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Funny story: Arlen Specter to Duesler: "Don't you be messin' wit mah niggaz!"

Arlen Specter to Duesler: "Don't you be messin' wit mah niggaz!"

HUNTINGDON VALLEY, PA - It was a black day for Ivory Tower Swim Club president John Duesler, who denied allegations of racism Friday after his club reneged on swim privileges for nearby Daddy's lil' Thugz day care center. "This thing has been blow...

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Funny story: Is Rev Al A Racist Or Just A Poor Deluded Soul Who Thinks He Can Pull A Fast One Over On Whitey

Is Rev Al A Racist Or Just A Poor Deluded Soul Who Thinks He Can Pull A Fast One Over On Whitey

Oxford, Oxfordshire, UK - Today the Oxford debating society is examining the question 'Is Rev Al A Racist Or Just A Poor Deluded Soul Who Thinks He Can Pull A Fast One Over On Whitey'. Representing the position that 'Rev Al Is A Racist' is Nigel...

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Funny story: Proof of Racist practices in the NHS! Whites and Brits are non-desirable employees!

Proof of Racist practices in the NHS! Whites and Brits are non-desirable employees!

The latest scandal to rock the NHS and Labour Party has been reported and exclusively divulged via Jaggedone's CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) to the world after an investigation into racist Hospital employment practices. CIA special health and...

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Funny story: Racist Councillor Slur Inquiry - 'Blackwash!'

Racist Councillor Slur Inquiry - 'Blackwash!'

Racist Bristol councillor Shirley Brown will face no further action after insulting Jay Jethwa by calling her a 'coconut' at a council meeting earlier this year. The term is used to indicate that a person from an ethnic minority is brown on the outsi...

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Funny story: Racist E-mail Only Got It Half Right, Says Limbaugh

Racist E-mail Only Got It Half Right, Says Limbaugh

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Ever since Sherri Goforth sent an e-mail depicting President Barack Obama as a pair of eyes on a black background, most Americans presumed Rush Limbaugh would be quick to jump on the bandwagon, condemning the document as racist.

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Funny story: BNP blacklisted by UK's major egg producers

BNP blacklisted by UK's major egg producers

Following the appearance of BNP leader Ron Nasty at a political rally outside Westminster, the UK's egg producers have threatened to go on all-out strike, halting the production of the country's eggs. Their spokesman, Chuck Freerange, said that hi...

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Funny story: Farm Animals Blast Senate Democrats, Republicans

Farm Animals Blast Senate Democrats, Republicans

WASHINGTON, D.C. - In the Senate, key negotiators broke up a session Monday, prompting American farm animals to criticize senators from both parties, who they claim "have the taxpayer feedbags on again." With the protracted debate of health care o...

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Funny story: North West, Yorkshire elect BNP MEPs; vote to secede from United Kingdom over slavery

North West, Yorkshire elect BNP MEPs; vote to secede from United Kingdom over slavery

The British National Party were celebrating today after both the North West and Yorkshire voted to place a BNP MEP in the European parliament. Polling a total of just over 250,000 votes, the BNP rightly claimed to be a party that has tapped into the...

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Funny story: BNP Leader To Be 'Dealt With' By Queen

BNP Leader To Be 'Dealt With' By Queen

There was great news for Britain's immigrants this morning, when it was announced that Her Majesty the Queen is to meet with the leader of the British National Party (BNP), Nick Griffin, at a garden party to be held at Buckingham Palace, and that she...

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Funny story: Definite Royals Vs Possible Racist In Garden Party Brawl

Definite Royals Vs Possible Racist In Garden Party Brawl

Several people were shocked recently to discover that British National Party spokesman Mussolini Evans was invited to a Buckingham Palace garden party as the guest of someone important whose name escapes me. At the garden party he will literally...

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Funny story: An Open Letter to Michel Platini on Racism in Football

An Open Letter to Michel Platini on Racism in Football

Dear Mr. Platini, In response to your latest tirade against racism in football, it has to be pointed out that your conclusions are erroneous and false. In your days as a player you were a great footballer. However your place in the stadium was consistently on the pitch where you could hear the chants. However you were not privy to the thoughts and discussions that...

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Funny story: Racism conferenence causes a "slight" diplomatic upset

Racism conferenence causes a "slight" diplomatic upset

The CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) reporters, well known here on The Spoof has just this second relayed another world blockbuster regarding Mr Ahmedinejad (President of Iran) and his very best friend Mr Netanyahu (Prime Minsiter of Israel). This telephone conversation was tapped by ace CIA reporter Hansi Gobballs in the turkish baths (all steamed up) in downtown Geneva, Switzerland. Ahme...

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Funny story: America's Got No Talent - Cowell's idea for a new TV show is labelled racist

America's Got No Talent - Cowell's idea for a new TV show is labelled racist

A giant mansion on the Canaries with its own postcode - Simon Cowell has announced he will be launching a brand new TV show in Canada called America's Got No Talent which we will be followed up by the Scottish version England's Got No Talent, the Eng...

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Funny story: 'Roots' Author Alex Haley Branded A Racist

'Roots' Author Alex Haley Branded A Racist

UK - Gerald Clusterbuck, 48, a Lecturer in Self Aggrandisement at Scunthorpe University Of Trout Fishing, this evening slammed the classical dissertation on deliverance from slavery by US author Alex Haley, 'Roots' as 'Racist.' Speaking from a pod...

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Funny story: Boycott Threatens Racism Conference

Boycott Threatens Racism Conference

The United Nations was left reeling today from a savage verbal attack from Geoffrey Boycott. The former England opening batsman launched an angry tirade on the eve of a racism conference. "How can they talk seriously about dealing with racism thro...

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Funny story: Rula Nation's story proposes marriage to Monkey Woods' story

Rula Nation's story proposes marriage to Monkey Woods' story

Spoof writers Monkey Woods and Rula Nation were amazed to find their stories have fallen deeply in love with each other. Rula Nation the author of such classics of 'Shit for Shetty' was pleasantly surprised to see his story fall for Monkey Wood's...

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Funny story: Monkey Woods to re-write 'The White Man's Burden'

Monkey Woods to re-write 'The White Man's Burden'

Funny man (sic) Monkey Woods the 'overtly talented' and 'always right' Dudley Proof-writer is to write his memoirs about his struggle as Monkey Woods - 'Monkey Woods a Dudley White Man's Burden'. The writer, who is famous for proof-reading, juv...

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