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Funny story: Insane Dolt , World's Greatest...Insane Dolt!

Insane Dolt , World's Greatest...Insane Dolt!

21 year old man child from the land of the ganja, Insane Dolt has been tearing up the Olympic track in the sprint events in Beijing. Dolt can slaughter the world's fastest humans and still jog the last 1/4 of the race. He showboats while leering in m...

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Funny story: Coxswain with artificial voice not allowed to compete at games

Coxswain with artificial voice not allowed to compete at games

Garry Montorsi's dreams of competing in the Beijing Games as a coxswain for the Canadian men's heavy weight eight rowing team came to an end yesterday morning. The Olympic Governing Body (OGB) ruled that the device Montorsi uses to speak, because...

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Funny story: Musharraf Resigns After Pakistan Olympic Team Fails To Win A Medal

Musharraf Resigns After Pakistan Olympic Team Fails To Win A Medal

Pakistani President Pervez Musharraf has announced that he will resign as a direct result of the Pakistan Olympic team's failure to win a medal at Beijing Games. Mr Musharraf has been a staunch ally of the US and President George Bush in the War...

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Funny story: Chinese name the Olympic sport they don't do well at

Chinese name the Olympic sport they don't do well at

As the Olympics forge ahead....well the Chinese did after all forge their opening fireworks....with great medal winnings by the host country China, the authorities there have admitted there is one sport they wont be competing in for London 2012. T...

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Funny story: China's Liu Xiang Thrown Out Of China

China's Liu Xiang Thrown Out Of China

Liu Xiang, the defending Olympic 110m Hurdles champion, pulled out of Monday's race with an Achilles injury, and was immediately thrown out of China. Xiang, who was expected to be China's best hope for an athletics gold medal, had drawn support fr...

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Funny story: Bradley Wiggins Wins His Second Gold Medal Despite Getting A Puncture

Bradley Wiggins Wins His Second Gold Medal Despite Getting A Puncture

Bradley Wiggins, the world record-breaking British cyclist, claimed his second gold medal of the Olympics in the Team Pursuit race this morning, despite getting a puncture halfway through the race. Wiggins, along with the rest of the British team,...

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Funny story: Olympic Movement Bans Warmongers: Bush, Putin and all Politicians Are Banished from The Olympic Games!

Olympic Movement Bans Warmongers: Bush, Putin and all Politicians Are Banished from The Olympic Games!

The international Olympic movement has struggled throughout its history with the difficult marriage of sport and politics. Olympic leaders in the Beijing Birds Nest announced that as they look about at the idealistic young athletes and their desi...

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Funny story: OlymSwim Phelps Gets 9th Gold: The Non- Life Award!

OlymSwim Phelps Gets 9th Gold: The Non- Life Award!

No sooner had OlymSwimPhenom Michael Phelps become the first athlete to win eight gold medals in one Olympics, then he outdid himself by picking up #9. Phelps was awarded the Non-Life Gold medal for ...having no life! Interview after interview...

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Funny story: She won gold, what now?

She won gold, what now?

Chinese Olympic diver, Mehav Nobut, today won Olympic Gold in the 3m springboard event. It was her first Olympic appearance and first medal. After thanking the Chinese fans for support, her coaches and team mates, she was asked by the media what...

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Funny story: Olympic Village - Female Georgian athletes attempt to have their male Russian counterparts evicted from their dormitory

Olympic Village - Female Georgian athletes attempt to have their male Russian counterparts evicted from their dormitory

Beijing, China - In a written complaint to the International Olympic Committee (IOC), members of the female Georgian Olympic athletic team accused a Russian contingent of all male Olympic athletes of showing up unannounced and uninvited at their dorm...

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Funny story: 216,728 readers are online right now!

216,728 readers are online right now!

There were celebrations at TheSpoof.com earlier today when it was revealed that record numbers of people with nothing better to do had logged-on to the site to view pointless, stupid and, often, badly-written stories. At one point, 216,728 readers...

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Funny story: Michael Phelps's flipper like feet are turning Green, as they inspire fuel-efficient outboard motor design to propel small sea going vessels

Michael Phelps's flipper like feet are turning Green, as they inspire fuel-efficient outboard motor design to propel small sea going vessels

Seattle, Washington - "As soon as Michael Phelps returns from the 2008 Summer Olympic in Beijing China, a cast of his feet will be made," said a spokesman for Phelps; seemingly the announcement confirms the rumor that Phelps's flipper like feet are t...

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Funny story: Paula Radcliffe Excuses As They Happened

Paula Radcliffe Excuses As They Happened

Paula Radcliffe, the GB team marathon runner who, on Sunday morning, once again failed to live up to the expectations of the long-suffering British public, has revealed the 'reasons' why she finished so far behind the leading athletes. First of al...

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Funny story: Michael Phelps's 12,000-calorie per day diet requirement causing food shortages at the Olympic Village; Int'l harmony undermined, says IOC

Michael Phelps's 12,000-calorie per day diet requirement causing food shortages at the Olympic Village; Int'l harmony undermined, says IOC

Beijing, China - Publicly, Chinese Olympic officials deny that they are having trouble keeping up with Michael Phelp's 12,000 calorie per day dietary requirements, resulting in food supply shortages for the other Olympic athletes residing at the at t...

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Funny story: Michael Phelps To Become His Own Country

Michael Phelps To Become His Own Country

Michael Phelps, the US swimmer who has won a magnificent eight gold medals at the Ice Cube in Beijing, has announced that he plans to become his own country in time to compete at the London 2012 Olympics. Phelps is the greatest living American swi...

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Funny story: Bush Gets Bronze at Women's Beach Volley Ball!

Bush Gets Bronze at Women's Beach Volley Ball!

US worst president ever George W Bush embarrassed himself and his nation as usual when he met with the Olympic champion US Beach volley ball gold medalists. The ladies still in their necessarily brief and revealing uniforms attempted to respectfully...

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Funny story: Strange Olympic Neilson Ratings! Experts Label it the UGHBUSH Effect!

Strange Olympic Neilson Ratings! Experts Label it the UGHBUSH Effect!

For decades TV viewer ship ratings have been watched by Neilson Inc. not to be confused with the Neilson of Olympic Muff Diving fame. Neilson employees in specially equipped radarcars drive the streets of the world tuning in on whose TV set is tu...

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