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Funny story: Man's Penis 'Burned Like A Torch'

Man's Penis 'Burned Like A Torch'

A man is recovering after his ex-wife set fire to his penis in a fit of frustration.

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Funny story: Bush enters "Big Penis Race"

Bush enters "Big Penis Race"

After it was leaked that Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama were to star in a porn movie, US President, George W. Bush has entered the fray.

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Funny story: Big penis guy dumps girlfriend for man with huge asshole

Big penis guy dumps girlfriend for man with huge asshole

Dave Pekering, the Briitsh citizen who holds the world record for having the largest penis, has dumped his Russian girlfriend in order to date a man.

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Funny story: 24 star is a eunuch

24 star is a eunuch

"Jack Bauer" actor Kiefer Sutherland has spoken to German paper Das Bild about his trauma at discovering that he is a eunuch.

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Funny story: Guy with worlds biggest penis dates gal with worlds smallest vagina

Guy with worlds biggest penis dates gal with worlds smallest vagina

Dave Pekering 36, of Oxford England, has a problem. The girl he's now dating, Marishka Kiezlowski 24, Moscow Russia, has entered the Guinness Book of World records with the title of "

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Funny story: Cerne Giant's Penis Goes Purple - 'Phantom' Claims Responsibility

Cerne Giant's Penis Goes Purple - 'Phantom' Claims Responsibility

The giant 40ft penis of the world famous Cerne Giant, in the Dorset village of Cerne Abbas has been painted purple last night according to campaign group Fathers 4 Justice (F4J).

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Funny story: A-List Star Loses Manhood In Freak Accident

A-List Star Loses Manhood In Freak Accident

LONDON (Defecated News) - An British A-List celebrity is reported to have had his penis cut off in a freak accident last night. We are not able to give his name, but the details of the accident are clear.

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Funny story: Furtive Glance at Friends Penis in Locker Room Makes You Gay

Furtive Glance at Friends Penis in Locker Room Makes You Gay

Authorities from the Society To Regulate Abnormal Impulses and Gay-Homo Temptation (S.T.R.A.I.G.H.T.) have confirmed that even a passing glance at the flaccid penis of another male makes you homosexual.

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Funny story: Maryland Man Sues Makers of Penis Enlargement Pill

Maryland Man Sues Makers of Penis Enlargement Pill

A Maryland man has filed a lawsuit against San Fernando Valley-based Pullulatez LLC, makers of the popular penis enlargement pill Extreme Elephantine. The suit states that Pullulatez claimed in "extremely convincing advertisements that their pil...

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Funny story: To Promote Abstinence, Bush Begins 'Just say NO to vagina' Campaign

To Promote Abstinence, Bush Begins 'Just say NO to vagina' Campaign

President Bush and his wife Laura announced today that the federal government will attempt to promote their Abstinence Only program and discourage teenage boys from having sex with a new $1.2 Billion 'Just say NO to vagina' advertising campai...

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Funny story: Japanese Prime Minister Shinto suffers penis injury

Japanese Prime Minister Shinto suffers penis injury

TOKYO, Japan (Rooters) -- Japanese Prime Minister Shinto suffered a devastating penis injury in his house on Sunday, a result that could well force Abe to quit having sex and paralyze his penis.

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Funny story: Clinton in Race Storm

Clinton in Race Storm

Amazing pictures obtained from our reporter in Washington appear to show the Democratic Front Runner Hilary Clinton seemingly discredit her main rival Senator Barack Obama in the build up to the 2008 presidential elections.

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Funny story: Dick becomes Squiggle on Net

Dick becomes Squiggle on Net

WORLDFORUMS (Admin) - It's official! Dick becomes a squiggle on 94% of Internet forums. So if your name is Dick Smith, you'll forever be known as #@%!$ Smith. Censorship at work -- too right.

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Funny story: Bush Has Spotted Dick

Bush Has Spotted Dick

Washingdung, USA (IP) - George W. Bush has spotted Dick Cheney looking under Laura's desk. Asked if he saw anything interesting under there Dick Cheney replied that nothing seemed fishy but that he had more in common with Laura than he first tho...

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Funny story: Cosmetic Surgeons Reveal Women Want Smaller Vaginas, Men Want Larger Penises

Cosmetic Surgeons Reveal Women Want Smaller Vaginas, Men Want Larger Penises

Las Vegas Nevada, A consortium of cosmetic surgeons gathered at the Rio Hotel and Casino this week to discuss the newest trends in plastic surgery. After comparing notes and looking at the statistics this year the group came to the conclusion, this...

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Funny story: Supreme Court Defines Porn

Supreme Court Defines Porn

After being faced with numerous cases involving pornography, the U.S. Supreme Court has set the legal definition of porn as "anything written or published that causes an average or reasonable penis to engorge with blood".

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Funny story: Penis Advertising Will Be Coming to Every Store

Penis Advertising Will Be Coming to Every Store

Following recent highly publicised incidents involving cock-exposure on trains, in public and in restaurants, advertising companies have been quick to spot the potential of such occurrences.

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