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Funny story: Bradford And Bingley Crisis: Latest

Bradford And Bingley Crisis: Latest

A new crisis unfolded in the financial sector today, when executives at the Bradford & Bingley Building Society called in police to investigate the whereabouts of its two owners, Mr Bradford and Mr Bingley.

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Funny story: U.S. Treasury Must Redesign All Paper Currency for Equal Protection of the Blind

U.S. Treasury Must Redesign All Paper Currency for Equal Protection of the Blind

Per a very recent court ruling, the Treasury Department of the U.S. is now obliged to provide blind Americans with a way or ways for them to be able to distinguish different denominations of paper currency, from the one-dollar bill to the hundred-dol...

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Funny story: 'I Can Take Take All Your Savings', Says Brown

'I Can Take Take All Your Savings', Says Brown

Prime Minister, Gordon Scrooge, claimed today that he could 'take all your savings, and put them in my Lloyds TSB account', causing no surpise to City analysts, and a passing cat.

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Funny story: Bank Targets Thrifty Savers

Bank Targets Thrifty Savers

Fifth State Bank, NA, will promote increased business by offering a mortgage contract to any customer who opens a new savings account with USD $1,500 or a current customer who adds $1,000 to an existing account. To reward thrifty habits, the bank wi...

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Funny story: Boy Loses Bus Ticket, Has To Walk Home

Boy Loses Bus Ticket, Has To Walk Home

A teenager who lost his bus ticket has had to walk home from a night out, and was nearly the victim of an unprovoked attack by a drunken mob of slags, according to reports.

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Funny story: Stimulus Problems

Stimulus Problems

Bank of America, Wells Fargo, CitiBank, and other national and local banks have reported that the new Stimulus Checks from the US Government are being returned for lack of funds.

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Funny story: Bank Manager Sacked for Being Nice to a Customer

Bank Manager Sacked for Being Nice to a Customer

Ron Charming, manager of the HSBC (Hacked-off Sods Banking Company) bank in the Worcestershire sleepy hollow of Little Legover was today told to clear his desk because he was nice to a customer.

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Funny story: McCain Says He Would Have Responded Differently to the Crash of 1929

McCain Says He Would Have Responded Differently to the Crash of 1929

Senator John McCain took direct aim at previous administrations on Thursday as he stood in the lower gallery of Wall Street Stock Exchange, the area hardest hit by the Crash of 1929, and declared that "never again will a disaster of this...

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Funny story: Human brain responds to Obama as it does to money and chocolate

Human brain responds to Obama as it does to money and chocolate

Scientists from the University of California - Los Angeles have found that the human brain reacts to Democratic presidential hopeful Senator Barack Obama in the same way it responds to winning money and eating chocolate.

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Funny story: Children Of Rich People Are Stupid B*stards

Children Of Rich People Are Stupid B*stards

Its official: the children of wealthy folk are incredibly stupid and ignorant. So say statisticians at Cambridge University, England who have concluded a five-year study into the intelligence of the spawn of rich bastards

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Funny story: Jesus' Best Friend Wins Lottery

Jesus' Best Friend Wins Lottery

One of the best friends of Divine entity Jesus Christ has scooped $750,000 on a lottery game. Kevin Smyth 30, said his win was a bit of luck and a little bit of 'divine intervention'.

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Funny story: Money Matters: Making a Deposit

Money Matters: Making a Deposit

Congratulations! You're going for it. You've 'umm'd' and 'aah'd' for long enough. And now you're going to make a deposit at a place that offers FLEXIBLE TERM, LOW INTEREST (over the duration of your deposit), and into which you can REINVEST and WITHDRAW at a time that suits YOU.

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Funny story: Tom Cruise Buys Oprah Couch

Tom Cruise Buys Oprah Couch

Tom Cruise has bought at auction the couch made infamous from his jumping escapades while appearing on the Oprah Winfrey show.

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Funny story: Robin Williams and Wife Set to Divorce Over His Excessive Hair

Robin Williams and Wife Set to Divorce Over His Excessive Hair

Comedian Robin Williams and his long-suffering wife are set to divorce after she filed against him claiming 'irreconcilable differences'.

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Funny story: IRS Refuses Dollars, Demands Tax Payments in Euros, Gold and Swiss Francs

IRS Refuses Dollars, Demands Tax Payments in Euros, Gold and Swiss Francs

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - The US Internal Revenue Service (IRS) has begun refusing payment of taxes by American taxpayers in US dollars, and now insists on payment in Euros, gold or Swiss francs.

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Funny story: Urban renewal to raze Duke's Krzyzewskiville

Urban renewal to raze Duke's Krzyzewskiville

DURHAM -- In news with an ironic twist, just days after being voted the Most Expensive Place to Live in America, according to an analysis by the management consulting firm Runzheimer International, Krzyzewskiville finds itself high on the list of nei...

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Funny story: Charlie's (not the Unicorn) Exclusive Biographical Interview.

Charlie's (not the Unicorn) Exclusive Biographical Interview.

In a small town in the United States, a man of twenty two years old named Jacob won the lottery, a total sum (after taxes) of one million dollars. When asked what he would do with the money, he replied that he would probably go to Disney World, Paris, prison, or something else along those lines.

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