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Funny story: Arrest Warrant against Lindsay Lohan and Lauren Shreve Teilo

Arrest Warrant against Lindsay Lohan and Lauren Shreve Teilo

An assistant manager of a strip club, Lauren Shreve Teilo, and Lindsay Lohan had an arrest warrant placed on them by a judge for sending topless photos of themselves to Jerome Jackson of Texas, police say. They are also sought for taking a photograph...

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Funny story: Judge Throws Book at Lindsay Lohan

Judge Throws Book at Lindsay Lohan

Ex-Hollywood starlet Lindsay Lohan is pledging to quit drinking in order to comply with the new requirements of her failure to show up in a Beverly Hills, Calif. court on alcohol-related charges. The judge in the case says the problem-plagued be...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Hiding in France Like Roman Polanski

Lindsay Lohan Hiding in France Like Roman Polanski

Los Angeles, CA - You have to hand it to Lindsay Lohan. When the going gets tough, the Lohan gets high, and it is that very action that landed Lindsay Lohan in some seriously hot water yet again with a Beverly Hills Judge who ordered an arrest warran...

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Funny story: An Arrest Warrant Has Been Issued For Lindsay "The Bad Girl" Lohan

An Arrest Warrant Has Been Issued For Lindsay "The Bad Girl" Lohan

LOS ANGELES - A California judge has issued an arrest warrant for Lindsay Lohan, alias LiLo, alias Miss Mess, alias, Hey Just Who The Hell Does This Flaky Bitch Think She Is Anyway Paris Hilton or What? The unemployed actress is wanted for violati...

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Funny story: Tanya "Butch" Goddard looking forward to meeting Lindsay Lohan

Tanya "Butch" Goddard looking forward to meeting Lindsay Lohan

It is looking increasingly likely that Lindsay Lohan will be going to jail on her return to the States after a trip to the Cannes Film Festival. Lohan was arrested for driving under the influence of alcohol in 2007. She was ordered to community se...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Saved From The Gutter By Her New "CougarGal"

Lindsay Lohan Saved From The Gutter By Her New "CougarGal"

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Well it appears that Lindsay Lohan, the freckle faced little girl who lost her way (dozens of times) may finally have found the road to survival. Yes Lindsay Lohan, aka "Freckle Face," has just announced that she has found a brand...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Ordered Back To Court

Lindsay Lohan Ordered Back To Court

Lindsay Lohan who had been seen at the Cannes Film Festival last week may have to serve the rest of her sentence for an earlier charge and conviction on DUI charges from 2007. Apparently Lohan served most of the time going to rehab classes but th...

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Funny story: Okay, So Who Wins The Most Freckles Contest? Lindsay Lohan or Ke$ha?

Okay, So Who Wins The Most Freckles Contest? Lindsay Lohan or Ke$ha?

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Lindsay Lohan has just tossed another drink into the face of another young woman. LiLo will eventually end up throwing a drink into the face of the wrong girl who will pop the wayward diva-donna in her freckled mouth and rearrang...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Has a Solution to Reduce Terrorism

Lindsay Lohan Has a Solution to Reduce Terrorism

Lohan said she knows of a way to reduce violence in the Middle East and terrorism around the world. She proposes that Middle Eastern people change their social system to balance out instinctual aggression. Women should govern most of society beca...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan To Play Linda Lovelace Of "Deep Throat" Fame

Lindsay Lohan To Play Linda Lovelace Of "Deep Throat" Fame

After the role had been promised to several women, apparently Lindsay Lohan has signed to play porn queen, Linda Lovelace, in a new movie. Keep a lookout for the stories told by the ladies who did not get the role, even though they wanted it and what...

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Funny story: Samantha Ronson Says Lindsay Lohan's New BFF Is Jack Crack

Samantha Ronson Says Lindsay Lohan's New BFF Is Jack Crack

SANTA MONICA - Lindsay Lohan's ex-boyfriend Samantha Ronson says she is afraid of where LiLo is headed. Ronson revealed that Lindsay has gotten to the point where she just does not care. Ronson said that LiLo's new BFF seems to be Jack Crack. She...

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Funny story: Rosie O'Donnell Adopts Lindsay Lohan

Rosie O'Donnell Adopts Lindsay Lohan

Following comments made to Access Hollyweird reporters yesterday, Rosie O'Donnell has filed paperwork in Los Angeles County to legally adopt Lindsay Lohan. Citing her own personal concerns for Lohan's safety and with the hope of providing a safe a...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Condemned to Child Star Hell!

Lindsay Lohan Condemned to Child Star Hell!

Lindsay Lohan became the first casualty of the 'Lost' rip-off film 'The Other Side' when producers sent her to big girl Hollywood time out for the rest of her career. Lindsay is best known for her past Disney days and current ample breasts and wi...

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Funny story: 'Wanna Be' Hilton Versus 'Has Been' Lohan Fight Scheduled

'Wanna Be' Hilton Versus 'Has Been' Lohan Fight Scheduled

Somehow it's a slow news day when we're talking about Perez Hilton and Lindsay Lohan in the same sentence, but the weekend internet and press fight between the two has escalated into a commitment to face each other in the boxing ring. Accusations...

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Funny story: The Lindsay Lohan - Perez Hilton Feud Is Heating Up Like Hell!

The Lindsay Lohan - Perez Hilton Feud Is Heating Up Like Hell!

HOLLYWOOD - The Lindsay Lohan-Perez Hilton feud is starting to resemble Iceland's Eyjafjallajojull volcano. The LiLo-PerHi powder puff fracas started when Perez wrote an unflattering piece about LiLo's little sister, Ali, aka AliLo. The sidesad...

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Funny story: Samantha Ronson Spits In Lindsay Lohan's Face - Lindsay Kicks Back

Samantha Ronson Spits In Lindsay Lohan's Face - Lindsay Kicks Back

WEST HOLLYWOOD - It certainly does appear that Lindsay Lohan just does not know what the meaning of "no" is. Her ex-boyfriend Samantha Ronson dumped her last year and since then LiLo has been openly pining for the oafish looking 'pixie boy.' It ha...

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Funny story: The Scandal-Ridden TV Reality Show "Models of The Runway" Is Cancelled

The Scandal-Ridden TV Reality Show "Models of The Runway" Is Cancelled

NEW YORK CITY - Insiders are stating that The Lifelong Channel modeling show Models of The Runway has been cancelled. The shows executive producer Slizza Huffnagle-Filterfield stated that from the very beginning the show was plagued with lots of prob...

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