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Funny story: Space Shuttle Replacement Craft Ready to Go

Space Shuttle Replacement Craft Ready to Go

Pasadena, California (IP) - The Jet Propulsion Lab (JPL) announced today that it will replace the aging Shuttle fleet with giant frisbees. The Frisbees are old 1970's technology with a proven track record.

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Funny story: NASA Will Replace Shuttle's Tiles

NASA Will Replace Shuttle's Tiles

Cape Canaveral, Florida (IP) - NASA has announced it will replace the Shuttle's Reentry tile system. The space agency is strapped for money and they are sending scraphounds out to attend yard sales so they can buy scrap bathroom and kitchen tile...

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Funny story: New space travel plans announced

New space travel plans announced

At a press conference today, President Bush stunned the nation by announcing that the U.S. is radically changing its space travel objectives. Bush said, "To ensure America remains number one in space, it's not enough to return to the moon an...

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Funny story: NASA Recalls 147 Satellites

NASA Recalls 147 Satellites

Houston, Texas (IP) - NASA has recalled 147 satellites because of faulty kanooter valves. The Space Agency announced the shocking news at a press conference that was originally intended to focus attention on their successful teacher in space program...

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Funny story: New Space Shuttle Debris Found in Orbit

New Space Shuttle Debris Found in Orbit

More remains of the space shuttle Columbia have been found above the earth. A toilet seat that survived the blast is in a stationary orbit over Southern California.

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Funny story: NASA's space probe Phoenix will dig for water, oil on Moon

NASA's space probe Phoenix will dig for water, oil on Moon

Cape Canaveral, Florida - (Ass Mess): This weekend sees NASA's launch of the unmanned Phoenix probe which will prospect large parts of the moon for oil, diamonds and water.

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Funny story: NASA Officials Investigating Drunk Astronauts

NASA Officials Investigating Drunk Astronauts

NASA officials are investigating reports that astronauts were allowed to fly shortly after drinking alcohol and after officials were warned that they were inebriated and were flight risks.

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Funny story: Sloshed in Space: Russians claim Soyuz cosmanauts drank NASA pilots under the table

Sloshed in Space: Russians claim Soyuz cosmanauts drank NASA pilots under the table

Moscow - (Pissed Press): Not to be outdone in the current round of international drinking brinksmanship stakes Russian space agency officials refused to back down today over reports that their own cosmanauts 'drank NASA pilots like Commander Bill...

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Funny story: NASA Opens Astronauts Anonymous Chapter

NASA Opens Astronauts Anonymous Chapter

Cape Canaveral, FL (IP) - NASA has opened up a new chapter of Astronauts Anonymous (AA) in Houston and at Cape Canaveral. The central theme of the newly formed organization is called count down to sobriety and is a ten step program designed to insu...

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Funny story: Bottle to Throttle, Astronauts Drunk, not Crazy

Bottle to Throttle, Astronauts Drunk, not Crazy

It has been revealed that Astronauts going on space flights might have been over the legal limit for operating a 400 million pounds of thrust interstellar vehicle. NASA is taking the allegations very seriously even though they were the ones green lig...

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Funny story: Jimmy Buffet's Margaritaville In Space Cancelled by NASA

Jimmy Buffet's Margaritaville In Space Cancelled by NASA

Inside sources said the 3-week chugalugfest slated for August was postponed amid shocking allegations that Billy Bob Thornton would not be invited to the party. Thornton, who suffers from fierce nosebleeds and motion sickness, single-handedly put sp...

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Funny story: NASA Admits Some Astronauts Were Drunk

NASA Admits Some Astronauts Were Drunk

NASA (formerly the National Aeronautics and Space Administration) admitted today that several astronauts have been launched into space in a "less than sober condition." Though none of these astronuats died in their missions or caused damag...

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Funny story: Sloshed in space

Sloshed in space

Cape Canaveral, Florida - (Ass Mess): NASA is to bring in the space equivalent of DUI laws after becoming the laughing stock of the international space program with its astronauts admitting to flying under the influence.

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Funny story: NASA Issuing Flasks and Bongs To Astronauts

NASA Issuing Flasks and Bongs To Astronauts

Houston, Texas (IP) - NASA has issued flasks and bongs to all of its astronauts complete with NASA logos on the side of each. Also available are adult diapers with the NASA logo. Another item they are making available are NASA rolling papers with t...

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Funny story: Purpose of Spiral Galaxies Discovered

Purpose of Spiral Galaxies Discovered

Mount Palomar, California (IP) - Scientist at this astronomical campus have discovered that the giant galaxies that populate the universe have a singular purpose. The galaxies are actually a giant drainage system where matter and energy flows "...

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Funny story: Jupiter No Longer the Largest Planet

Jupiter No Longer the Largest Planet

Mt Palomar, CA (IP) - Jupiter's status as the largest planet in the solar system has been downgraded by the International Astronomical Union. The planet has gone on a diet and has lost a considerable amount of weight.

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Funny story: NASA Surprise Concert Marks 10-Year Anniversary of Mars Pathfinder Rover Landing

NASA Surprise Concert Marks 10-Year Anniversary of Mars Pathfinder Rover Landing

Cape Canaveral, Florida (AP) - A cast of musicians including Snoop Dogg, Skinny Puppy, Los Lobos, Three Dog Night and others will play their most celebrated hits as NASA recognizes the 10-year anniversary of the Mars Pathfinder rover landing on July...

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