Get caught swearing in Barnsley from next month and you could face a fine of £80. People will be asked to report anyone causing offence or intimidation by the use of bad language. The fines process follows discussions between South Yorkshire Po...
A Police helicopter that happened to be airborne in Oxfordshire was sent to deal with an incident of a 15 year old lad pulling the tail of a cat. Owner, Marge Marks, phoned the police about her cat's tail being pulled by the youngster and the deci...
There is the old adage about a policeman's whistle. The sound of it either brings you comfort or fear. If you are comfortable in the first place it is reassuring to know that you are being protected from the revolutionary hordes - but if you are of a category that immediately causes the police to be suspicious you fear the sound of a police whistle. Now the Tories know which side of the fen...
As the UK falls deeper in to despair, gang culture has hit an all time high, with police this week uncovering a huge ring, involving hundreds of members across the country. Raids took place this week at numerous locations around the British Isles,...
Following her original arrest in 2010 and a frantic effort by her publicist to hold back New Jersey police bookiing photos, the reality show potty mouth who calls herself Snookie got more attention today when her bad-hair day police photo was pirated...
Bournenmouth - The Tories want 'revenge' on the police for the 1993 humiliation of 'pervs' like Prime Monster John Major a police conference heard today. Delegates were warned that the Conservatives, previously dubbed the nasty/Nazi party, were fo...
Park Lane, LONDON: Metropolitan Police report that West Ham Utd players showed more fighting 'spirit' at their end of season party, than they have all of the football season. A spokesman for the Metropolitan Police said: "We were called at 9.15pm...
In a letter sent to the Suffolk County police department a member of the Mafia named Luciano Bagarella claims that the Mafia killed and dumped the bodies of four women near Cedar Beach on Long Island to send the New York police department a clear mes...
An unofficial party held to celebrate the Royal Wedding ended in chaos and disorder in Glasgow on Friday night. The event, held at Kelvingrove Park, initially went off well as party goers revelled in the sunshine, dancing to the music blaring out...
A pub singer in a Bermondsey pub was arrested and jailed overnight after singing "I'm Not In Love" in front of a newly married couple. Jack Taylor, who sings three nights a week at the Dog and Duck pub in Bermondsey High Street, London had just st...
San Antonio, Texas - Police arrived on the scene at the home of Lance Greegs after his neighbor called police because Lance has not turned up his crappy music, to the point where she could hear it from her living room, lately. Police entered his...
A pair of environmentalists clearing Japanese bindweed from a Hampshire river had quite a shock when they stumbled across a headless body floating in the gently babbling water. Toby Beanstalk and Jack Jugg relived their horror last night, as they revealed that they didn't initially think that body was a dummy, or some sort of practical joke. They knew right away that it was a decapitated bod...
Police in Derbyshire have sealed off an area after a burial site containing the skeletons killed in what appears to have been a massacre was found by archaeologists digging for trinkets. The burial site contained only the bones of women and childr...
Oh my! I couldn't believe my eyes when I read about Bin Police and Bin Inspectors in Britain. Fines for not closing the lid on a wheelie bin or for leaving bags of rubbish beside the bins. What the hell is the country coming to? I left England in 1982 - before the dawn of the Wheelie Bins, though I do have to work with one when I visit my mam and family every year etc. Back when I lived...
Many police forces in England and Wales have issued new guidelines that allow their officers to use 'speed' or amphetamine to stimulate their senses and enable them to work longer. Police spokesman Detective Inspector Leo Thornton explains : "I...
The police have fired their regular police artist after discovering that the photo-fits he had been producing were really, really shit. Neville Dobbins somehow managed to evade attention from his bosses over the fact that the pictures he had been...
Grampian Police are arranging one day training sessions to all their officers on how to use a push bike safely. Instructions on how to get on and off a bike as well as how to ring the bell are on offer as well as advanced training on how to get in...
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