's not Fern she said "No, right I's didn't do any of that right because I's...
As Millions watched The X Factor, the Contestant who claimed she was a singer was in fact a alien. Simon failed to notice that aliens find it impossible to sing. They can grunt and make noises that they think is English and they think that by dre...
X-Factor boot camp contestant Chloe Mafia, known in some quarters as the Yorkshire tart with a heart, has apparently expressed fears that the gravy train may become derailed following allegations that she works as a prostitute, and that she is simply...
She's no stranger to walking the red carpet, so Pixie Lott should probably know how much fake tan to put on by now. But the 19-year-old gum flapper looked as if she has fallen in a pot of orange paint, as she hosted a Juicy Couture party last night l...
Following Pixie Lott's appearance as a guest X-Factor judge, sales of photoshopped and completely faked nude calendar shots of the singer have soared at the sole outlet, Ali Bullo's kebab van in Basingstoke. Ali Bullo would like us to point out th...
Having been described as "the worst audition in the history of the X-Factor" by judge, Simon Cowbell, leery teen, Abbey Johnson punched her one time best friend Lisa Parker in the face. Putting the icing on the cake, so to speak. Doing a remarkabl...
ITV Studios, England: 75 years ago Britain ran most of the World, how the mighty fallen have fallen. Arise, Chavs of Britain! "Little Britain" wasn't a contrived picture of Britain, as ghastly and abhorrent behaviour has become the 'norm'. The X...
SOHO, England - Famed 'Lady of The Evening' Monica Mint reportedly told her dentist/sex therapist Dr. Basil F. McPiccadilly, that she is upset, angry, and madder than a dairy cow with an inverted udder at X-Factor contestant Chloe Mafia. Monica sa...
LONDON - The CEO of 19th Hole Productions Simon Cowell has made it abundantly clear that he has no intention of banning Chloe Mafia from participating in his reality show X-Factor simply because she is a known prostitute. According to Miss Mafia,…
X-Factor supremo, Simon Cowell, is said to be livid after his select hopefuls apparently held a party in his three hundred million pound Spanish Villa in Marbella and trashed it. A source inside the X-Factor listed the many items damaged during th...
Yes ladies and gentlemen, she really does have it all, the fake tan, the arse antler tattoos, the belief in her own ability to be noticed, which is the new version of talent, and she already has a built in sex scandal smouldering on the back burner,...
X-Factor contestant Daniel Pessary has been sensationally dropped from the show. The London born painter, 24, made headlines last week when he sang his way into boot camp with a stunning rendition of 'I'm A Little Teapot'. All three regular jud...
It's a PR mans dream come true! After all the media headline grabbing antics of the X-factorgate scandal and the Top Gear bosses accusing "The Stigs" team of being money grabbing so and so's, we now have "The Stig Factor" to look forward too. Rum...
Axed X-Factor contestant Shirlena Johnson 30, should be allowed to return to the show singing something appropriately wacky, such as 'Crazy For You' by Madonna, or 'Crazy' by Patsy Chuppatti. So says Skoob News showbiz correspondent, Buffty Ginsli...
LONDON - Lily Allen, has flat out spoken her mind (again). And this time the recipient of her serpentine venom is none other than "Mr. Reality Shows" himself Simon Cowell. Lily was apparently lashing out at Cowell's X-Factor saying that it is noth...
ITV has been forced to admit that its flagship programme the X Factor has secretly helped some contestants and hindered others, with the use of "playback singers". The channel said, in a press release, that "If Simon Cowell liked a contestant, he...
On top of the already reported scandal of voice enhancement for some X Factor contestants come new sensational developments. One of the performers is deemed mad to enter the contest and another already has a record deal. Calls to scrap the sho...
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