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Funny story: Police's "Cunning Plan" For Student Protests

Police's "Cunning Plan" For Student Protests

Papers obtained under the Freedom of Information Act have revealed that the Metropolitan Police believed it had a "cunning plan" to deal with the student protests over tuition fees last year. The unnamed author of the documents advised that, if th...

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Funny story: Cricket Helping To Tackle Inner City Crime

Cricket Helping To Tackle Inner City Crime

An innovative new scheme involving police officers and adolescents playing cricket together is having a beneficial effect on inner city crime, Metropolitan Police sources are reporting. "Peace At The Crease" has been operating in Hackney and Lewis...

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Funny story: UKIP Set Sights On Lib Dems

UKIP Set Sights On Lib Dems

UKIP leader Nigel Farage is confident that his party can oust the Lib Dems from their position as the most unpopular major force in British politics. Following Nick Clegg and co's woeful 6th spot in the recent Barnsley by election (their candidate...

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Funny story: Naked Driver Sought By Police

Naked Driver Sought By Police

Police are appealing for information about a naked man seen driving his car in Dumfries, Scotland, twice in a matter of days. On both occasions the man has been seen to get out of the car and go to the rear of the vehicle before getting back behin...

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Funny story: Police ready for Protest

Police ready for Protest

Police Forces throughout the country are preparing for Protest. But this time they will be the ones protesting! Tactics being discussed are 'temporary blindness' being suffered by the Police who fail to see demonstrators entering the Bank of Engla...

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Funny story: Isle of Wight Citizens given Diplomatic Immunity

Isle of Wight Citizens given Diplomatic Immunity

Following a debate that ran into the early hours of this morning, the Isle of Wight Council has narrowly voted in favour of granting all residents of the Island diplomatic immunity. The surprise move comes after a recent report by the Association of...

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Funny story: Sad Song At Emirates

Sad Song At Emirates

Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger fears that hard man Alex Song may be out for the rest of the season. Although the Cameroonian's knee injury is almost healed, the Gunners boss has major concerns about the midfielder's state of mind. "Alex has been...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen Falls off the Wagon

Charlie Sheen Falls off the Wagon

Police were called to Charlie Sheen's home again last night after neighbors reported hearing high-pitched screams coming from Sheen's yard. Upon arrival, officers found Sheen hanging halfway out of a child's wagon that he'd smashed into a fire hydran...

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Funny story: Inspectors Condemn Police Force's Cells

Inspectors Condemn Police Force's Cells

Government inspectors have condemned over 90% of West Midlands Police Force's cells,sources have claimed. 4,500 of the force's cell phones have been scheduled for immediate replacement as they are "totally inadequate for the needs of a 21st centur...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen Loses Custody Of His Twins - "No Problem, I'll Just Have Some More"

Charlie Sheen Loses Custody Of His Twins - "No Problem, I'll Just Have Some More"

BEVERLY HILLS - Charlie Sheen sat in the living room of his Mulholland Estates mansion, nicknamed Casa Jose Cuervo playing with his twin two-year-old boys Maximum and Bobblehead. And as the boys played with their toy gold-plated Lincoln Logs Charlie sat in his favorite recliner watching reruns of the number one rated sit-com on television Two and A Half Men. "Hey I remember boinking that gir...

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Funny story: Beware Of Armed Men Wearing Boiler Suits And Balaclavas - Police Warn

Beware Of Armed Men Wearing Boiler Suits And Balaclavas - Police Warn

The police today warned members of the public to be a bit wary should they encounter armed men wearing boiler suits and balaclavas. A police statement alleged that armed men thus attired were highly unlikely to be popping up the shops for a daily pap...

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Funny story: New Geoff Hurst Controversy

New Geoff Hurst Controversy

England World cup hero Sir Geoff Hurst has become embroiled in a controversy after allegedly committing a driving offence on the continent. The former striker, whose extra time goal in the World Cup final against West Germany caused a furore, had...

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Funny story: Is Jake Ormerod's birth father 'a member of the Cabinet'?

Is Jake Ormerod's birth father 'a member of the Cabinet'?

Torquay - (Reuterus): Devon police are having none of it, yet: "Just the usual conspiracy rubbish," is how one investigation source put it. But an under-the-radar online rumor has queried if 19 year-old child sex ring suspect Jake Ormerod's DNA...

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Funny story: Police impound auctions of WRONG property

Police impound auctions of WRONG property

In a story so bizarre that it belongs in the twilight zone, word has reached the media about an auction gone wrong. At the bi-annual assets auction, police auction off all unclaimed property, from their warehouse, in order to make room for new evi...

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Funny story: SOS! - Save our sheds! - OAP revolts!

SOS! - Save our sheds! - OAP revolts!

In the wake of police advice to homeowners to be a bit careful about how they go about protecting their garden sheds, just in case potential thieves or marauding pikeys should injure themselves and subsequently take legal action against the shed owne...

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Funny story: Football Stars Fall Foul of the Law

Football Stars Fall Foul of the Law

Four Manchester City stars have been fined for the same driving offence. Police swooped on the Blues' training ground last week and issued £30 fixed penalty notices to Kolo Toure, Patrick Viera, Shaun Wright-Phillips and Shay Given after observing...

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Funny story: A Kentucky Man Arrested After Police Find Illegal Drugs Concealed In His 'Pecker' (Penis)

A Kentucky Man Arrested After Police Find Illegal Drugs Concealed In His 'Pecker' (Penis)

OUCH HOLLER, Kentucky - Seasoned police in Ouch Holler, Kentucky say that they only thought that they had seen it all. A spokesperson for the OHPD, who was laughing so hard he could not remember his own name, stated that police officers Wydell "Bu...

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