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Funny story: Pussy Riot freed!

Pussy Riot freed!

After being slammed in a Russian slammer for not causing a riot, Pussy Riot have been let loose because Putin needs the Winter Olympics to be clean, non-corrupt and a sign to the world that Russia is a modern-day democracy run by a dictator. The a...

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Funny story: New Year's wedding bells as Vladimir Putin set to marry his long term trollop Alina Kabaeva

New Year's wedding bells as Vladimir Putin set to marry his long term trollop Alina Kabaeva

Moscow, Russia - The nuptial ceremony has been booked for 1st January 2014 at Moscow's St Basil Fawlty Cathedral in an all-bells-and-whistles ceremony sponsored by top Russian state fracker GazProm. Thirty year-old former Olympic rhythmic gymnast...

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Funny story: President Vladimir Putin Tells Duck Dynasty Star Phil Robertson He Is Welcome To Move To Russia

President Vladimir Putin Tells Duck Dynasty Star Phil Robertson He Is Welcome To Move To Russia

MOSCOW - Ever since Phil Robertson was suspended from Duck Dynasty for his anti-homosexual remarks he has received support from such individuals as Sarah "Snowflake" Palin, Glenn "Teardrops" Beck, John "Crybaby" Boehner, and Alec "The Bratty Brat" Ba...

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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Claims The Planet Pluto For North Korea

Kim Jong Un Claims The Planet Pluto For North Korea

PYONGYANG, North Korea - Kim Jong Un has just informed the United Nations that he is claiming the planet Pluto for his country North Korea. The leader of North Korea stated that he wants to make it perfectly clear that the United States and Russia...

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Funny story: President Putin Warns Kim Jong Un If He Fires Off Another Missile It Could Be His Last

President Putin Warns Kim Jong Un If He Fires Off Another Missile It Could Be His Last

MOSCOW - Reports coming out of Russia are that President Vladimir Putin has just about had his fill of the Asian Pillsbury Doughboy Kim Jong Un. President Putin told Russia's national news agency Vodkavich that he has never known a world leader wh...

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Funny story: Vladimir Putin Appoints Self Grand Marshal Of Gay Pride Parade In Moscow

Vladimir Putin Appoints Self Grand Marshal Of Gay Pride Parade In Moscow

Russian President Vladimir Putin has announced that he is not anti-gay (no way, says he) and to demonstrate his support of the LGBT community, (before the Winter Olympics are snatched away from Russia and sent to Norway or Canada) he will host and ap...

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Funny story: Elton John and George Michael cancel sell out gigs in India and Russia!

Elton John and George Michael cancel sell out gigs in India and Russia!

After hearing that the Indian Supreme Court has decided to illegalise gay sex, and Putin will throw any gays caught being what they are, gay, in prison (Well that seems like a holiday in the sun), Elton John and his mate, George Michael, have decided...

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Funny story: President George W. Bush Scoffs At The Gay Rumors Regarding Him and President Vladimir Putin

President George W. Bush Scoffs At The Gay Rumors Regarding Him and President Vladimir Putin

NEW YORK CITY - Former President George "WMD" Bush was in the Big Apple to appear with Regis Philbin and Larry King on their talk show The Viagra View. During the show he was asked by Regis why he had lied about there being weapons of mass destruc...

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Funny story: President Putin Has Mailed His Christmas Present To Kim Jong Un

President Putin Has Mailed His Christmas Present To Kim Jong Un

MOSCOW - Russia's national news agency, Vodkavich is reporting that President Putin has sent a Christmas present to the leader of North Korea, Kim Jong Un. Vodkavich stated that President Putin personally picked out the holiday gift himself. He...

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Funny story: Merkel listened to US too!

Merkel listened to US too!

Bonn, Bonn, somewhere in France: German chancellor, Angel Merkel, has admitted to listening to US because she just cannot stand the sound of her own voice. After having playbacks played back to her by her favourite minister, Herr Arschloch van Win...

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Funny story: Russian President Vladimir Putin To Meet With North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un

Russian President Vladimir Putin To Meet With North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un

MOSCOW - Russia's national news agency Vodkavich is reporting that President Vladimir Putin has requested to have a meeting with Kim Jong Un of North Korea. Vodkavich states that Putin is upset at the fact that Kim Jong Un continues to carry on ab...

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Funny story: NSA Whistleblower Edward Snowden Is On The Verge of Getting Married To President Putin's Niece

NSA Whistleblower Edward Snowden Is On The Verge of Getting Married To President Putin's Niece

MOSCOW - The notorious National Security Agency leaker Edward Snowden recently talked with Vodkavich, the national news agency of Russia. He remarked that he feels like he has become part of the Russian family after having been graciously granted...

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Funny story: President Vladimir Putin Says That Thanks To Edward Snowden He Has Learned More About The United States Than He Could Ever Have Imagined

President Vladimir Putin Says That Thanks To Edward Snowden He Has Learned More About The United States Than He Could Ever Have Imagined

MOSCOW - Russian President Vladimir Putin recently told the Russian News Agency, Vodkavich, that granting NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden asylum is the greatest Russian accomplishment in over 60 years. President Putin added that the best politica...

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Funny story: Putin in the frame for Noballs Piss Prize

Putin in the frame for Noballs Piss Prize

Bloodyvostock - The bastard son of Pope Karol Wojtyla heads next year's nominations for the global PR gong after manfully jailing three protest singers from Russian girl band Pussy Riot. "It's made the world a safer place," committee organizer Dim...

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Funny story: Russia's Ban on Gays does not apply to Lesbians, Putin clarifies

Russia's Ban on Gays does not apply to Lesbians, Putin clarifies

In an Op Ed published in yesterday's late edition of the San Francisco Chronicle Russian President Vladimir Putin shed some much awaited light into the recent law enacted in his country banning public demonstration of gay activities. While same-se...

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Funny story: Syrian War Not Being Taken Syriously By Americans

Syrian War Not Being Taken Syriously By Americans

The American psyche sometimes goes through amazing changes. 12 years ago we couldn't wait to get our hands on that ultimate harbinger of evil Saddam Hussein and his dire WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION (GASP!!!!!!!) and to send his bad self to an early destiny with Hell (the Muslim one, not the Christian). Now, faced with a man just as repugnant who REALLY DOES HAVE WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION and H...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Demands To See President Putin's Birth Certificate

Donald Trump Demands To See President Putin's Birth Certificate

NEW YORK CITY - There is no one in the United States of America who is more into himself than Donald Trump. The man with the Hairdo From Hell cannot stand to not be in the country's spotlight and he has said in the past that he actually lives to b...

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