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Funny story: World Mental Health Day: 'No such things as psychiatrists'

World Mental Health Day: 'No such things as psychiatrists'

London - (Associated Mess): The broadly-ranging term 'psychiatrist' must be abolished as being a delusional term for a wide grouping of symptoms associated with the pharmaceutical industry's outreach workers who have been programmed to i...

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Funny story: Blunkett: affair drove me to the edge of sanity

Blunkett: affair drove me to the edge of sanity

London - (Associated Mess): Disgraced former UK Home Secretary David Blunkett admitted today that the ending of his disastrous affair with Kimberly 40A Quinn had actually had some unforseen benefits. For despite the generally unfavorable outcome of...

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Funny story: Mayor's Nazi jibe appeal claims red card is cruel/unusual

Mayor's Nazi jibe appeal claims red card is cruel/unusual

London - (Associated Mess): Lawyers acting for the Mayor of London are appealing in the High Court today against a February ruling suspending Ken Livingstone from office after a Jewish press reporter had objected to being called a Nazi.

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Funny story: No 10 'like an addiction' Blair tells Blue Peter

No 10 'like an addiction' Blair tells Blue Peter

Downing Street, London - (Associated Mess): In the latest policy revamp of his beleagured administration, Prime Monster Tony Blair told UK TV show Blue Peter that Downing Street was like an addiction to crack cocaine and that quitting it was just as...

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Funny story: ALWAYS buy a ticket: Act 2, Scene 1

ALWAYS buy a ticket: Act 2, Scene 1

London - (Associated Mess): The War on Terra took on a sinister new twist in London today when ticket inspectors at London Transport's Strategic Logstics Unit brought down a suspected fare-dodger using an Operation Kratos-inspired pin-down throt...

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Funny story: Cardinal laughs off Ratzinger unholy mess

Cardinal laughs off Ratzinger unholy mess

Westminster Cathedral, London - (Associated Mess): Archbishop Cormac Murphy O'Connor today laughed off 'ludicrous' claims made by a UK television documentary this weekend that his boss Pope Joseph Ratzinger ordered a life-long child ab...

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Funny story: Terror probe cops eye the Con in Conran

Terror probe cops eye the Con in Conran

London - (Associated Mess): Officers of the Metropolitan Police's Anti-Terrorist Branch have issued a statement naming London greasy-spoon cafe proprietor and serial self-publicist Terence Conran as their John Major number one head of UK organi...

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Funny story: Labour sperm donor cops quiz Blair's gatekeeper

Labour sperm donor cops quiz Blair's gatekeeper

London - (AssoCIAted Mess): The bungs-for peerages corrpution probe that saw the arrest last week of serial political sperm donor Sir Christopher Evans of Merlin Bioscams has quizzed the Prime Monster's offical gatekeeper Ruth Turner.

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Funny story: Bush: "I ain't done with harming the United States"

Bush: "I ain't done with harming the United States"

Washington DC - (Associated Mess): In a keynote address to the Senate yesterday, the head of the global organised crime cartel a.k.a. President George Bush Junior warned that he and the Bush Administration at Number 10 Downing Street in London were...

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Funny story: Heathrow 's Fly Zone Theme Park Up And Running

Heathrow 's Fly Zone Theme Park Up And Running

London - Ever ready to outdo itself, Heathrow management has taken a page from Disney's book, pulled the plug on boring mega-waits and turned its "security features" into attractions.

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Funny story: Files reveal Mountbatten's daughter as Brown's birth mother

Files reveal Mountbatten's daughter as Brown's birth mother

London - (AssoCIAted Mess): Classified records released under the UK's 9/11 Freedom of Disinformation Act have revealed the shockingh truth behind Chancellor Gordon Brown's true parentage and name the Earl of Mountbatten's daughter Patri...

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Funny story: Straw Man: 'It's Quits!'

Straw Man: 'It's Quits!'

London - Once thought to be a figure of speech, the internationally known but never before actually seen Straw Man (his chosen name) has come to the fore to rectify his demonization.

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Funny story: Autumn equinox unleashes Hellfire Club dread

Autumn equinox unleashes Hellfire Club dread

London - (Associated Mess): Despite myriad occult rites throughout the United Kingdom yesterday invoking the legendary supernatural powers of the autumn equinox, senior grandees of the Hellfire Club are reported as powerless to stop the predicted ti...

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Funny story: Bungs-for-Peerages probe cops find Blair smoking gun

Bungs-for-Peerages probe cops find Blair smoking gun

London - (AssocCIAted Mess): Police officers from the Met's Anti-Corruption Unit have given their strongest hint yet that they have found the smoking gun they need to bust the lame duck Prime Monster in their investigation of the bungs-for-peera...

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Funny story: Come-back Kid plays the Albert Hall

Come-back Kid plays the Albert Hall

London - (Associated Mess): Former US President Bill Clinton will play to a sell-out full house at the Royal Albert Hall next week in the first gig of his global come-back tour that promises to feature a medley of greatest hits including "Fool...

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Funny story: Solar eclipse forces major security review

Solar eclipse forces major security review

London - (Associated Mess): There are rumbling of shock in the UK Hellfire Club today ahead of Friday's pivotal Virgo solar eclipse following the theft of a laptop computer in Manchester which detailed official security arrangements for next wee...

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Funny story: Blair's dermatologist gobsmacked by bungs arrest

Blair's dermatologist gobsmacked by bungs arrest

London - (Associated Mess): The bungs for peerages corruption probe took a sinister twist last night with the arrest of the Prime Monster's personal skin doctor Sir Christopher Bung Evans, founder of Merlin Bioscams and notorious donor to most UK po...

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