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Funny story: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Sign To Star In "Oops - The Jesse James and Sandra Bullock Story"

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Sign To Star In "Oops - The Jesse James and Sandra Bullock Story"

LONDON - Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were in London taking in the sights. London native Pattinson was showing Kristen Big Ben, the clock tower, not 6 foot 11, Ben Clutterbuck who used to be the goalie for Chelsea. Kris who is not exactly...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson pissed as a newt

Robert Pattinson pissed as a newt

Robert Pattinson the young star of that vampire Movie, Twilight, got totally pissed yesterday after drinking far to much while partying to celebrate his new Movie REMEMBER ME. Outside the Ivy Club in London at Twilight Pattinson was being helped b...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Seen With Nina Dobrev Of The Vampire Diaries

Robert Pattinson Seen With Nina Dobrev Of The Vampire Diaries

Whoa! Someone has their vampire shows mixed as several tabloids showed Robert Pattinson with Nina Dobrev on his arm headed to a private showing of a new movie and some TV episodes, where reporters weren't allowed inside. However, "ushers", if you...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Attends Launch Of New National Daily Newspaper

Robert Pattinson Attends Launch Of New National Daily Newspaper

Twilight star Robert Pattinson this morning attended the launch of the UK's first new national daily newspaper since The Independent as Guest of Honour. Taking time out from his busy schedule, the world's hottest movie star appeared relaxed and conte...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Often Go Out Together In Disguise

Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Often Go Out Together In Disguise

Hollywood's Twilight superstars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart today revealed that they often go out together in disguise, so as to escape unwanted attention from fans and critics both. These days the couple have gotten the disguising thing...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson - The Modest Superstar Gets Bigger And Bigger

Robert Pattinson - The Modest Superstar Gets Bigger And Bigger

It was a modest Robert Pattinson who ventured into Leicester Square in front of legions of adoring fans for the premiere of his new movie, 'Remember Me.' Pattinson, 23 and rapidly becoming the world's biggest box office draw should by rights have...

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Funny story: Review: Speed 3 Camera

Review: Speed 3 Camera

As chief reviewer at TheSpoof.com, I was delighted to be offered the third in the trilogy of Speed films, starring Sandra Bollock. The review copy came from my contact down the local hostelry, who assured me that the film would be suitable for Jewish families, in that it was Kosher. I remember the initial two parts to this highly successful film franchise. The first saw Bollock as an unconvinci...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson to join Druids at Stonehenge annual Spring Equinox rite

Robert Pattinson to join Druids at Stonehenge annual Spring Equinox rite

London - (Rite of Spring): Remember Me and Twilight star Robert Pattinson is to be initiated into the Ancient British Order of Bards and Druids at the annual Vernal Equinox ritual at Stonehenge on Saturday. The day marks the solar ingress into the...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart Marriage? Ask "Werewolf" Chaske Spencer

Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart Marriage? Ask "Werewolf" Chaske Spencer

Actor Chaske of the Twilight series is a rare one. He doesn't mind talking to the press and will usually stop for a few words even if the questions are about his fellow actors instead of himself. "Yeah, most questions I get are about Robert &...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Refuse To Appear In Any More Pointless News Items

Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Refuse To Appear In Any More Pointless News Items

Twilight stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have announced that they will no longer be appearing in pointless news items, misleading stories, and insubstantial fabrications - as of now. "It's all gotten to be a little too much," Kristen to...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart were invited to an Irish Bar

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart were invited to an Irish Bar

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were invited by a friend to an Irish Bar in New York for St Patricks Day. While they were there they met an Irishman called Cillian Murphy known to his friends as Silly. "I know your face from somewhere,I am su...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart ask Eddie The Eagle to cross the Channel on water skies

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart ask Eddie The Eagle to cross the Channel on water skies

After watching Christine Bleakley the One Show presenter cross the English Channel on water skies,Robert Pattinson & Kirsten Stewart have been discussing who could do it better. Pattinson reckons that Eddie the Eagle former winter Olympic ski...

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Funny story: Twilight 'Eclipse' Trailer Causes Net Meltdown

Twilight 'Eclipse' Trailer Causes Net Meltdown

The internet release of the trailer for the third instalment in the Twilight series, Eclipse had technicians the world over working flat out to sustain internet services as an estimated 11 billion people tuned in to see where Rob Patz, K Stew, Tay La...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Promises The "Twi-Hards" That He Isn't Hanging Up His Fangs Just Yet

Robert Pattinson Promises The "Twi-Hards" That He Isn't Hanging Up His Fangs Just Yet

BOSTON - The Twilight Saga series star Robert Pattinson was in town to shoot a commercial for Boston Baked Beans. After the fifth take and his sixth bowl of beans the director yelled cut and that it was a wrap. Pattinson then sat down with a repor...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart: Pattinson, Lautner Will Cause Me To Have A Heart Attack

Kristen Stewart: Pattinson, Lautner Will Cause Me To Have A Heart Attack

Actress Kristen Stewart says that between the two of them, Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner will be the death of her. "I want the guys to know that I can 'take it' and that I appreciate jokes and having fun but between the Twilight movies and t...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart have been following stories about Planet X

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart have been following stories about Planet X

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have been following the stories on the television and the internet about Planet X or Nibiru. Pattinson says that he checks up on a daily basis on any new stories on Planet X as he is fascinated with the subject.

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Funny story: Piers Morgan Rates Cheryl Cole Higher Than Robert Pattinson And Susan Boyle But Not As High As Simon Cowell

Piers Morgan Rates Cheryl Cole Higher Than Robert Pattinson And Susan Boyle But Not As High As Simon Cowell

In what was most certainly a weekend to forget for Britain's tabloid editors, there was one news item which was actually true, swirling around out there amongst all the slings and arrows of outrageous fiction. A former tabloid editor himself (Unti...

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