John Brennan, Obama's top counter-terrorism adviser, called jihad a "legitimate tenet of Islam," and further argued the term "jihadists" should not be used to describe the jihadists that are America's enemies. At Center for Strategic and Internat...
The President today voiced concerns that any Louisiana attempts to stop the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico may lead to "racial profiling" of petroleum based products. "I read up on the efforts" he said "and the law's language is problematic, which i...
Rand Paul, candidate for the US Senate in Kentucky, has reportedly stated in a closed meeting of his supporters that "The only good Injun is a dead Injun." Of the one hundred constituents at the meeting, many were wearing coonskin caps and carrying l...
The state of Arizona was relieved from a mild irritant today when activists Al Sharpton, Charles Wrangle (sic) and Jesse Jackson rushed to Louisiana on reports from CNBC that 'Tar Babies' were washing up on shore! On Chris Matthews' show "HairBall...
Outraged political powers around the globe are calling upon microblogging service provider Twitter to close the account of an African American who's sporting several derogatory and libelous messages aimed at them. John Prescott, a man of notable p...
"If you're tan, stay in the van!" These kinds of words are being heard all over Arizona and elsewhere this week as Latinos consider their future in America. Is the new Arizona law indicative of their future in the USA? As Mariachi bands disbanded...
For decades white men have been awaiting the evolving of the black man. Usually stereotyped into such roles as the step-and-fetch-it submissive post-civil war Negro, or the violent, drug dealing Super Fly, the jive talking ever-hip huckster, the daughter raping threat to the community, the black power fisting Black Panther, or the gang banging, good for nothing ghetto dweller there were for decade...
In this follow up I tracked down a KKK member and interviewed him. The results were mind-blowing. Continue if you want to be re-assured of how right I was in the previous article. If you haven't read it, read it now. And obviously you then HAVE to watch some porn in between. SO here it is! The Interview. Me: Alright, so lets get started. Me: Was anyone in your family in the KKK before you jo...
New York- A visibly shaken Caucasian male took to Facebook, Twitter and YouTube today so that he could profusely apologize for not saying the "N" word. "I'm disgusted with myself," reported Timothy Johnson, a convenience store clerk putting himse...
Warning: This article contains intelligent design and may not suit your hunger for sex and celebrity trash. In a seemingly desperate action to maintain funding for the self proclaimed world center of science the Royal Society has filed suit in ev...
WASHINGTON: Having raided the country's Treasury for its sartorial funds, the Armani-suited Pak delegation headed by 'democratic' leader - the latest Army General stormed into the capital waving a 200-page list of demands. Having failed to wean t...
Las Vegas, NV - Taking a sharp turn away from sports betting, Las Vegas odds makers are said to be taking silent bets from some of the top businessmen and politicians in the country on who will be the first high-profile personality to come right out...
YouTube was sued yesterday by representatives from Yemen, Turkey and the Philippines, stating that the popular website discriminates against non-Westerners with deliberate slowdowns after 5pm E.S.T. The lawsuit, filed in Geneva, says these slowd...
WallllllMart has today issued a statement that they were appalled upon discovering a colleague or shopper of their Jersey store telling "all blacks" to leave the store. They have said that due to their strict race policies, they have security on the...
Hezbollah leader, Sheik Hassan Nasrullah, met today with United Nations Secretary General, Ban Ki-moon, demanding that the UN convene an emergency meeting immediately to standardize language condemning Israel. Stating that it is readily apparent...
ABE (Anyone But England) World Cup T-Shirts are currently the rage in Scotland, Germany, Ireland and Argentina but have caused quite a stir because they're being branded as RACIST (especially when being worn by Germans) by BNP leader, Nick griffin.
Donkeyspank, AL - State officials in Alabama and over 10,000 inebriated citizens gathered in Donkeyspank, Alabama today for the ribbon-cutting of Alabama's newest monument: The Tomb of the Unknown Cracker. The monument commemorates an anonymous r...
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