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Funny story: Obama wants investigation into Secret Service sex scandal

Obama wants investigation into Secret Service sex scandal

WASHINGTON --- President Obama has appointed a Blue Ribbon Commission to investigate the integrity of the Secret Service, following reports of $47 happy meals with hookers in Cartagena, Columbia.

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Funny story: Brits prefer fatty snacks than steamy sex!

Brits prefer fatty snacks than steamy sex!

65% of UK citizens prefer indulging in a bag of crisps or a pizza rather than having "hot sex"; a latest survey has proven. In fact choccy biscuits and doughnuts are more loved before people got to bed than a lovely "hot sausage" in the "hot cross bu...

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Funny story: Confusion at 'NI cops sent sexagerian texts' headline

Confusion at 'NI cops sent sexagerian texts' headline

Sussex - A sixty-something lady from Bognor has complained about misleading headlines blaming policemen, suspected of receiving News International bungs, for sending her inappropriate S&M texts. Retired soprano Mrs Aida Bumburst said today the...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton's Vagina Disappointed By Not Making Any Public Appearences

Paris Hilton's Vagina Disappointed By Not Making Any Public Appearences

Paris Hilton has been flying below the radar lately much to the dismay of her vagina. Paris use to be infamous for flaunting her privates in public. Paris was in fact the catalyst behind all the Lindsay Lohan flashes and Britney Spears splashes.

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Funny story: Mature Woman In Internet Ad Demands A Bloody Good Seeing To

Mature Woman In Internet Ad Demands A Bloody Good Seeing To

One of the mature women featured on obscure comedy website, TheSpoof.co.uk has grown tired of appealing for a date, and has demanded that she be given, in her own words: "A bloody good seeing to." Elsie Freckle, 54, of Littlehampton announced that...

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Funny story: Carpet Fitter Hailed A Hero

Carpet Fitter Hailed A Hero

A carpet fitter from North Kensington, London, has been hailed a hero after having sex with his neighbour's parrot, Charlie, to calm it down during a fit of rage. Adam Wells, 32, dashed to the rescue of eighty-two-year-old Olive Lilley after Charlie,...

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Funny story: Nudge, Nudge. Ginsberg Goes!

Nudge, Nudge. Ginsberg Goes!

Is she a goer? Nudge, nudge. Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Is she a goer? Does she go? Does she go? Ay, Ay, does she go? I bet she does! I bet she does! Nudge, nudge. Of course, as any fan of Monty Python knows, in this famous humorous...

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Funny story: Sex-Addicted Apes Facing Extinction, Have Sex Every Few Minutes

Sex-Addicted Apes Facing Extinction, Have Sex Every Few Minutes

The Bonobo "Whoopee" Apes in the Democratic Republic of the Congo are becoming extinct even though they have sex every few minutes, even while they're eating. "It is an amazing fact", stated Penelope Swinger of one Bonobo Sanctuary in the central...

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Funny story: Santorum: I Will Tax Woodies, Condoms, Semen

Santorum: I Will Tax Woodies, Condoms, Semen

RED BANK, NJ (AP) While stumping in New Jersey, Rick Santorum (R-13th Century) proposed new legislation that he says will simultaneously reduce abortions, pay off the national debt, and promote traditional marriage. The new law, titled "Life Begins a...

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Funny story: Spoof Writer Goes From Gags to Riches

Spoof Writer Goes From Gags to Riches

London UK: Harry Phelps on his way to work at "The Spoof" was nearly hit by a chauffeur driven Bentley, as he stepped off the curb in front of the Bank Street Underground station. Harry was dusting himself off and cursing that he had looked to th...

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Funny story: 73-Year-Old Newspaper Editor Dies After Sex With 22-Year-Old

73-Year-Old Newspaper Editor Dies After Sex With 22-Year-Old

The editor of the Oregonian Organ's Editorial Pages for many years has died of cardiac arrest following having sex with a young lady he has apparently been helping through college for some time now. The young lady told police officers that Dwight...

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Funny story: Extrovert Condom a Must Have at Austin's South by Southwest Conference

Extrovert Condom a Must Have at Austin's South by Southwest Conference

The accidental maker of the Extrovert Pants, popular in London, has developed the Extrovert Condom in time for it to hit the streets in Austin this week for the South by Southwest Interactive Conference. While The Spoof's booth was not in a premi...

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Funny story: U.S. Economy Stronger; Bubble Gum and Condom Sales Skyrocket

U.S. Economy Stronger; Bubble Gum and Condom Sales Skyrocket

Leading economic indicators show the U.S. economy growing stronger, influencing the recovery of world markets and bolstering consumer confidence. Non durable goods distributors report record sales on "feel good" items like bubble gum and condoms.

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Funny story: X-Files Scully (Gillian Anderson) Admits She Swings Four Ways!

X-Files Scully (Gillian Anderson) Admits She Swings Four Ways!

Talk about a confession, actress Gillian Anderson told reporters yesterday that she "Swings Four-Ways" sexually. How's that again? Her bisexuality comes out in the latest issue of "Out" magazine where Ms. Anderson that she had had lesbian affai...

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Funny story: Know-It-All Teenager Informs Friends Sex Is When The Man Jizzes On The Woman's Tits

Know-It-All Teenager Informs Friends Sex Is When The Man Jizzes On The Woman's Tits

PALO ALTO--In the age of the internet, few things get by the average wise-ass teenager, especially not the secrets of sex and reproduction. So when local 14-year-old Daniel Weatherby correctly guessed his mother's site blocker password to be her cat...

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Funny story: Common Queer Traits

Common Queer Traits

Charles Darwin (1809 - 1882), an English naturalist, said all species originate from common ancestry. Well, if the idea is true, then the genes of our ancestors must be present in us. For instance, there is a trait in many people who have a tendency to worship masters. A second trait is a personality disorder found in a number of people, a disorder which is called grandiosity, an unrealistic...

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Funny story: How to win the heart of a woman

How to win the heart of a woman

Our world is full of triviality and absurdity; some are ignorable; some, disturbing. In certain parts of the world, cheap impostors normally attach themselves to various authorities, dead or alive. One simple scheme is quoting. Episode 1 here is a harmless quoting, but the second episodes are somehow disturbing. Episode I: My old grandma was naturally spiritual. Since we had no clock around the...

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