A man is recovering after his ex-wife set fire to his penis in a fit of frustration.
After it was leaked that Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama were to star in a porn movie, US President, George W. Bush has entered the fray.
Dave Pekering, the Briitsh citizen who holds the world record for having the largest penis, has dumped his Russian girlfriend in order to date a man.
"Jack Bauer" actor Kiefer Sutherland has spoken to German paper Das Bild about his trauma at discovering that he is a eunuch.
Dave Pekering 36, of Oxford England, has a problem. The girl he's now dating, Marishka Kiezlowski 24, Moscow Russia, has entered the Guinness Book of World records with the title of "
The giant 40ft penis of the world famous Cerne Giant, in the Dorset village of Cerne Abbas has been painted purple last night according to campaign group Fathers 4 Justice (F4J).
LONDON (Defecated News) - An British A-List celebrity is reported to have had his penis cut off in a freak accident last night. We are not able to give his name, but the details of the accident are clear.
Authorities from the Society To Regulate Abnormal Impulses and Gay-Homo Temptation (S.T.R.A.I.G.H.T.) have confirmed that even a passing glance at the flaccid penis of another male makes you homosexual.
A Maryland man has filed a lawsuit against San Fernando Valley-based Pullulatez LLC, makers of the popular penis enlargement pill Extreme Elephantine. The suit states that Pullulatez claimed in "extremely convincing advertisements that their pil...
President Bush and his wife Laura announced today that the federal government will attempt to promote their Abstinence Only program and discourage teenage boys from having sex with a new $1.2 Billion 'Just say NO to vagina' advertising campai...
TOKYO, Japan (Rooters) -- Japanese Prime Minister Shinto suffered a devastating penis injury in his house on Sunday, a result that could well force Abe to quit having sex and paralyze his penis.
Amazing pictures obtained from our reporter in Washington appear to show the Democratic Front Runner Hilary Clinton seemingly discredit her main rival Senator Barack Obama in the build up to the 2008 presidential elections.
WORLDFORUMS (Admin) - It's official! Dick becomes a squiggle on 94% of Internet forums. So if your name is Dick Smith, you'll forever be known as #@%!$ Smith. Censorship at work -- too right.
Washingdung, USA (IP) - George W. Bush has spotted Dick Cheney looking under Laura's desk. Asked if he saw anything interesting under there Dick Cheney replied that nothing seemed fishy but that he had more in common with Laura than he first tho...
Las Vegas Nevada, A consortium of cosmetic surgeons gathered at the Rio Hotel and Casino this week to discuss the newest trends in plastic surgery. After comparing notes and looking at the statistics this year the group came to the conclusion, this...
After being faced with numerous cases involving pornography, the U.S. Supreme Court has set the legal definition of porn as "anything written or published that causes an average or reasonable penis to engorge with blood".
Following recent highly publicised incidents involving cock-exposure on trains, in public and in restaurants, advertising companies have been quick to spot the potential of such occurrences.
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