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Funny story: Sheriff Opens an Internal Probe into Paris Hilton

Sheriff Opens an Internal Probe into Paris Hilton

HOLLYWOOD (Glendale) -- No, it's not the aliens, but the Sheriff's Department itself that has launched an Internal Probe into Paris Hilton. Will it hurt? Who knows. The aliens usually return you unharmed, if with a little loss of dignity. I know that's what they did to me.

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Funny story: Collecting African Children Latest Hollywood Status Symbol

Collecting African Children Latest Hollywood Status Symbol

Hollywood, CA (IP) - Collecting and briefly displaying small African children on TV talk shows has become the latest Rock Stars and Hollywood Status symbols among skanky movie star bimbos.

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Funny story: eBay :: Paris Hilton Garbage Big Seller

eBay :: Paris Hilton Garbage Big Seller

HOLLYWOOD (PARIS HILTON's TRASH CAN) -- Paris Hilton's crumpled shopping list is for sale on eBay. Item Number: 110145031520. Have not bid. Must phone my Editor. Starting bid: US $45.00. Postage: US $9.00 Redwood framed.

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Funny story: SpongeBob Square Pants: Never Gonna Go Nude

SpongeBob Square Pants: Never Gonna Go Nude

Universal studios (Hollywood): Teenage heart throb Spongebob Squarepants is all set to lose 10 pounds for his next multi-million dollar movie, "Spongebob Squarepants and the attack of the circular lingerie". Says Spongebob, "it's not that tough a job you know, all i gotta do is get rinsed by somebody".

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Funny story: George Clooney Upsets Italian Neighbour

George Clooney Upsets Italian Neighbour

Hollywood heart throb George Clooney has been in trouble with authorities in Italy after a fracas with his neighbour at a home he keeps on the shores of Lake Como.

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Funny story: Brain implant procedure approved for general population

Brain implant procedure approved for general population

Cyberkinetics Inc. of Foxboro, MA, has received Food and Drug Administration approval to expand its use of brain implants to include elective surgery. "Disabled people will no longer be the only ones that can benefit from being able to control t...

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Funny story: David Beckham Acquires Fast Plane To Beat DVT

David Beckham Acquires Fast Plane To Beat DVT

After a warning by health experts that making too many flights between Los Angeles and London could constitute a health risk, footballer David Beckham has acquired a rather novel mode of transport to deal with the pr...

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Funny story: Tell-All 3-way cell phone call reveals all: Paris Hilton's illness, reason for early release

Tell-All 3-way cell phone call reveals all: Paris Hilton's illness, reason for early release

Hollywood, California - The following is a transcript of a 3-way cellular telephone conversation that took place between Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie and Lindsay Lohan from 13:00 hours on June 6, to 23:00 hours on June 7, 2007.

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Funny story: Tom Sizemore Winning, "So You Think You're the Biggest Celebrity Screw Up," Contest

Tom Sizemore Winning, "So You Think You're the Biggest Celebrity Screw Up," Contest

It appears Tom Sizemore is leading the celebrity screw up contest episode that aired on NBC this week. The competition between personalities, actresses and actors or public figures begs the question, are you the worlds biggest celebrity goofball?.

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Funny story: Screenwriters Publish Annual List of Morally Safe Stereotypes

Screenwriters Publish Annual List of Morally Safe Stereotypes

The Anonymous Screenwriters Organisation has released its official list of Politically Correct Stereotypes for the 2008 season. President Sam S. Samson said that it is a difficult, but necessary process.

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Addicted to Sex & Beverly Hillbilly Heroin

Lindsay Lohan Addicted to Sex & Beverly Hillbilly Heroin

BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA (PIXLEY GAZZETTE) --Lindsay Lohan, 20, strung-out & drugged-out starlet has checked into Britney Spear's old alma mater, The Promises Rehab Center by the Sea for Losers in Malibu. Loser...

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Funny story: Britney Spears: I Was Like a Nymphomaniac With NO Rubbers

Britney Spears: I Was Like a Nymphomaniac With NO Rubbers

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA (HARD ON-LINE)-- Toxic shock tween twat extrordinaire, Britney Spears, came out swinging on here website, berating the tabloids & cursing out her business manager and close family for trying to keep control of B...

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Funny story: Hollywood Star Paul Newman "Gives Up"

Hollywood Star Paul Newman "Gives Up"

Hollywood's best-known actor Paul Newman, says he has decided to give up acting at the age of 82. In an unprecendented move by an ageing Hollywood actor, Newman has refused to prop himself up with a formaldehyde concoction of blood replacing drug...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Arrested Naked, DUI, Possession, Victim In Critical Condition

Lindsay Lohan Arrested Naked, DUI, Possession, Victim In Critical Condition

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA (API) -- Actress Lindsay Lohan, 20, was arrested Saturday after she lost control of her 2005 Mercedes SL-65 convertible she was driving and struck a curb. After receiving a 911...

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Funny story: The late Cole Porter finally gets a star on Hollywood Walk of Fame

The late Cole Porter finally gets a star on Hollywood Walk of Fame

Hollywood, California - Forty-three years after his death, Cole Porter, who wrote over 1,500 songs for the movie and television industry in his lifetime, just got his Star on the on the Hollywood Walk of Fame this week.

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Funny story: New Harry Potter Film To Be Given Tokyo Premiere

New Harry Potter Film To Be Given Tokyo Premiere

Tokyo is to host the world premiere of the fifth, and hopefully last, in the series of Harry Potter film extravaganzas, The Orders Of Pat Phoenix, on June 28. The city, which is in Japan

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Funny story: Grand Theft Auto San Andreas Stories

Grand Theft Auto San Andreas Stories

The popular game series from Rockstar, GTA as he players refer to it has become hugely succesful from GTA1 to GTA Vice City Stories. As many know the GTA games are based on real places Vice City/Miami, San Andreas/San Francisco/Hollywood/Las Vegas, Liberty City/New York and much more but what one gamer James "Angst" Focknut Murphy shouted as he threw his Playstation 2 out the window alon...

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