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Funny story: F.B.I. Begin Hunt for Terrorist Butterfly

F.B.I. Begin Hunt for Terrorist Butterfly

Inspired by the popular science notion that a butterfly flapping its wings in one part of the world can cause a hurricane in another part of the world, the F.B.I. has begun a search for the butterfly that was responsible for the recent Hurricane Katr...

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Funny story: Animal type tests get renewed backing by mother-in-laws

Animal type tests get renewed backing by mother-in-laws

The European league of evil mother-in-laws and mad dogs has given their backing to further animal type experiments on their son-in-laws. However, the British Association for the Advancement of Science (BA) has declared that the intense pain and suffe...

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Funny story: Suit Would Force F.D.A. to Deregulate Added Salt

Suit Would Force F.D.A. to Deregulate Added Salt

WASHINGTON, Feb. 24 - The Center for Science in the Public Interest filed a lawsuit on Thursday in the United States Court of Appeals here to force the Food and Drug Administration to deregulate sodium in processed foods. "Increasing the sodium co...

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Funny story: Harvard Should Drop Math and Science for Women Says University's President

Harvard Should Drop Math and Science for Women Says University's President

UTICA, N.Y. - Harvard President Lawrence H. Summers, who created a firestorm when he suggested two weeks ago that biological differences between the sexes may explain why fewer women succeed in math and science careers, now wants Harvard to stop offe...

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Funny story: Aussie Scientists Use Insect Swarms For Next Generation Of Weapons

Aussie Scientists Use Insect Swarms For Next Generation Of Weapons

Australian scientists are using the collective intelligence found in insect swarms to develop the next generation of high-tech military hardware. Alex Ryan who heads a team from the Defense, Science and Technology Organisation says they are developin...

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Funny story: Sex Causes Babies - So Chinese Say

Sex Causes Babies - So Chinese Say

Scientists in the People's Republic of China announced findings today which suggest that sexual intercourse leads to pregnancy. Long believed in the closed ranks of Chinese science to be nothing more than western propaganda, the findings came as a c...

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Funny story: Mad Tramp Discovers Portal to the Year 2050 Inside a Dead Racoon Carcass

Mad Tramp Discovers Portal to the Year 2050 Inside a Dead Racoon Carcass

Cleveland OH - Mad old tramp Elmer Brinkley shocked the world of science today by discovering a time portal to the year 2050 inside the rotting carcass of a dead racoon today.

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Funny story: New research suggests that gravity is a hoax

New research suggests that gravity is a hoax

New studies from the Science Department at Cambridge University suggest that gravity is in fact a hoax. Scientists believe that if we jump as high as we can, with the same thrust as a Shuttle, we could be in space before we know it.

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Funny story: Killer Cicadas

Killer Cicadas

This is a true story by Maggie Fox, Health and Science Correspondent for Reuters.

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Funny story: British Musician, Blinded 22 Years Ago, Has Vision Restored By "SCIENCE!!"

British Musician, Blinded 22 Years Ago, Has Vision Restored By "SCIENCE!!"

(London) Musician Thomas Dolby, 45, who had been blinded 22 years ago in an unfortunate incident, had his sight restored today by Surgeons at London's Stanley Baldwin Ophthalmological Institute.

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Funny story: Science Classes Not Fun Enough, Says Panel of Goddamn Hippies

Science Classes Not Fun Enough, Says Panel of Goddamn Hippies

WASHINGTON - College science lectures are too boring and need to be replaced with fun stuff where students can be lulled into believing that people working with dangerous chemicals and radioactive materials don't actually need to know any theory befo...

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Funny story: Fuzzy Science

Fuzzy Science

April 6,2004 The Administration went on the offensive yet again today to defend itself against accusations that it has distorted scientific fin...

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Funny story: Miracle Rescue Bid a Complete Success

Miracle Rescue Bid a Complete Success

From our Science Consultant, Dr Oliver Postgate - After what had been written off as a complete disaster only weeks ago, the UK's plucky Beagle 2 Mars project received a welcome boost today, when news was released of a dramatic rescue involving six...

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Funny story: Logic: A Thing of the Past

Logic: A Thing of the Past

After careful deliberation, the National Science Board decided logic is an outdated principle. As a result, it is expected that logic will be removed from all day-to-day applications. Logically, however, that is unlikely to occur.

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Funny story: Scientists Solve Shrinking Saga

Scientists Solve Shrinking Saga

Novice scientists working in Ottehg University's science labs have rocked the world with the incredible completion of the final vital steps of their work on a Shrinking Formula.

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Funny story: Is Religion too easy?

Is Religion too easy?

Religion versus science or science versus religion - whichever way you look at it, it the same question.

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Funny story: Scientists Invent REAL Self Basting Turkey in time for Christmas

Scientists Invent REAL Self Basting Turkey in time for Christmas

Geneticists at Lancaster University have announced that they have invented the world's first self-basting turkey - that actually pours its own juices back over itself while it is being cooked.

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