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Funny story: Teachers Union eradicates pupil problems

Teachers Union eradicates pupil problems

Truancy, Health and Safety issues, physical and sexual abuse and bullying have all be eradicated in every British school thanks to positive action by the teaching union. In a statement issued earlier today, the union has confirmed that British Sch...

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Funny story: Teacher's Human Rights Violated as Students Don't Let Him Join In Marbles

Teacher's Human Rights Violated as Students Don't Let Him Join In Marbles

In Finland yesterday, a teacher issued a complaint to the National Education Board after being victim to a violation of human rights. Mr Brian Svornson, 28, issued the complaint after he claimed that his students "would not allow him to join in...

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Funny story: Zero Tolerance Tested as Scary Jimmy Brings Gun to School

Zero Tolerance Tested as Scary Jimmy Brings Gun to School

Slumville, Texas - Jimmy Rock, 6, carried out his plan for mass destruction at his elementary school last Wednesday at Hell-Hole Elementary. He brought his Nerf gun (a high powered toy gun equipped with scary bullets) to school and held Sally's...

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Funny story: American Election Is Actually A School Captain Election

American Election Is Actually A School Captain Election

Not so long ago, America produced great Presidents and inspirational world statesmen, but today all great ex-Presidents, from George Washington to F D Roosevelt, must be turning in their graves as the sun sets on the American Empire, and on the presi...

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Funny story: Mr. Smyth Goes to Washington

Mr. Smyth Goes to Washington

Jack Smyth was born in a small mining town in the Southwestern United States. His early childhood schooling in grades K through six was average. Jack also hated to play tag at recess. During his high school years Jack barely passed history and managed to totally avoid math and any kind of science, but did receive a general high school diploma. The high school yearbook photograph shows a handsome s...

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Funny story: Eggs To Get A Makeover, No Yolk-ing!

Eggs To Get A Makeover, No Yolk-ing!

Young enterprising schoolkids from all over Scotland have been invited by the Poultry and Egg Society to help give Eggs a new image.

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Funny story: School Holidays are to be abolished

School Holidays are to be abolished

A Government think-tank has advised that British schools are not teaching children enough and that the best solution would be to abolish holidays altogether. In spite of record numbers

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Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens Goes Into Labor While Filming High School Musical 3!!

Vanessa Hudgens Goes Into Labor While Filming High School Musical 3!!

We all know that, High School Musical star, Vanessa Hudgens was preganant by co-star, Zac Efron. Well, one day when they were all filming, Vanessa started yelling and screaming, that her water broke (as she got pregnant last year.)...

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Funny story: Geography Teacher Plot to Bore Students to Death Uncovered

Geography Teacher Plot to Bore Students to Death Uncovered

Teachers at a high school in De Moines, Iowa, had been planning to bore all their pupils to death - by changing schedules so that every class would be a geography lesson - in a revenge attack for the students inabil...

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Funny story: Entire Sixth Form Expelled for being on Grass

Entire Sixth Form Expelled for being on Grass

All 100 pupils of a Scottish School were sent home on their last day of school for playing an end-of-term joke. The pupils had been drinking and were quite 'merry' and so decided to pull a stunt that would be forever enshrined in the history...

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Funny story: SATS tests are too taxing, says teacher

SATS tests are too taxing, says teacher

Standard Assessment Tests (SATs) are too difficult, say Britain's teachers, who struggle to mark the papers.

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Funny story: 1 Million School Children Missing

1 Million School Children Missing

The entire Bush Mob and staff left town today and began gathering up all the children in the United States.

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Funny story: Liberty Man Strikes a Blow against Zero Tolerance

Liberty Man Strikes a Blow against Zero Tolerance

Pleasantville, KS - A masked man in a black-and-gold caped costume crashed through the ceiling of the office at Joe Sixpack Middle School, introduced himself as "Liberty Man," and threatened to confiscate the principal's car unless he r...

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Funny story: Bush Names Ketchup an Entree in School Lunches

Bush Names Ketchup an Entree in School Lunches

In the hard times in the Reagan years, ketchup was named a vegetable in public school lunchrooms by Republican appointed nutritionists. In the age of childhood obesity, schools have been moving to healthier lunches and nutritious breakfast programs i...

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Funny story: Major Breakthrough in Pathology

Major Breakthrough in Pathology

SKOKIE, Illinois (AP) -- Scientists at Devonshire Elementary rejoiced today as newly discovered evidence pointed the way to a stunning pathological breakthrough. According to new research, the debilitating disease known as "Cooties" is now...

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Funny story: Teachers Strike Sparks Nationwide Happiness!

Teachers Strike Sparks Nationwide Happiness!

A teacher's strike which could see millions of kids better off has been praised by politicians and adults the length and breadth of Britain.

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Funny story: Bush Admits to Filling His Pants on 911.

Bush Admits to Filling His Pants on 911.

'Okay, okay I pooped them,' President George Bush admitted at today's press conference. This response came after a flurry of questions about his gormless look, while he continued to read 'My Pet Goat' with them school kids, after his secret service agent told him about the attacks. 'When he said, Mr President, we need to go - I suddenly realised how much I needed to g...

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