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Funny story: Cindy McCain: "I'm buying the presidency for John's birthday."

Cindy McCain: "I'm buying the presidency for John's birthday."

Phoenix, AZ - Cindy McCain, wife of Republican presidential candidate John McCain, told a group of reporters that she is going to buy the presidency of the United States as a gift for John's seventy-second birthday. "I know it's what he really wan...

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Funny story: McCain Names Britney Spears and Paris Hilton as Co- Vices!

McCain Names Britney Spears and Paris Hilton as Co- Vices!

John McCain in a vane attempt at shaking the GOP (Grandpa Old Poopiepants) stigma of old age and incontinence has decided to pack his stable, er, ticket with some celebrity hotties. Political commentators have been unanimous in their positive evaluat...

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Funny story: John McCain and His Rovian Princes of Darkness Are Sick and Tired of Running Against a Black Person!

John McCain and His Rovian Princes of Darkness Are Sick and Tired of Running Against a Black Person!

As McCain get grumpy and the Rovian Princes of Darkness gather round the cauldron, one fact of the '08 election became clear. Running against a Negro is a tough hoe to row. Or is it a tough row to hoe? Whichever, or both, Johnny McC is beginning to s...

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Funny story: McCain Announces: I Was Wrong on the War But Right on the Surge! Sorry About the Thousands of Dead!

McCain Announces: I Was Wrong on the War But Right on the Surge! Sorry About the Thousands of Dead!

John McCain dressed as usual in his surge blue suit told the American people today that he was wrong about the war in Iraq but he was right about the surge. "As in Nam I went to the wrong war but once there I fought valiantly. Once again I put our...

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Funny story: McCain's Arab Contributors Demand Re-Naming Film Fame Football Marshall, Ma Al Sharif

McCain's Arab Contributors Demand Re-Naming Film Fame Football Marshall, Ma Al Sharif

Repub candie Johnny McC found himself in a kerfuffle or was it a falafel as his pandering to Middle East Arab contributors and Red Neck Middle American football collided. Campaign observers have found that a certain Arab American family has been d...

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Funny story: World Peace scrapped due to lack of interest on Digg

World Peace scrapped due to lack of interest on Digg

The opportunity to create a lasting world peace, last night slipped through the grasp of society, because it failed to get a front page mention on Digg. Nobel Peace prize winner and orchestrator of the failed plan Dr Christopher Poole said of the...

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Funny story: John McCain Chooses Running Mate

John McCain Chooses Running Mate

After much debate and sitting in the dark listening to sad songs, wannabe presidential hopeful John McCain has decided on his running mate for the post of lackey/vice- president. The job of other guy/vice-president is usually a deciding factor...

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Funny story: McCain Apologizes to Dead Iraqis for Blaming Them for US Scientist's Anthrax Attack on Congress!

McCain Apologizes to Dead Iraqis for Blaming Them for US Scientist's Anthrax Attack on Congress!

Mea Culpas and breast beating resounded through the US Capitol like the Pedophile Penitential Rite in the Vatican. Repub Candie Johnny McC in a rare moment of lucidity remembered that he had blamed the 2002 anthrax attack on Congress on the Iraqis. H...

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Funny story: McCain and Dalai Lama Agree on Nothing!

McCain and Dalai Lama Agree on Nothing!

US Repub candie hopeful Johnny McC hoped to distract from his Democrat opponent, Barack Obama's wildly successful tour of the entire world by a strategic meting with world religious leader, the Dalai Lama. The meeting took place at the private reside...

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Funny story: John McCain Denounces Revisionist Spoof Website

John McCain Denounces Revisionist Spoof Website

John McCain attacked British website TheSpoof.com today, complaining about changes to how the site operates for authors. McCain had been writing articles on the site, under the pen name Ethan, as a way of blowing off steam from the stresses of the ca...

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Funny story: John McCain: Lindsay Lohan, not about being gay, but dating Jews

John McCain: Lindsay Lohan, not about being gay, but dating Jews

(Washington, D.C.)Consider that less than a year ago presumptive Republican Presidential nominee John McCain actually looked to George Bush to school him on the "internets" and "the Google". Now, Senator McCain's recent blog entries have gotten him n...

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Funny story: Britney Spears To Donate Eggs For Darfur

Britney Spears To Donate Eggs For Darfur

(Los Angeles-CA) Less than a week after a court extension of Britney Spears' father, Jamie Spears, as conservator of the pop star's estate through 2008, a statement by Spears' father has called the court's judgment into question. Jamie Spears wrote i...

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Funny story: John McCain To Paris Hilton: "Cosmo, bayatch!"

John McCain To Paris Hilton: "Cosmo, bayatch!"

(Flint-Michigan) First, it was a McCain campaign ad taking a swipe at Barack Obama by comparing him to Paris Hilton. Then, it was Paris Hilton releasing a video, fully clothed for a change, calling McCain a "wrinkly white hair guy." And now it appear...

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Funny story: Vampire McCain Announces 'War on Sun'

Vampire McCain Announces 'War on Sun'

From within the Bat Cave- John McCain, the self-proclaimed 'Dark Overlord of the Night', recently proclaimed a new evil villain in society: the sun. It was not quite surprising coming from McCain, a well known vampire; what drew attention was his...

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Funny story: Masochists4McCain Take Pains for Repub Candie!

Masochists4McCain Take Pains for Repub Candie!

Interest groups, cults, sensitivity sessions and support systems have been joining the Presidential campaign in droves. Hawaiians, Indonesians and Africans have all flocked to the Obama fold in an ethnic entourage. But one group has driven itself bey...

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Funny story: McCain Rips Obama Over Possible End Of World

McCain Rips Obama Over Possible End Of World

Republican presidential candidate John McCain today sharply criticized his rival, Barack Obama, for having once advocated a policy that McCain said would've led to the end of the world. "My friends," McCain said, "if we had done as Senator Obama...

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Funny story: Llama Song Rewritten for Obama

Llama Song Rewritten for Obama

The infamous Llama song has been rewritten with new lyrics and is now posted, near the annoying standard, on You Tube. The new song is about Barack Obama and repeats itself, over and over, without stopping (just like the original). Kitty Collins,...

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