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Funny story: Aliens dump Woods

Aliens dump Woods

Chuggalug Heights, Montana - Today, startled witnesses saw a UFO land in downtown Chuggalug Heights and unceremoniously dump a naked Tiger Woods in the intersection. Woods reportedly started banging on the door of the craft demanding to be let back...

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Funny story: Martha Stewart Claims 'Tiger and I were just friends'

Martha Stewart Claims 'Tiger and I were just friends'

Perverted Press- Tali Wakker, a close friend of Martha Stewart reports that Stewart has a shrine to Tiger Woods in a closet off of her bedroom. When confronted with this allegation, Stewart admitted that there was a room where she kept a few Tiger...

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Funny story: Was Tiger Woods Wreck A Suicide Attempt?

Was Tiger Woods Wreck A Suicide Attempt?

After Tiger Woods doctor being taken into custody in Canada earlier and now the possibility that the Feds may be looking into legal action after hearing that a prostitute was flown to the Tiger by a sponsor, some are beginning to wonder about the acc...

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Funny story: Tiger in mercy dash to sex-crazed housewife in bid to prevent him becoming an endangered species.

Tiger in mercy dash to sex-crazed housewife in bid to prevent him becoming an endangered species.

It has been revealed that Tiger Woods has finally found an outlet for his special talents. The testosterone-laden sportsman will undertake a mercy visit to 39-year-old Santa Fe housewife Joleen Baughman, who was left suffering from chronic sexual des...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods Signs A $20 Million Contract To Be A Spokesman For Viagra

Tiger Woods Signs A $20 Million Contract To Be A Spokesman For Viagra

QUEBEC, Canada - Tiger Woods has been recently dropped by some of his advertising sponsors due to his involvement and participation in "Golf Gate." But there is a little glimmer of sunshine overlooking the cloudy 18th hole. It seems that the Canad...

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Funny story: Latex stock prices soar

Latex stock prices soar

Stock prices in the latex industry unexpectedly soared today when it was announced that Tiger Woods has instituted a new personal "safe sex" policy. Despite his recent fall-outs with Gillette and Accenture, it's rumored that the troubled world...

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Funny story: More Bad Economic News as Elin Woods Departs for Sweden Taking 25% of Nation's GNP With Her!

More Bad Economic News as Elin Woods Departs for Sweden Taking 25% of Nation's GNP With Her!

Secretary of State Tim Geithner announced more bad news for the sagging U.S. economy as he announced Tiger Woods' wife, Elin, was moving back to Sweden and taking 25% of the nation's Gross National Product with her! The now independently wealthy e...

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Funny story: Elin and Josefin Nordegren 2001 naked holographic pop-up advent calendar blamed for Tiger marriage woes

Elin and Josefin Nordegren 2001 naked holographic pop-up advent calendar blamed for Tiger marriage woes

Orlando, Fla - (Bare-Assed Cheek): A 2001 holographic pop-up advent calendar featuring partially clad Elin Nordegren and her stunning identical twin sister Josefin has been blamed as the root of Tiger Woods' marriage woes. The beautiful blonde blu...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods waxwork statue collapses in flames

Tiger Woods waxwork statue collapses in flames

London - (What-the-Blazes?): London's Madam Two-Swords waxwork museum was evacuated today after golfing pants on the Tiger Woods exhibit suddenly burst into flames. Firemen fought for nearly an hour trying to douse the blaze which seems to have s...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods Doctor Was Arrested For Carrying Growth Hormone At Canadian Border

Tiger Woods Doctor Was Arrested For Carrying Growth Hormone At Canadian Border

Despite the Tiger taking off and hiding in the jungle where a pursuer could get clubbed -and not necessarily from Tiger -more and more crap seems to be coming to the surface. Now it's being reported that his Canadian doctor, Dr. Anthony Galea, was...

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Funny story: Tiger "Cyber Girl" Loredana Jolie Says All She Wants For Christmas Is $2 Million!

Tiger "Cyber Girl" Loredana Jolie Says All She Wants For Christmas Is $2 Million!

NEW YORK CITY - Loredana Jolie is the first member of Tiger Woods "Scorecard Cutey Club" who is not from the United States. The beautiful blonde is originally from Sicily. She first came to the U.S. as a young teen. Back in Italy, her family owned...

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Funny story: Tiger's massive libido down to human growth hormone

Tiger's massive libido down to human growth hormone

Orlando, Fla - (Gonads): Sex-crazed golfing champ Tiger Woods doubled the size of his manhood overnight after just one shot of human growth hormone. Reports from Canada today suggested that sports injuries specialist Dr Tony Galea originally presc...

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Funny story: Tiger sex scandal: Oral Roberts drops dead from shock!

Tiger sex scandal: Oral Roberts drops dead from shock!

California - (Canny Linguist): Ten days media saturation of Tiger Woods shagging filth has proved too much for crusading tv proselytizer Oral Roberts. He dropped dead during a news broadcast about a lurid sex act between Tiger Woods and Orlando fu...

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Funny story: More 'Climategate' emails released - fresh scandal erupts

More 'Climategate' emails released - fresh scandal erupts

Ever since the 'Climategate' scandal broke in mid-November, many have noted that the e-mails and associated computer codes and files appear to have been 'cherry-picked'. That is to say, they are not a random sample of correspondence. 'Someone spe...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods To Temporarily Give Up Golf, Try Acting Role With Elin In Reality Movie

Tiger Woods To Temporarily Give Up Golf, Try Acting Role With Elin In Reality Movie

It's the hottest story of the year and now it may be made into a movie from both the view of Tiger Woods and his wife plus some other people involved! That's the latest in the Tiger Woods saga. Turning the whole sideshow into a movie may sound st...

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Funny story: Louis Farrakhan predicts Tiger conversion to Islam

Louis Farrakhan predicts Tiger conversion to Islam

New York - (Bigamists Anonymous): The Nation of Islam mouthpiece told a packed audience today he believes Tiger Woods will ditch his buddhism 'very soon' and convert like Cassius Clay. "Fornicatin with apostate hos is a grave spiritual error," Far...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods - "I Found Love In Susan Boyle's Breasts"

Tiger Woods - "I Found Love In Susan Boyle's Breasts"

(Defecated News) Times recently have been very hard for golfing legend Tiger Woods. The world was worried after his shit, womanly driving caused him to drive into a pole, and smash his face in. Nobody had any idea about what story was to unfold as a...

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