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Funny story: Mattel Recalls Billions Of Toys

Mattel Recalls Billions Of Toys

Mattel, the US toymaker, has recalled billions of toys for the second time in two weeks, because traces of the food additive Monosodium glutamate (MSG) were found in them.

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Funny story: Nursery Closed After Road Rage Children Go Crazy

Nursery Closed After Road Rage Children Go Crazy

LONDON (Defecated News) - The quiet leafy suburb of Northwood, Middlesex transformed into baby mayhem yesterday.

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Funny story: Paris Says Youth Should Be Forgiven, Not Judged

Paris Says Youth Should Be Forgiven, Not Judged

Paris Hilton has been reported to be gravely concerned for youth the world over.

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Funny story: Ant Sole Survivor of Massacre By 8-Year-Olds

Ant Sole Survivor of Massacre By 8-Year-Olds

MANASSAS, VA. (Heewack News Network) -- Just one ant survived a vicious massacre allegedly perpetrated by two eight-year-olds at a playground in this former Civil War city.

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Funny story: Time Outs Ruled Unconstitutional

Time Outs Ruled Unconstitutional

(San Francisco) - The ultra-liberal 9th Circuit Court of Appeals has ruled that time outs for children are unconstitutional and constitute abusive, cruel and unusual punishment.

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Funny story: Taliban Introduces New Line of Toys

Taliban Introduces New Line of Toys

Fukengrooven, Germany (IP) - Sources in Europe revealed today that they have intercepted a video recorded by Taliban Industries that displays a new line of toys that will soon be made available to Arab children.

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Funny story: £14 million social eduction programme: "Behave you little f****rs!"

£14 million social eduction programme: "Behave you little f****rs!"

BRITISH children are now such foul mouthed f*****g animals the Government is to spend 14 million f*****g pounds on drilling some manners into the little sh*ts. The announcement of classes in behaviour and social education caused a storm when it h...

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Funny story: Monsters Actually Live in Little Kids Closets to Scare them in the Night!

Monsters Actually Live in Little Kids Closets to Scare them in the Night!

A family in Seattle, Washington was scared half-to-death last night, as they found a monster in their 6-year-old son's closet.

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Funny story: EastEnders Sex Warnings Applauded By Young Viewers

EastEnders Sex Warnings Applauded By Young Viewers

An attempt by EastEnders producers to warn young people about the dangers of 'sex', was a success, says the BBC, with switchboards jammed and emails pouring in to its website.

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Funny story: Tennesseans could not see tragedy approaching

Tennesseans could not see tragedy approaching

Selmer, Tennessee (WTF News) - In a bizarre and sad twist of fate, a charity event called 'Cars for Kids' turned tragic over the weekend resulting in horrendous injuries.

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Funny story: So you're thinking of having kids?

So you're thinking of having kids?

As humans, it is our basic biological drive to pro-create and bring children into the world. However, 9 times out of 10 we blunder into this folly without the slightest inkling of the cataclysmic life change that having kids brings about.

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Funny story: Good Humor Truck Overturned in Riots

Good Humor Truck Overturned in Riots

Parrish, WI - A teeming horde of upper elementary students at Wokum Elementary today rocked and tipped a Good Humor Ice Cream truck, its smoldering hull still visible by the curbside. During 2nd recess break from classes, an unsuspecting and hapless...

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Funny story: New Custom Telephone Messaging Service From Alec Baldwin

New Custom Telephone Messaging Service From Alec Baldwin

Are you a parent afraid of lashing out at your child? Kids can be so sensitive these days! Calling your eleven year old daughter a little pig can get you in a world of trouble. Not only will your child be upset, but the authorities will have a field day at your expense. Don't be victimized!...

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Funny story: Bush Administration Defends Detention of Children at Gitmo

Bush Administration Defends Detention of Children at Gitmo

Washington, D.C. - Secretary of Defense Robert Gates defended the administration's imprisonment of an undisclosed number of children at the U.S. Navy base in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.

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Funny story: New Drug for Kids

New Drug for Kids

Everyone has heard of the drugs for kids who are dumb, stupid and can't focus. But what about those kids who over-acheive? Nerds? Geeks? Chess Club? What about them?!...

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Funny story: Pregnancy-Childbirth link identified

Pregnancy-Childbirth link identified

Redneck Gap, Mississippi - Researchers at the Mississippi Institute of Technology's Che Guevara Medical School have just concluded a multiyear study to determine a possible link between pregnancy in women and subsequent childbirth.

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Funny story: Million Dollar I.D. Theft Ring Run By Kids Busted

Million Dollar I.D. Theft Ring Run By Kids Busted

SPRINGFIELD, COLORADO--(BREAKING NEWS) An FBI task force swooped in and arrested 38 Springfield Junior High School students with ages ranging from 10 to 15 years old & 2 adults on serious I.D. theft...

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