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Funny story: Madge gets Booty from Snooty Chow trough

Madge gets Booty from Snooty Chow trough

WASHINGTON (D.C.) -- Swank Capitol eatery Citronella recently refused Madonna entry because she was wearing jeans. When told she was improperly dressed in jeans, said pop star snapped at the maitre d' "that her jeans were more expensive than...

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Funny story: Journalist Exposes Murdock

Journalist Exposes Murdock

BEVERLY HILLS (Wilshire) *EXCLUSIVE* -- I've had to come out, to expose this news to you. I'm a Beverly Hills cop. That's right, I drive a squad car. No, I didn't pick up Paris Hilton, I was out at Big Muddy Donuts. Pity I can't pick up Megan Fox, with the future trouble she's going to cause me.

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Funny story: Sheriff Opens an Internal Probe into Paris Hilton

Sheriff Opens an Internal Probe into Paris Hilton

HOLLYWOOD (Glendale) -- No, it's not the aliens, but the Sheriff's Department itself that has launched an Internal Probe into Paris Hilton. Will it hurt? Who knows. The aliens usually return you unharmed, if with a little loss of dignity. I know that's what they did to me.

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Funny story: Paris, Lindsay, Britney Move Over - The Beckhams Have Arrived!

Paris, Lindsay, Britney Move Over - The Beckhams Have Arrived!

Los Angeles, Calif. Since their arrival, David and Posh Victoria Beckham have captured the media's attention in a big way. I'd be willing to speculate that the, usual paparazzi magnets can't find a flash bulb to save their lives in the p...

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Funny story: Paris got Perks in Jail

Paris got Perks in Jail

LOS ANGELES - The Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department has opened an investigation into whether Paris Hilton received special "perks" during her 23 days in jail last month.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton to be Flying Nun

Paris Hilton to be Flying Nun

HOLLYWOOD (Burbank) * EXCLUSIVE * -- Paris Hilton is to take on the part of the Flying Nun, in a Remake of the old Sally Field series. Sally Field, now appearing in Brothers and Sisters, will guest as Mother Superior.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Get-Out-Of-Jail was Jean Pitch

Paris Hilton Get-Out-Of-Jail was Jean Pitch

SAN FRANCISCO (Calf.) -- Paris Hilton may not be the dilly dilly dolly dolly air-ess we all so photograph so much.

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Funny story: Paris Challenges Libby

Paris Challenges Libby

Hollywood, Ca - Paris Hilton, today, issued a challenge to I Lewis "Scooter" Libby to face her in Fox's Celebrity Criminals' Cagematch.

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Funny story: eBay :: Paris Hilton Garbage Big Seller

eBay :: Paris Hilton Garbage Big Seller

HOLLYWOOD (PARIS HILTON's TRASH CAN) -- Paris Hilton's crumpled shopping list is for sale on eBay. Item Number: 110145031520. Have not bid. Must phone my Editor. Starting bid: US $45.00. Postage: US $9.00 Redwood framed.

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Funny story: The Last Temptation of Paris Hilton

The Last Temptation of Paris Hilton

In a candid interview, with the Financial Times, of London, Paris Hilton revealed that in prison she suffered a traumatic moral breakdown and that she was only able to recover, thanks to a complete biblical make over.

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Funny story: Blackstone To Buy Paris Hilton

Blackstone To Buy Paris Hilton

US private equity group Blackstone has agreed a $26billion all-cash deal to buy celebrity heiress and former jailbird Paris Hilton, in news announced yesterday.

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Funny story: Hilton, Lohan, Spears, Duff star in Where The Boys Are remake

Hilton, Lohan, Spears, Duff star in Where The Boys Are remake

HOLLYWOOD (EXCLUSIVE) -- Sleepworks SKG may produce a 21st century remake of "Where The Boys Are" (working title: Left Tit Showing) summer 2008. The movie is set to star Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears and Hilary Duff, an indus...

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Funny story: Jessica Simpson Drops Twenty Pounds in Dramatic Weight Loss

Jessica Simpson Drops Twenty Pounds in Dramatic Weight Loss

Actress and Hollywood personality Jessica Simpson has lost twenty pounds and is looking fit, trim, hot, and happy. The blonde bombshell is also smiling again for the first time since a recent break-up with a former boy toy. When asked how she man...

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Funny story: Newsreader 'Blazing' In Paris Hilton Protest

Newsreader 'Blazing' In Paris Hilton Protest

A US newsreader has attempted to set fire to herself in a protest against having to read out news about celebrity jailbird Paris Hilton ahead of the war in Iraq.

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Funny story: Paris gets vagina insured!

Paris gets vagina insured!

New york (the hot-shot pub): The last time we saw Paris Hilton, she was a preacher on "Larry King's Alive", stating all the lines she read in the bible, including the part that she felt was truly "hot". But no...

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Funny story: TV presenter sets fire to Paris Hilton

TV presenter sets fire to Paris Hilton

New York - (Ass Mess): TV anchorwoman Mika Brzezinski, co-presenter of MSNBC's Morning Joe programme, finally spoke up for the millions of ordinary, dumb-struck American viewers and set Paris Hilton on fire on live TV.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Becomes Mormon -- Marries Paparazzi

Paris Hilton Becomes Mormon -- Marries Paparazzi

LOS ANGELES (LAX) -- In a shock development late today, Paris Hilton, 26, married 482 of the leading paparazzi stalkers in Hollywood, much to the delight of boarding and disembarking airline passengers.

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