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Funny story: John McCain Says He Will Run For President In 2012 With Bristol "The Pistol" Palin As His Vice President

John McCain Says He Will Run For President In 2012 With Bristol "The Pistol" Palin As His Vice President

PHOENIX - Senator John McCain, who along with Sarah Palin ran as the GOP presidential ticket in 2008 and lost, has just made a dramatic 2012 presidential race announcement. The Arizona senator has told The View's Joy Behar that he is planning on r...

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Funny story: "Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska" - Sarah Palin Remarks "Gosh Darnit Is It Friggin Cold Up Here Or Am I Just Glad To See Ya?"

"Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska" - Sarah Palin Remarks "Gosh Darnit Is It Friggin Cold Up Here Or Am I Just Glad To See Ya?"

WASILLA - In the latest installment of Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska we see the "You Betcha" gal heading up north, past the Arctic Circle, past the Land of the Eskimos, and even past Santa Claus Land, with her dad Chucky Palin and Palin family friend S...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Sleeps with Karl Rove

Sarah Palin Sleeps with Karl Rove

Washington--Sarah Palin isn't denying rumors she slept with Karl Rove to get him to say something positive about her. "I won't say that Karlly and I slept together. I will just say that the mainstream media just wants us to hookup and put our feu...

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Funny story: Kate Gosselin Tells Sarah Palin to Kiss her A**

Kate Gosselin Tells Sarah Palin to Kiss her A**

Kate Gosselin is hopping mad after viewing Sarah Palin's reality television show last night. Of all the footage shot, Gosselin claims TLC chose the stuff that made her look like a spoiled prima dona. She is, of course, referring to the much-anticipat...

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Funny story: Santa Got Shot Down by Sarah Palin

Santa Got Shot Down by Sarah Palin

Santa got shot down by Sarah Palin Flyin' over Alaska, yes sirree She said we don't need no socialistic Brainwash in the land of the free She'd been drinkin' lots of strong tea Sarah wandered out the door Grabbed her rifle from the pickup And she swaggered on to settle up a score We found Santa in the mornin' Face-down in the Alaska snow Sarah said to us, "Gosh, darn it Ya know that...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Is Furious At American Idol For Turning Down Piper Palin

Sarah Palin Is Furious At American Idol For Turning Down Piper Palin

WASILLA - Well it appears as if the "Mama Grizzly" has her claws out. Sarah Palin, the former governor of Alaska, who resigned the job that the citizens of Alaska voted her to do, so that she could star in her very own reality show, Sarah Palin's...

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Funny story: Alaskans vs. State of Alaska and Sarah Palin

Alaskans vs. State of Alaska and Sarah Palin

April 1, 2012 - A group of concerned animals and citizens of Alaska has filed a wrongful nomination suit against the State of Alaska for creating an "attractive nuisance" that has resulted in the nomination of Sarah Palin for President of the United...

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Funny story: Palin Presidency Assured in 2012

Palin Presidency Assured in 2012

Political analysts said today a new poll of American politicians indicates Sarah Palin will be the next President of the U.S., due solely to the fact no one will run for the job. The poll found any American with brains would be leaving the countr...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Blames Toilet Paper Shortage in California on President Obama

Sarah Palin Blames Toilet Paper Shortage in California on President Obama

The Sarah Palin Blame Game is revving up full steam ahead against anything remotely to do or not to do with this country's beleaguered President. Palin learned early on that taking swipes at the current administration is good for her public image eve...

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Funny story: "Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska" Has Been Voted The Best Fishing Show In The History Of Fish

"Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska" Has Been Voted The Best Fishing Show In The History Of Fish

WASILLA - The Third installment of Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska has eclipsed the viewer numbers of the first two shows. Executives for the TLC Network Burgess Flackbubble and Irving Castowitz are so thrilled with the shows amazing ratings that they...

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Funny story: Palin Lashes out against North Dakota Dictator Kim Jong-il

Palin Lashes out against North Dakota Dictator Kim Jong-il

Sounding more presidential than ever, Sarah Palin took time out from her reality television show and book signing engagements yesterday to speak out strongly against Generalissimo Kim Jong-il. "America cannot stand idly by while a foreign dictator...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Demands That President Obama Invade South Korea Immediately!

Sarah Palin Demands That President Obama Invade South Korea Immediately!

WASILLA - Sarah Palin sat smiling on her frozen front porch in her home on Lake Lucille, which she has dubbed, Casa Moscow. The former governor of the Iceberg State repeated the statement that she had made to Glenn Beck that the United States has...

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Funny story: "Sexist Bastards!........you like my ass?"

"Sexist Bastards!........you like my ass?"

Sarah Palin appeared on the Sean Hannity program last night and, once again, took off on the media. "Sexist Bastards," Palin said in a harsh voice. "It's hard enough to be a woman in every day life, but running for political office just makes you a target for these slime balls!" "I agree with you," said Hannity. "You deserve better than that, Sarah. Everyone should be judged on their qualificat...

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Funny story: Palin gives Glenn Beck Dressing Down over Korean Crisis Gaffe

Palin gives Glenn Beck Dressing Down over Korean Crisis Gaffe

In yet another example of just how far along Sarah Palin has come from the days of being accused of not knowing her geography, it is being reported that she is now taking on Glenn Beck by letting him know just exactly how wrong he is about the Korean...

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Funny story: Palin on Video Gung Ho to ATTACK RUSSIA and No New START Treaty!

Palin on Video Gung Ho to ATTACK RUSSIA and No New START Treaty!

Being the President of the United States of America is a job. Two years ago Charles Gibson of ABC gave Vice Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin a job interview. It was like a job interview of Sarah Palin and a chess game, to see how well Sarah Palin t...

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Funny story: War between Barbara Bush and Sarah Palin Heats Up

War between Barbara Bush and Sarah Palin Heats Up

It is becoming increasingly clear that the established Republicans don't have much love for Ms. Sarah Palin. And it is also becoming crystal clear that Sarah Palin couldn't give a rat's ass if they do or not. In fact, she is going out of her way, it...

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Funny story: Future News: Palin Actually Wins 2012 Race

Future News: Palin Actually Wins 2012 Race

(Published in 2012) - WASHINGTON, D.C. - The whole world had to eat its words today, as Sarah Palin won the presidental race for the Republicans. The race was hard-fought, with either Democrat hopefuls Obama or Hillary Clinton, or Republican James...

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