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Funny story: Obama places political opponents on CIA's kill or capture list

Obama places political opponents on CIA's kill or capture list

Last week was a historical moment for assassinations, as the US shot a missile at it's first US citizen, Omar al Awlaki. Jay Carney, the white house press secretary, claimed that this was the first of many actions that will make America more American...

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Funny story: God apologizes for massive loss of life

God apologizes for massive loss of life

In an emotional interview, God, the Supreme Ruler of the universe, has tearfully apologized for the massive loss of life that occurred on his watch during the last ten years. Earthquakes, tsunamis, hurricanes and terrorist attacks have claimed hun...

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Funny story: Obamacoccus Outbreak Hits the USA

Obamacoccus Outbreak Hits the USA

Atlanta GA: The Center for Democratic Containment (CDC) announced that the Obamacoccus virus, sometimes called the Democratic liberal left disease, has made a comeback after a 30 year absence. The new vicious strain of the virus is known to cause hum...

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Funny story: Executive Order: Governor Rick Perry Outlaws Condom Sales In Texas

Executive Order: Governor Rick Perry Outlaws Condom Sales In Texas

AUSTIN (AP) Late yesterday, Texas Governor and recently announced Republican candidate for President, Rick Perry, announced that he had issued an executive order that in effect, prohibits the sale of condoms in Texas. In a widely televised and in...

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Funny story: Bachmann on Leno: admits error re. HPV vaccine comment, says instead that it causes lesbianism

Bachmann on Leno: admits error re. HPV vaccine comment, says instead that it causes lesbianism

HOLLYWOOD, Calif.--Michele Bachmann followed in Obama's footsteps by putting her foot in her mouth on "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno." When Leno pressed Bachmann on the topic regarding the HPV vaccine, Bachmann conceded, "Well, I wasn't speaking...

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Funny story: The Burger King enters the Republican presidential race

The Burger King enters the Republican presidential race

Miami, Florida - Overthrown last month in a corporate food fight, the Burger King has vowed to regain his kingdom - the home of the Whopper - by becoming President of the United States. "I have been deposed by a pack of jackals and knaves," the ki...

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Funny story: Republicans and Democrats reconcile to gang up on America

Republicans and Democrats reconcile to gang up on America

Washington, DC - Stung by what might be the lowest job approval rating in the history of work, leading politicians from both political parties have put their differences aside to team up and go after the American public. "The war between Democra...

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Funny story: Herman Cain's 999 Plan Nixed

Herman Cain's 999 Plan Nixed

The Tea Party has failed to support Republican hopeful Herman Cain's plan for tax reform. The plan, which calls for a 9% personal income tax, 9% federal sales tax, and 9% corporate tax, is referred to as the "999" plan. Despite the fact that this...

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Funny story: Republicans Tout Tax Cuts Create Two Jobs

Republicans Tout Tax Cuts Create Two Jobs

Washington--Republicans are touting the creation of two jobs created this week by their tax cut legislation. The two jobs created were at Liberty Consulting, a lobbyist firm of Virginia Thomas, the wife of Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas. T...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Names Her Black Dildo Obama - How Deep Will She Go On Her Attacks?

Sarah Palin Names Her Black Dildo Obama - How Deep Will She Go On Her Attacks?

The darling of the tea party movement, who has yet to decide if she is going to put herself forward for the republican race for the White House, has said she finally has found a way to channel her anger at Barack Obama which is worse now than when he...

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Funny story: Oscar Goodman endorses Ron Jeremy for president

Oscar Goodman endorses Ron Jeremy for president

LAS VEGAS - Former Las Vegas Mayor Oscar Goodman has officially endorsed porn star Ron Jeremy for president in 2012. Pursuant to Goodman, not only has Ron Jeremy contributed to economic growth since the porn industry has been a multi-billion doll...

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Funny story: Coalition for Barefoot Politicians blasts Congresswoman Shelley Berkley

Coalition for Barefoot Politicians blasts Congresswoman Shelley Berkley

WASHINGTON - Faye Kerr, president of Coalition for Barefoot Politicians, issued a statement blasting Congresswoman Shelley Berkley for shoe shopping. "As president of Coalition for Barefoot Politicians, I find Congresswoman Berkley's shoe shopping...

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Funny story: Actor joins list of candidates for Republican Party

Actor joins list of candidates for Republican Party

He has always wanted to help people, but nothing ever came easy. That is, until a Republican nomination, and an unprecedented press campaign led to great possibilities. Now he finds himself being carried away by circumstances beyond his control. F...

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Funny story: Washington Republicans Form New Team for the 2012 Season

Washington Republicans Form New Team for the 2012 Season

Washington DC: The Washington Republicans are staging a comeback. A new team General Manager Reince Priebus of Wisconsin has replaced Michel Steele of Maryland. Mr. Steele only won one third of the games played in 2010, but he is credited with "the H...

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Funny story: Cruise Ship Barack Obama Hits Iceberg

Cruise Ship Barack Obama Hits Iceberg

Halifax Nova Scotia: The Canadian government is reporting that the Cruise Ship Barack Obama struck an iceberg on 15 July 2011 while sailing about 400 miles (640 km) south of the Grand Banks of Newfoundland on the way to the UK. No loss of life was re...

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Funny story: A Bachmann-Palin Ticket or is it a Palin-Bachmann Republican Ticket in 2012

A Bachmann-Palin Ticket or is it a Palin-Bachmann Republican Ticket in 2012

Tampa Bay FL: The 2012 Republican National Convention has selected Representative Michele Bachmann (R-MN) and former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin as their standard bearers to run against Democratic President Barack Obama and VP Joseph Bidden. The v...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin's Prosperity Plan: Raise the Retirement Age to 90, Lower the Drinking Age to 12

Sarah Palin's Prosperity Plan: Raise the Retirement Age to 90, Lower the Drinking Age to 12

Wasilla, Alaska - Tired of being branded as a political lightweight, Republican presidential contender Sarah Palin today revealed some heavy ideas for dealing with America's ongoing economic crisis. "The way I see it," Palin said, "America is bein...

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