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Funny story: Calendar Earls: Royals to pose starkers in bid to fund Middleton Marriage

Calendar Earls: Royals to pose starkers in bid to fund Middleton Marriage

Members of the Royal Family will, for the first time ever, pose nude for a calendar, to be sold in aid Prince William's wedding bills. "Well of course we could ask the government to stuff a few more sheets on the press when they're printing their...

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Funny story: Across the Pond, a True Cinderfella Story

Across the Pond, a True Cinderfella Story

Over in England, everyone is abuzz about the announced engagement between "Kate and William". But this is not just a story of romance, it's an inspiration to regular "blokes" everywhere. William is the product of a broken home. By age 28, he was...

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Funny story: The shocking photo Kate Middleton never wanted you to see

The shocking photo Kate Middleton never wanted you to see

It has been revealed tonight that a shocking photo that Kate Middleton never wanted anyone to see has been sold to a top London Red Top Newspaper Editor. The photo is said to have been poached from the Facebook page of a "friend" and is thought t...

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Funny story: Commuters blame royal wedding hex for Bond Street tube jumper

Commuters blame royal wedding hex for Bond Street tube jumper

London - (Mind The Gap Mess): The blighted royal wedding claimed its first victim when a polo playing pal of Prince Charles jumped in front of a Central Line train on Wednesday. Commuters said a worried looking 'toff' was reading freesheet Kate &...

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Funny story: The Royal Engagement as seen through the eyes of Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones from Cargo Fleet, Middlesbrough

The Royal Engagement as seen through the eyes of Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones from Cargo Fleet, Middlesbrough

Spoof writer, Lady Godiva, recently caught up with two of her favourite characters, Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones, both hailing from Middlesbrough, Cleveland (?) England. Lady G. met the girls in their favourite restaurant at Morrison's Berwick Hills, Middlesbrough branch. When asked their opionions on the recent 'Royal Engagment' Takwana commented, "Oh yeah! A did 'ear summat abou...

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Funny story: Davey C to call a Public Holiday

Davey C to call a Public Holiday

"Days off for everyone!" - That's the promise given by Prime Minister David Cameron if people buy Prince William and Kate Middleton wedding gifts. Like they don't have enough shit in their house, David Cameron has promised that anyone who buys the...

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Funny story: Naked holographic Kate & Pippa Middleton pop-up Advent Calendar all the rage for Xmas!

Naked holographic Kate & Pippa Middleton pop-up Advent Calendar all the rage for Xmas!

London - (Reuterus): The Middleton sisters' will launch their titillating nude Advent treat at the Royal Albert Hall this weekend. Advent's meaning of 'the coming' will really burst alive with the bronzed and beautifully Brazilianed gals' naked am...

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Funny story: Cash-strapped Westmonster Abbey demands £10 million to stage Wills and Kate wedding

Cash-strapped Westmonster Abbey demands £10 million to stage Wills and Kate wedding

London - (Prenup Mess): As hush money goes the figure sounds just about right. Worried Abbey officials say their insurance firm insists on the full £10 million wack in case of being sued for aiding and abetting bigamy, humbug and a right royal rec...

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Funny story: Harry Potter and an Effin' Massive Prince William DNA Cover-up

Harry Potter and an Effin' Massive Prince William DNA Cover-up

London - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): There's lies, damned lies and bloody royal wedding whoppers. And as massive great big con tricks go this one really takes the effing biscuit. Last night a UK DNA testing unit confirmed what the red top hackin...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson to be Prince William's best man

Robert Pattinson to be Prince William's best man

Robert Pattinson has accidentally revealed that he is to be Prince William's best man at his wedding to Kate Middleton next June after Prince William sensationally announced that he would not be having his younger brother Harry as best man. Palace...

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Funny story: Kate Middleton Exposed As Time Travelling Procreation Drone

Kate Middleton Exposed As Time Travelling Procreation Drone

The announcement that Prince William and Kate Middleton will be embarking on nuptials has left the whole world rejoicing the build up to another Royal wedding. However, shocking revelations have recently come to light that are difficult to even c...

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Funny story: Royal Wedding to be a drab affair

Royal Wedding to be a drab affair

In these times of government imposed austerity, the Royal Family have been warned not to indulge themselves in their usual excesses, when the time comes for Prince William and Kate Middleton to marry. Palace officials are acutely aware that the co...

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Funny story: Kate Middleton's Nude Calendar Destined To Be One Of 2011's Top Sellers

Kate Middleton's Nude Calendar Destined To Be One Of 2011's Top Sellers

LONDON - England's Bloomin' British Babes Calendar Company has just announced that they will be putting out a nude 2011 calendar featuring none other than Kate Middleton, the soon-to-be-wife of Prince William. Company spokesperson Byron Thameswate...

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Funny story: The Curse of Princess Diana's Engagement Ring

The Curse of Princess Diana's Engagement Ring

A close friend of Diana, Princess of Wales has tonight revealed that Diana knew her engagement ring was cursed but never had time to tell her family before she died. She was told of the curse by an Indian man she met in a midnight bizarre in Ista...

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Funny story: Friday July 1st 2011 - Diana's 50th birthday - is Wills & Kate wedding date

Friday July 1st 2011 - Diana's 50th birthday - is Wills & Kate wedding date

London - (Portents): The happy couple have picked Friday 1st July to get hitched. It would have been Princess Diana's 50th birthday and is way too good an opportunity to pass over milking. A bit of help from astrology pals has seen Wills and Ka...

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Funny story: William's Chopper Down; Lindsay Lohan to play Pregnant Kate

William's Chopper Down; Lindsay Lohan to play Pregnant Kate

It ain't over till it's over. Yesterday Prince William and commoner Kate Middleton announced their engagement. Prince William presented Kate Middleton with the ring Prince Charles got engaged to Lady Diana with. Times are tough and Prince William did...

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Funny story: Joy: Derek Acorah Give's Diana Blessing For Royal Wedding

Joy: Derek Acorah Give's Diana Blessing For Royal Wedding

Spook detective and International Talker Of Bollocks, Derek Acorah has sensationally channelled Princess Diana from beyond the grave, to seek approval for William and Kate's impending matrimony. The craggy faced Liverpudlian ghost worrier told rep...

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