DANVILLE, Kentucky - In one of the liveliest Vice-Presidential Debates in the history of Vice-Presidential Debates there was really no clear cut victor between Vice-President Joe Biden and non-vice-president Paul Ryan. The national political publi...
BILLINGSGATE JOURNAL - Asked by Rachel Maddow if he was surprised by the hospitality of the sheep while he was vacationing in Montana this summer, the Vice-President responded with a sheepish smile: "Hell no. The sum-bitches kicked out two brand...
DANVILLE, Kentucky - The Vice-Presidential Debate between Vice-President Joe Biden and Paul Ryan will be held in Danville, Kentucky on October 11. The town of Danville, is best noted for being the place where the Monopoly green houses and red hote...
ORLANDO FL (ABSNN) - Only days before the first scheduled Presidential debate, Mitt Romney stunned the nation this morning when he admitted that he was "a paid employee of the Democratic National Committee." "It is true; I am a shill for the Obama...
BAD AXE, Michigan - In a move that has surprised most political pundits, word filtering out of the Paul Ryan campaign camp is that he has been advised by his top advisers to cancel his October 11, participation in the Vice-Presidential Debate with Vi...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Mitt Romney is sticking to his guns and is flat out refusing to release his income tax returns. GOPicky Magazine is reporting that there is a loop hole, which the White House legal staff has found which states that the president...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a move to show that the United States does not think bad of Kate Middleton for having been photographed topless, President Obama and Vice-President Biden have decided to extend to her a cordial invitation of support. The pres...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - GOP vice-presidential candidate Paul Ryan aka Eddie Munster, spoke before a crowd gathered in the parking lot of a King's Kastle Supermarket. Ryan told the crowd estimated at between 19 and 22 adults that he wants everyone to know...
POLITICAL FACEBOOK Joe Biden: Hello Eva. 7:01 a.m. Eva Longoria: Hi Joe. How are you? 7:07 a.m. Joe Biden: You sound sleepy. Were you asleep? 7:11 a.m. Eva Longoria: Ah yeah. A little bit. 7:16 a.m. Joe Biden: I'm sorry sweety. Text me when you wake up. 7:21 a.m. Eva Longoria: Well heck, I'm wide awake now. What did you want Joe? 7:24 a.m. Joe Biden: I just wanted to tel...
INDIANAPOLIS, Indiana - GOP vice-presidential candidate Paul Ryan was campaigning in Indianapolis, the town that was named after the Cleveland Indians. He told a crowd that had gathered in the parking lot of a Fishy Smell Seafood Grill that he and...
TAMPA - Clint Eastwood showed everyone at the Republican National Convention and millions of television viewers that he may be a legendary Hollywood icon, but he sure ain't no political speaker. The man who starred in The Good, The Bad, and The Ug...
Vice President Joe Biden defended himself against critics who say he may not be well suited to the job of Vice President by asserting, in clear terms, that he has "lots of brainyness" and "can count real high and add too." Speaking before...
TAMPA, FL --- Vice President, Joe Robinette Biden was released from the Shriners Hospital for Children after a two hour checkup early this morning. Hospital spokeswoman Paula Shackles said, "Despite his temporary discomfort the Vice President shou...
After years of excuses from the White House regarding apparent misspeaking's from the administrations second in command. The White House press secretary Jay Carney announced that V.P. Joe Biden's recent remarks about "stringing them up" was a side ef...
New York - Decades after hinting heavily that Warhol superstar Joe Dallesandro was the muse behind the 1978 Live: Take No Prisoners album single the truth is finally out. At a press conference in New York today hosted by Cattle Rustler News magazi...
Following the devastation caused by respective long time partners caught in compromising lip locks, and some say more, Vanderbilt heiress Anderson Cooper, and Twilight Star Robert Pattinson were spotted commiserating over breakfast amidst a crowd of...
TOLDEO, Ohio - Mitt Romney, who has repeatedly stated that he does not appreciate being called a "Flip Flopper" has just issued a statement regarding President Obama asking that he release his income tax returns for the past five years. "Old Mitte...
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