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Funny story: Religion 'not quite all it's cracked up to be'

Religion 'not quite all it's cracked up to be'

Religious groups worldwide have been protesting after an unusual video was posted by an anonymous source on You Tube yesterday, showing Pope Benedict XVI sprawled on a bed with an anonymous man, muttering about various references to the Bible. The...

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Funny story: Obama's New Pastor throws a Wild Pitch from the Bullpen Bully Pulpit, hitting the NY Yankees' faithful right in the pews

Obama's New Pastor throws a Wild Pitch from the Bullpen Bully Pulpit, hitting the NY Yankees' faithful right in the pews

Washington, D.C. - After attending Sunday Easter Service, where the president's new pastor stood at the bully pulpit delivering the Summon on the Mount more like a pitcher fresh from the bullpen still warming up on the pitcher's mound, throwing a wil...

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Funny story: Gallagher Finds God!

Gallagher Finds God!

Oasis frontman Noel Gallagher, today announced he was putting the finishing touches to his latest project. As he stood drinking Special Brew in the garden of his estate in Chalfont St.Peter it was hard to ignore the giant structure towering above...

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Funny story: Prayer In School Allowed- All Hell Breaks Loose

Prayer In School Allowed- All Hell Breaks Loose

The Religious Right won a major victory today against secular schools by getting prayer allowed in school. Going against the separation of church and state, a basic fundamental law in the U.S., the religionists finally got their toe in the door towar...

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Funny story: Football Clubs Slam Church

Football Clubs Slam Church

Premiership football clubs have slammed the church for organising masses on Sundays, especially on Easter Sunday. Martin O'Neill, manager of Aston Villa, said "We have a big game on Sunday and the local churches are trying to lure our supporters away...

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Funny story: Doomsday Prophets and Profits: Faithful Beware

Doomsday Prophets and Profits: Faithful Beware

As if the world didn't have enough to worry about, already inundated with daily news of war, famine and economic tragedy, a new swarm of doomsday hucksters have invaded the Internet, major intersections and even your favorite little coffee shop. Ben...

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Funny story: Buddha Cartoons Anger Buddhists

Buddha Cartoons Anger Buddhists

Buddhists around the world have come together to stage violent protests on the streets of major world Capital cities. They are protesting against cartoons of the prophet Buddha, which were posted on the internet last night. Cartoons depicting the...

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Funny story: God To Sue Toy Manufacturer

God To Sue Toy Manufacturer

In an unholy row God has declared that he is to sue a toy company. The firm manufactures the world's best childrens play figures and dolls, however, God is less than impressed. His legal representative Gabriel said 'When God saw their figures He...

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Funny story: Bishop Hot, Cross and Bothered Over Holy Bun Baker Clash

Bishop Hot, Cross and Bothered Over Holy Bun Baker Clash

A Church of England Bishop has complained that by making Hot Cross Buns all year round bakers are detracting from the church's message. The Very Reverend Dr Cecil Pew said "One really wonders why they have to make these buns all year round. The cross...

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Funny story: Religious Extremists In Luton Protest

Religious Extremists In Luton Protest

Religious extremists took to the streets in Luton to protest. Both male and female protesters were present. The male protesters were dressed in black with white dog collars. The female protesters were covered from head to foot in what appeared to be...

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Funny story: Feb 26 - St Gabriel, Patron of Masochists

Feb 26 - St Gabriel, Patron of Masochists

Orphaned ay four, ravaged by every disease known to man before puberty, Gabriel decided that he would dedicate his life to the god who had been so good to him. The jesuits ask him if he was out of his mind and sent him to the Passionists, a religious order that was famous for accepting candidates who were out of their minds. Gabriel of Our Lady of sorrows quickly rose throught he ranks of the...

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Funny story: The Catholic Calendar of Saints: A Cavalcade of Holy Mass Murderers, Sanctimonious Adulterous Popes and Some really gay blades: February 23

The Catholic Calendar of Saints: A Cavalcade of Holy Mass Murderers, Sanctimonious Adulterous Popes and Some really gay blades: February 23

In recognition of the fact that the One Holy Apostolic Catholic Church has provided almost as much comedy to spoof writers as the royal family and the Bush family, one of its newest latest excitingest features will be the catholic calendar of the saints. Each day if we are sober enough after our daily draught of altar wine we will try and provide a saint of the day inspirational reflection. So...

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Funny story: Government to Introduce 'Cohesion' Laws

Government to Introduce 'Cohesion' Laws

Following the outcry over the Geert Wilders incident, the Government is to introduce new legislation to preserve social cohesion. Under the terms of the new legislation, to be announced today, all references to Christianity and Atheism are to be b...

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Funny story: God Quits! Who next for the Hot Seat?

God Quits! Who next for the Hot Seat?

In a sensational move yesterday, God, omnipotent creator of all things bright and beautiful etc. etc. threw in the towel and resigned with immediate effect. "I've had it up to here", said a clearly upset God. "I thought I'd have had a lot more fun...

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Funny story: Church of England to ordain Rabbis

Church of England to ordain Rabbis

In their continuing efforts to appear non-discriminatory and anti-racist, the Synod of the Church of England has decided to allow the ordination of Rabbis for the first time. Continuing on from the banning of churchmen who might be members of the...

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Funny story: All Religious Fundamentalists Shipped Off To Desert Island

All Religious Fundamentalists Shipped Off To Desert Island

The entire world breathed a sigh of relief today as the entire lot of the world's extreme Fundamentalists were packed off to an obscure island where they can follow their religious doctrines by killing each other off without involving innocent bystan...

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Funny story: Liberal Church Going Catholics Wear Ironic Disguise

Liberal Church Going Catholics Wear Ironic Disguise

After the numerous shameful scandals and embarrassing acts of the Vatican and its minions, many wonder how it is the progressive people can still be attending the Roman Catholic liturgy. Pedophiles abound, Holocaust deniers are embraced and Jerry Fal...

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