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Funny story: CIA Opens Bitch School for Terror Suspects

CIA Opens Bitch School for Terror Suspects

GUANTANIMO BAY, CUBA -- The Obama Administration has announced the closing of Camp X-Ray and the opening of a new, cutting edge prison for the detaining, interrogation, and disciplining of terrorists and other petulant monkeys. The facility is cal...

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Funny story: UK man thrown off train for writing song titles

UK man thrown off train for writing song titles

Train passengers need to check their train tickets very carefully before boarding their train. If you are intending to travel from Burntisland to Burnley or Warrington to Bangor ask the guard on the train if your ticket will pass stringent security c...

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Funny story: Islamic Extremists Issue Fatwa Against Naughty American Poodle

Islamic Extremists Issue Fatwa Against Naughty American Poodle

San Francisco- Incensed Islamic extremists issued a fatwa early this evening against an American Muslim Poodle accused of breeding with an infidel St. Bernard named Herb. "Crystal," the Standard Poodle in question, "has been seeing Herb at a local d...

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Funny story: Jihad Jane claims "I Didn't Do it"

Jihad Jane claims "I Didn't Do it"

Jihad Jane the alleged female terrorist has appeared in court in Philadelphia charged with a terrorist plot. Jihad Jane however when asked how do you plead said "I Didn't Do It". The Blonde with a face like a half chewed caramel has put in as spe...

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Funny story: Eric Holder: "Osama bin Laden Will Never Face Trial"

Eric Holder: "Osama bin Laden Will Never Face Trial"

WASHINGTON, DC - In an unexpected and casual conversation, Eric Holder explained his certainty of Osama bin Laden never facing a courtroom on charges of terrorism. Eric Holder: He's just so smart ... and witty ... and hard-working ... and dedicate...

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Funny story: Suspected Terrorist Dogs to be targeted next

Suspected Terrorist Dogs to be targeted next

Suspected terrorist dogs are to be taken from their owners under the Prevention of Terrorism Act. The dogs include all Afghan dogs, Afghan Collies, Afghan Hounds, Afghan Retrievers, Afghan Sheepdogs and Afghan Spaniels. Jack Russell Terrorists ar...

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Funny story: Al Qaeda on Strike

Al Qaeda on Strike

Suicide bombers in Britain are set to begin a three-day strike on Monday in a dispute over the number of virgins they are entitled to in the afterlife. Emergency talks with Al Qaeda have so far failed to produce an agreement. BA negotiators have been...

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Funny story: Jihad Jane Claims On Terrorism: "It was performance art."

Jihad Jane Claims On Terrorism: "It was performance art."

(Philadelphia-PA) Colleen Renee LaRose, the "Jihad Jade" of YouTube, has dropped a bomb and not of the terrorist variety. As she sits in her federal prison cell awaiting trail for recruiting Muslim extremists, LaRose claims it was "all performance a...

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Funny story: Jihad Jane's existence first reported by satire site in January

Jihad Jane's existence first reported by satire site in January

London - (Peroxide Ass Mess): A report back in January by Spoof writer Queen Mudder first exposed the existence of a 'dumb blond granny' suicide bomber linked to yesterday's arrest of Irish Al-Qaeda suspects. Forty-six year-old peroxide grandma Fa...

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Funny story: Jihad Jane the World's Dumb Blonde Terrorist

Jihad Jane the World's Dumb Blonde Terrorist

Colleen R LaRose a 46 year old Blonde American woman dubbed herself Jihad Jane. She was intent on recruiting terrorists using the internet and plotting to attack targets in Europe. Jihad Jane was so dumb she tried to recruit people using you tube...

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Funny story: Terrorist's Feelings Hurt

Terrorist's Feelings Hurt

The war on terror has been officially called off in the wake of charges that American Navy SEALs hurt a terrorists feelings, a Pentagon spokesman said in today's briefing. The three Navy SEALs, facing court-martial for accusations of abusing a ter...

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Funny story: Gordon Brown Unveils New Anti-Terrorism Strategy

Gordon Brown Unveils New Anti-Terrorism Strategy

The Prime Minister has revealed the new anti-terrorism strategy at the annual Labour Conference yesterday. Labelled ''The Five Finger Pointed Perpendicular Pre-emptive Prevention Placement Against Terrorism at Home and Abroad'' or Five P's in layman...

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Funny story: Dissident Nationalists Call for Full "80's Revival"

Dissident Nationalists Call for Full "80's Revival"

The political stalemate in Ulster was shaken to within inches of its life today when revivalist nationalists once again showed why all car insurance ads carry the caption "Excludes NI". In a coded statement, the retro-obsessed terrorists, gave war...

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Funny story: Military Academy Next To Extremist Mosque Causes A Stir

Military Academy Next To Extremist Mosque Causes A Stir

A large military academy has been built close to a Mosque run by extremists, causing worshippers to complain. The Sandshoe Academy will be used to train officer cadets. However, nearby is the Mohammad Hurst Mosque. Imam Mohammad Al Kaeeda sai...

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Funny story: Americans were Rebels, Terrorists & Insurgents

Americans were Rebels, Terrorists & Insurgents

Early Americans were labelled Rebels,Terrorists & Insurgents when the American Revolution started with the famous Boston Tea Party. American Historian William Washington has researched Americas bitter fight against English Rule and discovered...

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Funny story: Suicide Bombers threat of Strike Action

Suicide Bombers threat of Strike Action

Terrorist suicide bombers in Britain are set to begin a three-day strike on Monday in a dispute over the number of virgins they are entitled to in the afterlife. Emergency talks with Al Qaeda management have so far failed to produce an agreement.

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Funny story: Bin Laden, Al Qaida Network Disappointed in Ratings

Bin Laden, Al Qaida Network Disappointed in Ratings

Osama Bin Laden and the Al Qaida Network are at odds after Bin Laden's latest videos failed to muster viewers. The disappointment is especially bitter for the Al Qaida Network, which had high hopes for the videos after switching the timing of their r...

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